Grand Theft Auto V

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Grand Theft Auto V (GTA V) is a sandbox-style action-adventure game developed by Rockstar North. It is the second HD game in the Grand Theft Auto video game franchise and seventh original game overall.


[Michael has just rescued his daughter Tracey from what should have been a "fun afternoon" with friends]
Tracey De Santa: I see, I see that traitor! [runs to Jimmy] Jimmy! You, you fucking asshole!!!
Jimmy De Santa: Hey he's the fucking asshole, okay? He smashed my TV and took me to the beach. The beach! With my skin!
Tracey: So what, you send him out so he could spoil my day too?!
Jimmy: I didn't know he was coming to come get you, I just told him where you were. You know, he got the crazy look in his eyes. You know, like he gets sometimes? And he just went!
Tracey: I'm getting a cab.
Jimmy: I'm coming with you.
Michael De Santa: How about I just drive us home?
Tracey: [in tears] You ruined my life! [walks off]

[Johnny Klebitz is livid that Trevor is having sex with Ashley]
Johnny Klebitz: Trevor! I'm talking to you, motherfucker!
Trevor Phillips: [faces him] Are you? What are you sayin'?
Johnny: Fucking my girl, man. It's wrong.
Trevor: Oh, I gotta fuck someone. You want me to fuck you instead? Is that the problem here? [whispers] Take off your pants, cowboy, alright? Let's... let's fuck.
Johnny: You think this is funny?
Trevor: Get them off!!
Ron: I told him to leave it, Trevor. I told him. Leave it. Leave it.
Trevor: Shut up, Ron. I'm about to fuck me a meth head, ain't I, cowboy? Get my boy sucked from his toothless gums.
Johnny: Fuck you, Trevor.
Trevor: Oh.
Johnny: I still love her.
Trevor: Alright, cowboy. Hey, I know. Hey, c'mon. [puts his arm around Johnny reassuringly] Shh... hey...
Johnny: I don't mean nothing by it, man. I just, I just...
Trevor: I know.
Johnny: I messed up.
Trevor: I know, cowboy. I know, man. Gimme a hug, yeah... [hugs Johnny] Shh...[grabs Johnny by the neck and throws him to the ground, throws his beer bottle at Johnny's face, creating a large cut and begins to stomp on his head.] Fucking shit! Cunt! Cunt! Cunt! [Stomps one more time] Augh, cunt! [Stops stomping on his head] Who the fuck are you speaking to!?!?? Who? Who? I'm talking to you, huh? You fuck!
Ashley Butler: Johnny!
Trevor: Next time, don't get in my fucking face! I just saw a fucking ghost, and I got to hear your crap?! Get up! Get up! [Realizing that he has killed Johnny] Fuck you then! [angrily walks to his truck]
Ashley: [runs to Johnny's body and holds him in her arms] Johnny! [Begins weeping. Wade tries to walk over to comfort her]
Ron: Wade. [Wade follows Ron and Trevor]
Trevor: [Frustratingly] Fuck. Now we got to speak to Johnny's recently bereaved brothers./That cowboy's forced our hand. Now gotta find the rest of the Lost.

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