Freddy vs. Jason

Freddy vs. Jason is a slasher film. Directed by Ronny Yu, the film, released in 2003, pits Jason Voorhees (of the Friday the 13th horror series) and Freddy Krueger (of the Nightmare on Elm Street horror series) against each other.

Freddy Krueger

• [narrating] My children... from the very beginning, it was the children who gave me my power. The Springwood Slasher, that's what they called me. My reign of terror was legendary. Dozens of children would fall by my blades. Then the parents of Springwood came for me, taking justice into their own hands. When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty, but after they killed me, I became something much, much worse. The stuff nightmares are made of. The children still feared me, and their fear gave me the power to invade their dreams, and that's when the fun REALLY began. Until they figured out a way to forget about me. To erase me completely. Being dead wasn't a problem, but being forgotten, now that's a BITCH!!!! I can't come back if nobody remembers me. I can't come back if nobody's afraid. I had to search the bowels of Hell, but I found someone, someone who'll make 'em remember. He may get the blood, but I'll get the glory, and that fear is my ticket home.
• [Referring to Jason] He may get the blood, but I'll get the glory.
• The only thing to fear is fear himself.
• [After knocking Jason around the room like a pinball machine] Tilt.
• I should warn you, princess: The first time tends to get a little... messy.
• [About to shoot gas bottles at Jason] Man the torpedoes.
• Welcome to MY nightmare...

Bill Freeburg

• "Dude, that goalie was pissed about something." (referring to Jason and his habit of killing people)
• "Let me handle this, bitch!" (possessed by Freddy)
• "These are MY children, Jason. Go back where you belong!" (right before he tranquilizes Jason, while being possessed by Freddy)

Others

• Doctor at the mental ward: Sleep tight, monkey boy.

Dialogue

[after seeing Jason at the rave]

Kia: Was that him? The guy you were talking about... Freddy Krueger?

Lori: No, that wasn't the guy in my dream. That was somebody else.

Linderman: Who cares about some fucking dream guy, Ok? That psycho in the hockey mask was real.

Freeburg: Dude, that goalie was pissed about something.

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Deputy Stubbs: I think we're dealing with a copycat here.

Charlie Linderman: No. No. No, no, no. He's not a copycat. I've seen what he can do. He's the real Jason.

Deputy Stubbs: That's impossible, Linderman. Jason is dead.

Bill Freeburg: Yeah, well, you better start thinking outside your little box, dude, 'cause somebody's definitely breaking the fucking reality rules, OK?

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Taglines

• Even a killer has something to fear.
• Evil will battle Evil.
• One, two, Freddy's coming for you... three, four, Jason's at your door...
• Place your bets!
• The "Slicer" - The "Dicer" - And This Time, They're Not Any "Nicer"!
• When the son of a hundred maniacs battles an unstoppable killing machine, none will survive!
• Winner kills all!

Cast

• Robert Englund - Freddy Krueger
• Ken Kirzinger - Jason Voorhees
• Monica Keena - Lori Campbell
• Jason Ritter - Will Rollins

External links

• Freddy vs. Jason quotes at the Internet Movie Database