Get Smart (film)
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Get Smart is a 2008 film adaptation of Mel Brooks and Buck Henry's 1960s spy parody television series, Get Smart.
- Directed by Peter Segal. Written by Tom J. Astle and Matt Ember.
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[edit] Maxwell Smart
- Well, that was a sucker punch to the gonads.
- Missed it by THAT much.
[edit] Others
- Shtarker: [After Siegfried gets thrown out of the car and over a bridge] What good hang time, huh?
- The Chief: [Having punched out a belittling secret service agent] Speak up son. I'm an old man, you know.
[edit] Dialogue
- Agent 23: It's not over Max, I'll take that briefcase.
- Max: If you want it, you'll have to take it.
- Agent 23: That's... what I just said.
- Max: I know, I'm just trying to annoy you.
- Siegfried: Who are you?
- Max: My name is Nudnis Shpilkes. Who are you?
- Siegfried: I am Siegfried.
- Max: Did you say SIEGFRIEEEED?
- Siegfried: Yes.
- Max: I understand that you're the man to see if someone is interested in acquiring items of a nuclear nature.
- Siegfried: How do I know you're not CONTROL?
- Max: If I were CONTROL, you'd already be dead.
- Siegfried: If you were CONTROL, you'd already be dead.
- Max: Well, neither of us is dead, so I'm obviously not from CONTROL.
- Shtarker: ...That actually makes sense.
- Max: I think it only fair to warn you that this building has been surrounded by 130 highly trained Black Ops snipers.
- Siegfreid: I don't believe you.
- Max: Would you believe two dozen DELTA Force commandos?
- Siegfreid: No.
- Max: How about Chuck Norris with a BB gun?
- Shtarker: Still, it's too bad about all the dead movie stars.
- Siegfried: Yes. What will we do without their razor-sharp political advice?
- Agent 23: He left the copier jammed, Chief. Now, we have rules here, and you know that. If we don't follow the rules, then what are we?
- Chief: I'll tell you what we're not! We're not people who jam staples into other people's heads. That's CIA crap!
- Max: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- Chief: If you're thinking 'oh crap, a swordfish almost went through my head' then yes.
- Sean: Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!
- Mom: Sean! Sean! Sean! Sean! See how annoying that is?
[edit] Cast
- Steve Carell - Maxwell Smart / Agent 86
- Anne Hathaway - Agent 99
- Dwayne Johnson - Agent 23
- Alan Arkin - The Chief
- Terence Stamp - Siegfield
- Masi Oka - Bruce
- Ken Davitian - Shtarker
- Terry Crews - Agent 91
- David Koechner - Larabee
- James Caan - The President of the United States
- David S. Lee - Ladislas Krstic
- Dalip Singh - Dalip
- Lindsay Hollister - Max's dance partner
- Bill Murray - Agent 13
- Patrick Warburton - Hymie
- Kevin Nealon - CIA Agent
- Blake Clark - General
- Geoff Pierson - Vice President
- Kelly Karbacz - Judy
- Bill Romanowski - Air Marshall
- John Farley - Agent 50
- Bonnie Hellman - Karen
- Jonathan Loughran - Orange Team Guy
- Cedric Yarbrough - Tate
- Tim DeKay - Secret Service Agent
- Todd Sherry - KAOS Office Worker
- Stephen Dunham - Secret Service Commander
- William Charlton - German Spy (uncredited)
- Doby Daenger - Airplane Passenger (uncredited)
- Joshua Harrison - Agent 74 (uncredited)
- Vinicius Machado - Valet (uncredited)
- Chris Reid - Musician (uncredited)
- Julian Scott Urena - Drug Lord (uncredited)
- Ryan Seacrest - Host (Host of American Top 40)
- Bernie Kopell - Opel driver
- Leonard Stern - Cessna pilot
[edit] External Links
- Get Smart quotes at the Internet Movie Database
- Get Smart at Rotten Tomatoes
- The Official Get Smart Site
