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- TV—a clever contraction, derived from the words Terrible Vaudeville. We call it a medium, because nothing's well done.
- Letter to Groucho Marx, published in The Groucho Letters
- Late that last night, as I sat alone watching the interviews and the speeches and the what-not, she shouted to turn that thing off and come to bed. Once again politics had made estranged bedfellows.