Get Smart (play)

The Get Smart play is a take-off of the episode "Mr. Big" from the original TV show, Get Smart. It features some new characters, including the Wong triplets, Mary, Shirley, and Betsy, who came with Mr. Big from Hong Kong. It also centers around the protection of Scandinavian Princess Ingrid and the Inthermo, a doomsday invention created by Professor Dante.

"And loving it!"

- Maxwell Smart, the Chief

"I'm not accountable to some trashcan eavesdropper!"

- Professor Zalinka

"If Farmer Brown takes five molecules to the market, and Farmer Green takes three-"

- Professor Zalinka, Maxwell Smart, Professor Dante

"Don't step on my neon tetras!"

- The Chief

"Would you please put a finger over the knot?"

"Glad to-"

"Thank you."

- Conversation between Shirley Wong and Agent 99

"Max! How delightful!"

- Princess Ingrid

"Of course, I can't keep track of all the people whose lives I save..."

- Maxwell Smart