Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories
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Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories is a game in the Grand Theft Auto series and developed by Rockstar Games.
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[edit] Toni Cipriani
[edit] Cutscene Dialogue
- Toni Cipriani: [After Salvatore implies that Toni is to work for Vincenzo] But, Mr.Leone, I thought we've got history. I mean, I've done a lot for this family. And now you're expecting me to work for this... this... this...? Well it just doesn't seem right!
- Toni Cipriani: [Salvatore enforces his descision for Toni to work for Vincenzo] I understand, boss.
- Toni Cipriani: [Vincenzo offers Toni a "nice place" to stay] You're all heart.
- Toni Cipriani: [Vincenzo obnoxiously comments on Toni's residence] This shithole is supposed to be my home?
Toni Cipriani: [Toni threatens Vincenzo's drug dealer to continue work] So, Vincenzo tells me you're too chicken shit to work your patch?
Dealer: Hey man! I'm no chicken shit! I, uh, I've been ill is all. [fake coughs] I'll go back tomorrow, or maybe the day after!
Toni Cipriani: Oh, I think you're gonna work today, like it or not!
[Toni and the dealer have a conversation in Toni's vehicle]
Dealer: I don't feel too good. I think I might have a fever or something. I told Vinnie already: Chinatown's no go for the Leones now! The Sindaccos are moving in! If I go there, I'm a dead man!
Toni Cipriani: Sure, sure.
Dealer: I'm telling you, man! The Sindaccos are dealing!
- Toni Cipriani: [Toni is talking to Vincenzo] Enlighten me!
- Toni Cipriani: Alright "boss", I'm on it!
[Toni defeats Sindacco gang members in a street brawl]
- Toni Cipriani: Stay out of Leone turf, asshole!
- Toni Cipriani: You want some more ass-head?
- Toni Cipriani: The Leones deal in this city! Nobody else! You hear me, you Sindacco fucks?
- Toni Cipriani: [Reminces about Joseph Daniel O'Toole] Fuck him; he made his choice.
[Toni kills a Sindacco bigshot. He is called by JD O'Toole, who claims to have been filming him]
- Toni Cipriani: JD? You saw that? You're filming me?!
- Toni Cipriani: Don't get too excited, you still owe me money.
[edit] Street Dialogue
- [Fighting] Let's see what you've got!
- [Fighting] C'mon now!
[edit] Salvatore Leone
- [After reaching the lighthouse where the Mayor is being held hostage] How many bastards are on this rock? You shoot one bastard, and another one bites you in the ass!
- [To Toni Cipriani] Just because I think everybody hates me, doesn't mean they don't.
- [To Toni] For Christ's sake, Toni, you saved my ass, call me Sal.
- [To Toni] oh toni i could kiss you if you shaved.
[edit] Vincenzo Cilli
- Vincenzo: [Agreeing with Salvatore about Toni's new residence] Of course, boss. Anything you say. Tell you what; we can go there now.
- Vincenzo: I've got you a nice little place to stay, Toni. It's got you written all over it.
- Vincenzo: [After Toni delivers Vincenzo back to his place, after complaints from Toni] Hey, apartments cost money Toni. Just you remember who pays the bills around here. Me! Daddy Vincenzo over here. So, from now on, you work for me. So, I better see you back here real soon.
[edit] Radio stations
[edit] LCFR
- LCFR Imaging Voice: LCFR. It's freedom... [echo] freedom. And like freedom, people are begging to take it away.
[edit] Chatterbox
- Chatterbox caller: How come I can't eat people?
- Lazlow: Okay, who says you can't? What are you, a socialist or something?
- Chatterbox caller: [yells] Talk more about eating people!
- Lazlow: Okay, we have here, Matt... Matt's on line 7. What's up, Matt?
- Chatterbox caller: My name is Matt.
- Lazlow: Yeah, I got that, stupid.
- Chatterbox caller: That guy was talking about eating people. If you knew what was in our food, you would never eat again!
- Lazlow: Like what?
- Chatterbox caller: Like honey. Do you know what honey is? It's bee shit! Why would you spread feces on toast?
- Ma Cipriani: [on Chatterbox] I came here to talk about my family problems. About how my son does not love his mother! Real problems about a boy who is...confused and lonely and will not take a bath no more with his mama!
- Chatterbox caller: Hey Lazlow, ever eaten anybody?
- Lazlow: Oh God, not you again! G... go ruin someone else's show!
- Chatterbox caller: You fucking suck!
- [At the end of Chatterbox]
- Intros/Outros Imaging Voice: That was Chatterbox with Lazlow, proving that the American education system really is failing.
[edit] Electron Zone Radio
- Steve: You know what? 10 print "Go to hell". 20 goto 10. [laughs]
- Bill: LMFAO, not! How 1987 are you, a "goto" joke! How BASIC! Yep, you got me there. What's next, a MUD?
- Note: In the BASIC programming language, typing 10 PRINT "Go to hell" and then typing 20 GOTO 10 will cause the computer to repeatedly display "Go to hell" on the screen.
[edit] Coq O Vin
- Richard Goblin: Listen to Richard, okay? I would rather eat the contents of my toilet bowl after a fat man with hemorrhoids who ate curry, than eat the shit most Americans serve.
- Richard Goblin: Now here we have a cow, Daisy, who is heavily pregnant. [Cow moos] Woah, amazing! She's giving birth! Right into...my pan! [Simmering noise]
- Coq O Vin caller: Hi, I listen to your show on internet radio—
- Richard Goblin: [cuts him off] What, so you can touch yourself and look at funny pictures?
[edit] Flashback FM
- Reni Wassulmaier: I was having a flashback last week about having to poison my dogs. Nasty Uncle Gruber made me do it. Then he touched me. Inappropriately.
- Reni Wassulmaier: I'm having a flashback... from when I was a man! I still look good in a tie. Now it's ties and titties! These tunes are enough to make me fertile again! I can impregnate myself! That's a talent, no?
- Reni Wassulmaier: I like your first hand, I like your second hand, use both hands baby I've got the time, you?
- Reni Wassulmaier: Keep your ears on Reni, like your dad keeps his eyes on me! Drive around the block, go ahead but you'll be back and I'll charge DOUBLE!
- Reni Wassulmaier: Only on Flashback baby, ya only on Flashback, nowvere else!
- Reni Wassulmaier: Electro-shock on my nipple clamps! OW! [singing] I wanna rock you!
- Reni Wassulmaier: I like electrons. They don't ask too many questions and don't search your police record on zee internet. I HATE zee internet. I like zee inter-sex!
- Reni Wassulmaier: Mess with me and I will kill you! I don't give a shit! I've been in porno!
[edit] Lips 106
- Cliff Lane: I'm paid to crack the jokes.
- Andee: And I'm paid to laugh at them!
[edit] Rise FM
- Boy Sanchez: I hope you're having fun, but not as much fun as me, in here, by myself, with a plate full of drugs... again!
[edit] Head Radio
- Micheal Hunt: Screw you, Lips 106! Just 'cause your ratings are better!
[edit] Pedestrian Dialogue
[edit] Street Pedestrian
- Grey Suit Wearer: I don't have time for this!
- Fat White Wearing Man: [When has to wait] I've got a date with a cheese-deluxe!
- Fat Pink or Yellow Woman: Don't make me walk!
- Blue Dock Worker: Hurry up, I'm late for a swinging-party!
- Grey Suit Wearer: Let's move it!
- Fat Woman: Chocolate is bad, chocolate is evil!
- Woman: Watch it, idiot!
- Purple Wearing Businessman: I bet you don't have an e-mail address!
- Pedestrian: Careful!
- Old Man: [When held up in traffic] I’ve got a colon massage in five minutes!
- Blue Dock Worker: Hey, I've got heathens to show here!
- Brown Wearing Truck Driver [When car is stolen]: I didn't know she was your daughter!
- Pedestrian: Oh, man, let's go!
- Pedestrian (Woman): [When car is stolen]: My company car!
- Pedestrian (Woman): [When car is stolen]: Take the car, take it!
- Businessman: Move! I'm late for a meeting!
- Old Brown Wearing Man: Shit weather will be a thing of the past!
- Old Purple Wearing Woman: This generation has no respect!
- Dock Worker: Get out the way, buddy!
- Pedestrian: Careful!
- Pedestrian: It's okay, you have respond!
- Pedestrian: Watch out!
- Old Purple Wearing Woman: My son never visits!
- Pedestrian: I hate myself!
- Fat White Wearing Man: Why am I always so hungry?
- Old Brown Wearing Man: Screw this Internet thing!
- Businesswoman [When Toni hits her]: I'll hit you with my laptop!
- Fat Woman: Have you ever tried bran?
- Fat Black Man: There's a Burger Shop 'round here someplace!
- Builder: Hey, don't push the tough guy!
- Black Man: Quick Hands, quick Jab!
- Green Wearing Woman: My titties!
- Old Brown Wearing Man: My army buddies left Liberty years ago!
- Pedestrian: This town has turned into a shit hole!
- Fat Woman: Mind my selfish flab!
- Pedestrian (Woman): Men... all worthless dogs!
- Homeless guy: Hey Pickpocket!
- Old Man: Just try and take my wallet.
- Pedestrian: I'm late for a blind date!
- Pedestrian: I let him touch me for money!
- Pedestrian: I never sucked him off!
- Old Woman: Just ignore me, I'll probably be dead soon!
- Pedestrian: You wouldn't hit a man with a heart condition, would you?
- Pedestrian: Ow, my heart!
- Pedestrian: Shit that was my aorta!
- Pedestrian: My left ventricle!
- Pedestrian: I am so stressed at work!
- Old Man: My heart can't take it much longer
- Pedestrian: [When traffic accident occurs]: Ahh! I've had an accident.
- Woman: Oh please, I ain’t interested.
- Pedestrian: What seems to be the problem here?
- Builder: Get the hell out of the way!
- Blue Dock Worker: Move! I got to get to the show!
- Pedestrian [When car is stolen]: Get off!
[edit] Prostitute
- Prostitute: I should go back to strippin'!
- Purple Wearing Businessman: Try-to-be-rich.com!
- Prostitute: No finance, no romance!
- Prostitute: Wait, lets have sex instead!
[edit] Service Provider Dialogue
[edit] Paramedic
- Paramedic: Hey, check his wallet!
- Paramedic: This is too ugly to see!
- Paramedic: You’re gonna be alright!
- Paramedic: Oh, hell, what a mess!
- Paramedic: You'll probably never walk again!
- Paramedic: You'll be hideously scarred for life!
[edit] Firefighter
[edit] Taxi Driver
- Taxidriver [When car is stolen]: Give me a break!
[edit] Authority Dialogue
[edit] Street Police
- Policeman: You'll wake up in a cell!
- Policeman: You’re an idiot!
- Policeman: You want some nightstick?
- Policeman: I'm gonna aim for his balls!
[edit] Police Pilot Dialogue
- Pilot 1: If I shoot him, do I get a medal?
- Pilot 2: You get two!
- Pilot: You’re dead, tough guy!
- You're a sitting duck, bitch! Quaaack! Quaaack!
[edit] Gang Dialogue
[edit] Leone Mob Family
- Leone: I tell you what it means to fuck with the Leone!
- Leone: What? Do I amuse you?
- Leone: [When car is stolen] I got a friend in the trunk!
- Leone: ...Italian-American stereotypes, you know?
[edit] Forelli Mob Family
- Forelli: You messing with a real gangster now!
[edit] Sindacco Mob Family
- Sindacco: I’ll beat you black and blue!
- Sindacco: Wanna dance pretty boy?
- Sindacco: I'm gonna rip your fucking head off!
[edit] Diablos
- Diablo: C’mon, tough guy!
[edit] Avenging Angels Vigilantes
- Avening Angel: I run this town!
[edit] Chinese Triads Gang
- Triad: I dice your face!
- Triad: You want a split skull?!
