Get Smart (film)

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Get Smart is a 2008 film adaptation of Mel Brooks and Buck Henry's 1960s spy parody television series, Get Smart.

Directed by Peter Segal. Written by Tom J. Astle and Matt Ember.
Saving The World...And Loving It! (taglines)

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[edit] Maxwell Smart

  • Well, that was a sucker punch to the gonads.
  • Missed it by THAT much.

[edit] Others

  • Shtarker: [After Siegfried gets thrown out of the car and over a bridge] What good hang time, huh?
  • The Chief: [Having punched out a belittling secret service agent] Speak up son. I'm an old man, you know.

[edit] Dialogue

Agent 23: It's not over Max, I'll take that briefcase.
Max: If you want it, you'll have to take it.
Agent 23: That's... what I just said.
Max: I know, I'm just trying to annoy you.
Siegfried: Who are you?
Max: My name is Nudnis Shpilkes. Who are you?
Siegfried: I am Siegfried.
Max: Did you say SIEGFRIEEEED?
Siegfried: Yes.
Max: I understand that you're the man to see if someone is interested in acquiring items of a nuclear nature.
Siegfried: How do I know you're not CONTROL?
Max: If I were CONTROL, you'd already be dead.
Siegfried: If you were CONTROL, you'd already be dead.
Max: Well, neither of us is dead, so I'm obviously not from CONTROL.
Shtarker: ...That actually makes sense.
Max: I think it only fair to warn you that this building has been surrounded by 130 highly trained Black Ops snipers.
Siegfreid: I don't believe you.
Max: Would you believe two dozen DELTA Force commandos?
Siegfreid: No.
Max: How about Chuck Norris with a BB gun?
Shtarker: Still, it's too bad about all the dead movie stars.
Siegfried: Yes. What will we do without their razor-sharp political advice?
Agent 23: He left the copier jammed, Chief. Now, we have rules here, and you know that. If we don't follow the rules, then what are we?
Chief: I'll tell you what we're not! We're not people who jam staples into other people's heads. That's CIA crap!

[edit] Cast

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