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Goodnight Sweetheart (1993–1999) is a BBC television sitcom created by Laurence Marks and Maurice Gran. It stars Nicholas Lyndhurst as Gary Sparrow.
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Series 1 (1993)[edit]
Rites of Passage[edit]
Fools Rush In[edit]
Is Your Journey Really Necessary?[edit]
The More I See You[edit]
I Get Along Without You Very Well[edit]
- Yvonne: Don't push your luck, Ron! Now I am angry! What really happened? And it's no use covering for him.
- Ron: I can't, Yvonne. He's my mate. You shouldn't ask mates to grass on mates.
- Yvonne: Spare me this male bonding.
- Ron: But Yvonne...
- Yvonne: Tell me, otherwise you won't have anything male left to bond with! Now where the hell is my husband?
In the Mood[edit]
- Yvonne appears at Ron's workplace
- Ron: "The cool blonde sashayed into the office. Marlow tipped back his fedora, and inspected her through a thin curl of cigarette smoke. She sat opposite him, crossed her silk-stockinged legs, and through full, moist lips huskily said..."
- Yvonne: Stop pissing about! I'm worried about Gary!
Series 2 (1995)[edit]
Don't Get Around Much Anymore[edit]
I Got it Bad and that ain't Good[edit]
Just One More Chance[edit]
Who's Taking You Home Tonight?[edit]
Wish Me Luck...[edit]
As You Wave Me Goodbye[edit]
Would You Like to Swing on a Star[edit]
Nice Work If You Can Get It[edit]
Let Yourself Go[edit]
Don't Fence Me In[edit]
- A man from the brewery has come to call
- Phoebe: Gary, this is George Harrison.
- Gary: No, it isn't. The hair's all wrong for a start.
Series 3 (1996)[edit]
Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea[edit]
It Ain't Necessarily So[edit]
One O'Clock Jump[edit]
- Where is Margie living now?
- Reg: I can't remember. Saint something.
- Gary: Saint. Er...St Leonards? St Ives? St. Louis, Missouri?
- Reg: Got it! St Reatham.
- Gary: St Re-...you mean Streatham, you pillock!
It's a Sin to Tell a Lie[edit]
- Reg: No, I'm sorry. Losing your penis is no excuse for betraying your country.
Change Partners[edit]
Goodnight Children Everywhere[edit]
Turned Out Nice Again[edit]
There's Something about a Soldier[edit]
Someone to Watch over Me[edit]
The Yanks are Coming[edit]
Let's Get Away From It All[edit]
Series 4 (1997)[edit]
You're Driving Me Crazy[edit]
In the Mood[edit]
Out of Town[edit]
And Mother Came Too[edit]
- Gary: I'm sorry. I'm just so happy!
- Ron: A man's dead, your best friend's in jail and you're happy. What's it gonna take to make it a real zip-a-dee-doo-dah sort of day? An outbreak of bubonic plague?!
The Leaving of Liverpool[edit]
How Long Has This Been Going On[edit]
Easy Living[edit]
Come Fly With Me[edit]
Heartaches[edit]
Careless Talk[edit]
The Bells Are Ringing[edit]
Series 5 (1998)[edit]
A Room with a View[edit]
London Pride[edit]
When Two Worlds Collide[edit]
Mairzy Doats[edit]
Pennies From Heaven[edit]
We Don't Want to Lose You...[edit]
But We Think You Have to Go[edit]
Have You Ever Seen a Dream Walking[edit]
Love The One You're With[edit]
My Heart Belongs to Daddy[edit]
Series 6 (1999)[edit]
Mine's a Double[edit]
All About Yvonne[edit]
California Dreamin'[edit]
Grief Encounter[edit]
- Gary: Right now, I've got an urgent meeting. It could be an all-nighter.
- Phoebe: Phone in sick.
- Gary: I can't, Phoebe. England expects every man to do his duty.
- Phoebe: So do I. Phone in sick.
The 'Ouses in Between[edit]
Just in Time[edit]
How I Won The War[edit]
- How to deal with a group of German soldiers
- Gary: (disguised as Hitler) Gott im Himmel! Achtung Spitfeuer! Mönchengladbach! Donner und Blitzen! Bundesbank! Vorsprung durch Technik! Now! (signal for ambush)
