Gnomeo and Juliet
Gnomeo and Juliet is a 2011 fantasy film. It is about two gnomes, the brave Gnomeo (James McAvoy) and the beautiful Juliet (Emily Blunt), who fall in love, only to discover that their "teams" are against each other and that their love must be a secret. Here is a list of quotes from the movie, by character.
- Nice name. It really goes with your...eyes.
- How you doin', baby?
- Well, I grabbed it first.
- Come get it.
- Who's your gnomie?
- Well, this isn't my greenhouse.
- Nice greenhouse, eh?
- You crossed the line, Tybalt!
- "Who's your gnomie"? [grabs the flower] Who's your gnomie now?
- Leave us alone!
- Oh, my dad sure knows how to choose 'em.
- Why does his hat have to be blue? Why not red, like my father? Or green, like a leprachaun? Or purple, like a...um..a...a weird guy. But blue!
- I saw it first!
- What's in a gnome?
- A cheat! A cheat, that's what you are!
- (not seen, but voice heard) Well, you don't get much stealthier than this. (Camera turns to reveal Benny wearing a flower costume) Hello!
- No! Not the Kitten Clipper!
- Tell me something I don't already know.
- We are going to track down whoever did it!
- Oh, yeah? I crossed the finish line.
- Thank you. (Cuts Benny's hat clean off)
- What wall?
- [last words] Oh, that wall. (Lawn mower crashes into the wall, smashing Tybalt to pieces)
- I may not be a smart bird, but I know what love is.
- Oh, I'm sure scared!
- Chocolate's in stranger, chocolate's in stranger...
- Juliet: He's a blue.
- Gnomeo: And she's a red.
- Featherstone: And I'm pink!
- Fawn: Why would anyone ever do this to Tybalt?
- Little Red Gnomes: Because nobody likes him.
- Fawn: Tybalt, you're the best of all! (kicks the little red gnomes)
- Little Red Gnomes: The best of all.
- Benny: A cheat, a cheat, that's what you are!
- Little Red Gnomes: A cheat, a cheat, that's what you are!
- Dolly Gnome: Now, I know you know the rules and I don't have to repeat them all over again, but I will any way because I want to.
- James McAvoy - Gnomeo
- Emily Blunt - Juliet
- Michael Caine - Lord Redbrick
- Jason Statham - Tybalt
- Maggie Smith - Lady Bluebury
- Patrick Stewart - a statue of William Shakespeare
- Ashley Jensen - Nanette
- Matt Lucas - Benny
- Stephen Merchant - Paris
- Ozzy Osbourne - Fawn
- Jim Cummings - Featherstone
- Hulk Hogan - Terrafirminator V.O.
- Julie Walters - Ms. Montague
- Richard Wilson - Mr. Capulet
- Kelly Asbury - Red Goon Gnomes
- Dolly Parton - Dolly Gnome