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Family Guy is an animated television series created by Seth MacFarlane for FOX in 1999. The show was cancelled in 2002, but after extremely positive response to DVDs and reruns on Adult Swim, production of new episodes for FOX resumed in 2005.

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The border colors for the episodes correspond to the DVD Volume in which they appear. Those episodes in bold and italics are also part of the Freakin' Sweet Collection.

Gold represents Volume 1
Turquoise represents Volume 2
Orange represents Volume 3
Green represents Volume 4
Red represents Volume 5
Blue represents Volume 6
Yellow represents Volume 7
Grey represents Volume 8
Olive represents Volume 9
Navy represents Volume 10
Teal represents Volume 11
Black represents Volume 12 and individual releases
Brown represents Volume 13


Season 1 Season 2 Season 3 Season 4
[1.01] Death Has a Shadow [2.01] Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater [3.01] The Thin White Line [4.01] North by North Quahog
[1.02] I Never Met the Dead Man [2.02] Holy Crap [3.02] Brian Does Hollywood [4.02] Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High
[1.03] Chitty Chitty Death Bang [2.03] Da Boom [3.03] Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington [4.03] Blind Ambition
[1.04] Mind Over Murder [2.04] Brian in Love [3.04] One If By Clam, Two If By Sea [4.04] Don't Make Me Over
[1.05] A Hero Sits Next Door [2.05] Love Thy Trophy [3.05] And the Wiener is... [4.05] The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire
[1.06] The Son Also Draws [2.06] Death is a Bitch [3.06] Death Lives [4.06] Petarded
[1.07] Brian: Portrait of a Dog [2.07] The King is Dead [3.07] Lethal Weapons [4.07] Brian the Bachelor
[2.08] I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar [3.08] The Kiss Seen Around the World [4.08] 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter
[2.09] If I'm Dyin', I'm Lyin' [3.09] Mr. Saturday Knight [4.09] Breaking Out Is Hard to Do
[2.10] Running Mates [3.10] Emission Impossible [4.10] Model Misbehavior
[2.11] A Picture is Worth A 1000 Bucks [3.11] To Love and Die in Dixie [4.11] Peter's Got Woods
[2.12] Fifteen Minutes of Shame [3.12] A Fish Out of Water [4.12] The Perfect Castaway
[2.13] Road to Rhode Island [3.13] Screwed the Pooch [4.13] Jungle Love
[2.14] Let's Go to the Hop [3.14] Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother? [4.14] PTV
[2.15] Dammit Janet [3.15] Ready, Willing, and Disabled [4.15] Brian Goes Back To College
[2.16] There's Something About Paulie [3.16] A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas [4.16] The Courtship of Stewie's Father
[2.17] He's Too Sexy For His Fat [3.17] Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows [4.17] The Fat Guy Strangler
[2.18] E. Peterbus Unum [3.18] From Method to Madness [4.18] The Father, the Son, and the Holy Fonz
[2.19] The Story on Page One [3.19] Stuck Together, Torn Apart [4.19] Brian Sings and Swings
[2.20] Wasted Talent [3.20] Road to Europe [4.20] Patriot Games
[2.21] Fore Father [3.21] Family Guy Viewer Mail #1 [4.21] I Take Thee Quagmire
[3.22] When You Wish Upon a Weinstein [4.22] Sibling Rivalry
[4.23] Deep Throats
[4.24] Peterotica
[4.25] You May Now Kiss The...Uh...Guy Who Receives
[4.26] Petergeist
[4.27] Untitled Griffin Family History
[4.28] Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story
Season 5 Season 6 Season 7 Season 8
[5.01] Stewie Loves Lois [6.01] Blue Harvest [7.01] Love Blactually [8.01] Road to the Multiverse
[5.02] Mother Tucker [6.02] Movin' Out (Brian's Song) [7.02] I Dream of Jesus [8.02] Family Goy
[5.03] Hell Comes to Quahog [6.03] Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air [7.03] Road to Germany [8.03] Spies Reminiscent of Us
[5.04] Saving Private Brian 100th Episode Celebration [7.04] Baby Not On Board [8.04] Brian's Got a Brand New Bag
[5.05] Whistle While Your Wife Works [6.04] Stewie Kills Lois [7.05] The Man with Two Brians [8.05] Hannah Banana
[5.06] Prick Up Your Ears [6.05] Lois Kills Stewie [7.06] Tales of a Third Grade Nothing [8.06] Quagmire's Baby
[5.07] Chick Cancer [6.06] Padre de Familia [7.07] Ocean's Three and a Half [8.07] Jerome is the New Black
[5.08] Barely Legal [6.07] Peter's Daughter [7.08] Family Gay [8.08] Dog Gone
[5.09] Road to Rupert [6.08] McStroke [7.09] The Juice Is Loose [8.09] Business Guy
[5.10] Peter's Two Dads [6.09] Back to the Woods [7.10] FOX-y Lady [8.10] Big Man on Hippocampus
[5.11] The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou [6.10] Play it Again Brian [7.11] Not All Dogs Go to Heaven [8.11] Dial Meg for Murder
[5.12] Airport '07 [6.11] The Former Life of Brian [7.12] Episode 420 [8.12] Extra Large Medium
[5.13] Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey [6.12] Long John Peter [7.13] Stew-Roids [8.13] Go Stewie Go
[5.14] No Meals on Wheels [7.14] We Love You Conrad [8.14] Peter-assment
[5.15] Boys Do Cry [7.15] Three Kings [8.15] Brian Griffin's House of Payne
[5.16] No Chris Left Behind [7.16] Peter's Progress [8.16] April in Quahog
[5.17] It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One [8.17] Brian & Stewie
[5.18] Meet the Quagmires [8.18] Quagmire's Dad
[8.19] The Splendid Source
[8.20] Something, Something Something, Dark Side
[8.21] Partial Terms of Endearment
Season 9 Season 10 Season 11 Season 12
[9.01] And Then There Were Fewer [10.01] Lottery Fever [11.01] Into Fat Air [12.01] Finders Keepers
[9.02] Excellence in Broadcasting [10.02] Seahorse Seashell Party [11.02] Ratings Guy [12.02] Vestigial Peter
[9.03] Welcome Back, Carter [10.03] Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q [11.03] The Old Man and the Big 'C' [12.03] Quagmire's Quagmire
[9.04] Halloween on Spooner Street [10.04] Stewie Goes for a Drive [11.04] Yug Ylimaf [12.04] A Fistful of Meg
[9.05] Baby, You Knock Me Out [10.05] Back to the Pilot 200 Episodes Later [12.05] Boopa-dee Bappa-dee
[9.06] Brian Writes a Bestseller [10.06] Thanksgiving [11.05] Joe's Revenge [12.06] Life of Brian
[9.07] Road to the North Pole [10.07] Amish Guy [11.06] Lois Comes Out of Her Shell [12.07] Into Harmony's Way
[9.08] New Kidney in Town [10.08] Cool Hand Peter [11.07] Friends Without Benefits [12.08] Christmas Guy
[9.09] And I'm Joyce Kinney [10.09] Grumpy Old Man [11.08] Jesus, Mary and Joseph! [12.09] Peter Problems
[9.10] Friends of Peter G. [10.10] Meg and Quagmire [11.09] Space Cadet [12.10] Grimm Job
[9.11] German Guy [10.11] The Blind Side [11.10] Brian's Play [12.11] Brian's a Bad Father
[9.12] The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair [10.12] Livin' on a Prayer [11.11] The Giggity Wife [12.12] Mom's the Word
[9.13] Trading Places [10.13] Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream [11.12] Valentine's Day in Quahog [12.13] 3 Acts of God
[9.14] Tiegs for Two [10.14] Be Careful What You Fish For [11.13] Chris Cross [12.14] Fresh Heir
[9.15] Brothers & Sisters [10.15] Burning Down the Bayit [11.14] Call Girl [12.15] Secondhand Spoke
[9.16] The Big Bang Theory [10.16] Killer Queen [11.15] Turban Cowboy [12.16] Herpe the Love Sore
[9.17] Foreign Affairs [10.17] Forget-Me-Not [11.16] 12 and a Half Angry Men [12.17] The Most Interesting Man in the World
[9.18] It's a Trap! [10.18] You Can't Do That on Television, Peter [11.17] Bigfat [12.18] Baby Got Black
[10.19] Mr. and Mrs. Stewie [11.18] Total Recall [12.19] Meg Stinks!
[10.20] Leggo My Meg-O [11.19] Save the Clam [12.20] He's Bla-ack!
[10.21] Tea Peter [11.20] Farmer Guy [12.21] Chap Stewie
[10.22] Family Guy Viewer Mail #2 [11.21] Roads to Vegas
[10.23] Internal Affairs [11.22] No Country Club for Old Men
Season 13
[13.01] The Simpsons Guy
[13.02] The Book of Joe
[13.03] Baking Bad
[13.04] Brian the Closer
[13.05] Turkey Guys
[13.06] The 2000-Year-Old Virgin

Catchphrases[edit]

Brian Griffin: Whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?

Lois Griffin: The see in Mark Meloni and he is precious but you can't put it in mark meloni because it was already in a black boy oh well i mean you could try maby.

Peter Griffin: Freakin' sweet!
Peter Griffin: Holy crap!
Peter Griffin: Shut up, Meg.

Stewie Griffin: What the deuce?
Stewie Griffin: Victory is mine!
Stewie Griffin: Damn you all!
Stewie Griffin: Blast!
Stewie Griffin: Damn you vile woman!

Brian: (To Stewie after he shoots at kids in costumes) Hey Stewie...how do ya not know about trick-or-treating?!
Stewie: How do YOU not know that your reflection on your mirror is not another dog?!
Brian: HEY!!! That guy's a jerk!!! (Flashback of Brian getting coffee)
Brian: (Sees his reflection on a mirror) *HEY YOU GET OUT OF HERE THIS IS MY HOUSE!!!* (He runs into the mirror and falls unconscious as Peter walks in)
Peter: (Worried) Oh my gosh Brian what happened? Who did this to you? (He sees his reflection and glares) DID YOU DO THIS YOU SON OF A (expletive)!!!!???? (He lunges at his reflection and falls unconscious when hitting the mirror)

Cleveland Brown: Oh, that's nasty!
Cleveland Brown: WHAT THE HELL?! No, no, no, no, no, NOOO!



Glenn Quagmire: Giggity giggity goo!
Glenn Quagmire: All right!

Joe Swanson: LET'S DO IT!!
Joe Swanson: Get some!

Herbert: Get your fat ass back here.
Herbert: hmmm
Herbert: Hey there little boy, you want a Popsicle?
Herbert: I got a freezer full of Popsicles!

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Cast[edit]

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