Good Luck Charlie

Good Luck Charlie is a Disney Channel Original Series about a family trying to adjust a new member in their family, Charlotte, or Charile for short. The show stars Bridgit Mendler as Teddy Duncan, Jason Dolley as PJ Duncan, Bradley Steven Perry as Gabe Ducan, Mia Talerico as Charlie Duncan, Leigh-Allyn Baker as Amy Duncan, and Eric Allan Kramer as Bob Duncan.

Season 1

Study Date (2010) Ep 1x01

Amy: Good luck, Charlie.

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Bob: Nobody tells mom!

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Teddy: NOOOOOOOOO-'kay.

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Bob: (to Amy) Honey, you seem to have forgotten that I was fully involved in the raising of three kids.

Gabe: Oh yeah? When's my birthday?

Bob: July 12th.

Gabe: November 23rd.

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Teddy: (singing to Charlie) Hush little baby, go beddie-bye, Teddy wants to kiss the real cute guy.

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Emmett: So why are you hitting on my girlfriend?

Spencer: She's not your girlfriend.

Emmett: Then maybe you and I need to step outside!

(Spencer stands up. He is at least a foot taller than Emmett)

Emmett: So you can walk me to my bike!

Baby Come Back (2010) Ep 1x02

Amy "A mother knows her baby and that is MY baby!"

Double Whammy (2010) Ep 1x04

Amy takes off her Whammy mask. Opponent guy- "Dude! Whammy's old!" Amy (Whammy) "Whammy is NOT old! Whammy has four kids!"

Charlie Is 1 (2010) Ep 1x08

Charlie smashes her birthday cake on her face

Gabe: Sure, when she does it, it's adorable. When I do it, it's wrong.

Teddy: That's because we were at a restaurant and it wasn't your cake.

Up A Tree (2010) Ep 1x09

Gabe: You guys went to Hawaii?!

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P.J.: Those years have not been kind.

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Teddy: Well deals are meant to be broken.

P.J.: Right, the golden rule!

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P.J: You can't ground someone who's not actually on the ground.

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Teddy: Wow, almost every single word in that sentence was wrong.

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Amy: You either got it or you don't.

Take Mel Out to the Ball Game (2010) Ep 1x10

Teddy: Well, can you sweat on P.J.'s sandwich?

Amy: Gotta feel the burn!

Teddy: Gotta buy my lunch!

Bob: (enters the kitchen) Hey honey, honey!

Amy: What?

Bob: I'm leaving for work. Come on, give me a kiss.

Amy: Catch me if you can!

Bob: I've kissed you enough already.

amy: but why thats so sad.

Kwikki Chick (2010) Ep 1x17

K W I KK I C H I C K

Girl Bites Dog (2010) Ep 1x20

Teddy: Hi. You're Skyler, right? I'm Teddy.

Skyler: Oh right. I saw your picture on Spencer's wallet.

Teddy: Spencer keeps my picture on his wallet? That's so sweet. Of course, I put it in there but it's so sweet he didn't throw it out.

Skyler: What do you got there?

Teddy: Pie on a stick.

Skyler: Where did you get it?

Teddy: Pie On a Stick. It's um my way of saying sorry to Spencer because I kinda freaked out earlier. I didn't know you two were cousins.

Skyler: (confused) I thought you too were cousins.

Teddy: (frowns) No, um, Spencer's my boyfriend.

Skyler: No, Spencer's my boyfriend.

Spencer: (walks in and sees Teddy and Skyler) Uh oh. (walks to them) So you two have met huh?

Teddy: Yeah, turns out we're cousins.

Skyler: Anything you want to say, Spencer?

Spencer: Free sample?

Skyler: Sure, I'd love one. (takes a sample) Mhmm. Delicious. You should try some. (takes the blender jar and pours the juice on Spencer's head and leaves)

Teddy: Yeah, and don't forget dessert. (puts the pie on Spencer's face and leaves)

Spencer: Wait!

Teddy: (turns to him and crying) How could you?

Spencer: I–I'm sorry. I can—

Teddy: Just don't. (leaves)

At Teddy's room

Amy: Teddy honey. Are you okay?

Teddy: (on her bed in tears and shakes her head no)

Amy: No. Oh. (gets on Teddy's bed) Scoot over. Look I know this probably won't make you feel better but I know what you're going through.

Teddy: You had your heart broken too?

Amy: I did, by Warren Snodgrass.

Teddy: (laughs lightly) Warren Snodgrass?

Amy: Yeah, he's a lot cuter than he sounds. Anyway I was madly in love with him and then one day out of the blue he dumped me for Kim Brooks. I was devastated.

Teddy: So how did you deal with it?

Amy: I didn't. I was mess. Thought my life was over. But then I started dating this tall, blond goofball named Bob.

Teddy: Dad?

Amy: No, Bob Diddlbock but he introduced me to dad. Look honey, the point is if I hadn't had my heart broken I would have never met your father.

Teddy: Then I wouldn't have been born…then I wouldn't have been to sad right now.

Amy: Oh no, honey. It's terrible I know. It stinks. But you know what baby? It will get better. I promise. (sees Teddy's camera and starts recording) Hi, Charlie. I'm here with your sister who's having her first broken heart.

Teddy: First? There's gonna be more?

Amy: No, honey. This is it. Anyway by the time you're watching this you might experiencing your first heart break. So just remember: it always gets better.

Teddy: And, um, I just wanted to say you were right about Spencer. It's too bad you won't have a little sister looking out for you when you're my age. Although we never know. (looks at her mom)

Amy: Oh, we know.

Teddy: (laughs) Good luck Charlie.

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Spencer: (walking then he hears a roaring noise and he turns around) What the-

Charlie: (size of a giant and roars and chases Spencer)

Spencer: I'm sorry! (runs away) Leave me alone!

Charlie: (laughing and chasing Spencer)

Spencer: (trips and falls down) No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Charlie: (steps on Spencer)

Dream ends

Teddy: (wakes up and smiles at Charlie) You're such a good sister.

Broken Heart Club Band (2010) Ep 1x21

Ivy: (smells something horrid) Oh, what died in here?

Teddy: My heart.

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(Flashback)

Ivy: (pushes Spencer against the lockers) I'm going to ask you again, Spencer. I want that girl's name and number AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!!!!

(Flashback ends) Ivy: I searched her on the internet.

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(After Teddy and Skyler finish performing.)

Ivy: Ladies, that was perfect! Now just one more take and this time I'll hit record.

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Teddy: This is Skyler. Isn't she pretty?

Ivy: (takes the camera) Wish her good luck, Charlie.

Teddy Rebounds (2010) Ep 1x22

Austin: Well you know Teddy, (sits down) I may be only eleven but I'm old enough to know that you deserve someone that appreciates how wonderful you are. And for your information, Spencer ain't it.

Teddy: Did you just say ain't?

Austin: Listen to me. I'm so passionate that I'm throwing grammar to the wind!

Teddy: Thanks Austin. And you know as first dates go, this wasn't all that bad.

(A clown approaches Teddy.)

Austin: Not now Slappy!

Slappy: (leaves)

Teddy: Anyways, you deserve someone great too. Somebody who's smart and kind, and well, eleven.

Austin: Shall we grab our goody bags, quick kiss and get out of here?

Teddy: What did you say?

Austin: I said let's grab our goody bags.

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Bob: Oh, that's right. You don't know how to count to 3 yet.

Pushing Buttons (2010) Ep 1x23

Bob: Hey, see ya later.

Gabe: Hey Dad, before you go, can I ask you something?

Bob: Oh ask your mother.

Gabe: Why can't I ask you?

Bob: Because whatever answer I give you, she's gonna tell me its the wrong one.

Gabe: Wow Dad, when did you ever become so afraid of mom?

Bob: Hey, ask your mother.