The Hangover

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The Hangover is a 2009 comedy film about four friends who travel to Las Vegas for a bachelor party, only to wake up the next morning not remembering a thing.

Directed by Todd Phillips. Written by Jon Lucas and Scott Moore.
Some guys just can't handle Vegas.


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[edit] Stu Price

  • [sings] What do tigers dream of
when they take a little tiger snooze?
Do they dream of mauling zebras,
or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?
Well, don't you worry your pretty striped head.
We're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed.
And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug,
and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug.
Doug, Doug. Oh, Doug. Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug.
But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers,...
[the tiger is heard falling asleep]
Well, then we're shit outta luck.

[edit] Dialogue

Phil: Tracy, it's Phil.
Tracy: Phil, where the hell are you guys? I'm freaking out.
Phil: Yeah, listen. Uh... We fucked up.
Tracy: What are you talking about?
Phil: The bachelor party-- The whole night-- Things got outta control, and, uh... We lost Doug.
Tracy: What?
Phil: We can't find Doug.
Tracy: What are you saying, Phil? We're getting married in five hours!
Phil: Yeah. That's not gonna happen.
Alan: I want you to know, Doug, I'm a steel trap. Whatever happens tonight, I will never, ever, ever speak a word of it.
Doug: Okay. I got it. Thank you. I don't think that...
Alan: Seriously. I don't care what happens. I don't care if we kill someone.
Doug: What?
Alan: You heard me. It's Sin City. I won't tell a soul.
Doug: Okay. I got it. Thank you.
Alan: No, thank you.
[the two future in-laws embrace]
Alan: I love you so much.
Doug: All good with Melissa?
Stu: Oh, yeah. Told her we're two hours outside of wine country, and she bought it.
Phil: Don't you think it's strange that you've been in a relationship for three years, and you still have to lie about going to Vegas?
Stu: Yeah, I do. But trust me, it's not worth the fight.
Phil: Oh, so you can't go to Vegas, but she can fuck a bellhop on a Carnival Cruise Line?
Stu: Okay. First of all, he was a bartender. And she was wasted. And, if you must know, he didn't even come inside her.
Phil: And you believe that?
Stu: Uh, yeah, I do believe that, because she's grossed out by semen.
Phil: [sees Alan with an unusual bag] You're not really wearin' that, are you?
Alan: Wearin' what?
Phil: The man purse. You actually gonna wear that, or you guys just fuckin' with me?
Alan: It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a man purse. It's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
Phil: So does Joy Behar.
Alan: Guys. Guys. What about the tiger? What if he got out?
Phil: Oh, fuck! I keep forgetting about the goddamn tiger! How the fuck did he get in there?
Stu: I don't know, because I don't remember.
Phil: Shh! Stu! Stu, keep it down.
Alan: One of the side-effects of roofies is memory loss.
Stu: You are literally too stupid to insult.
Phil: All right. We got the money. 80 grand. Cash.
Chow: Throw it over! Then I give you Doug.
Stu: I'm sorry. First of all, good morning. We didn't catch your name last night.
Chow: Mr. Chow. Leslie Chow.
Stu: Mr. Chow, it is a pleasure. My name is Stu. And we would very much appreciate an opportunity to see Doug before we give you the money, to verify that he's okay, if that's... that's cool.
Chow: Of course, Stu. That is cool. [claps hands, and a man with a bag on his head is brought out of the car]
Stu: [relieved] Oh! Okay.
Chow: See? He fine. Now, gimme money, or I shoot him, and I shoot all you motherfuckers! And then we take it! Your choice, bitches!
Melissa: I called that bed and breakfast in Napa. They said they had no record of you even checking in.
Stu: That's 'cause we didn't go to Napa.
Melissa: Stu, what the fuck is going on?
Stu: We went to Las Vegas.
Melissa: Oh, really? Las Vegas? Why would you go Las Vegas?
Stu: 'Cause my best friend was getting married, and that's what guys do.
Melissa: Uh-huh?
Stu: Yeah.
Melissa: That's not what you do.
Stu: Really? Well, then, why did I do it?! Huh?! 'Cause I did it! Riddle me that! Why'd I do it?! You know, sometimes I think all you want me to do is what you want me to do. Well, I'm sick of doing what you want me to do all the time. I think, in a healthy relationship, sometimes a guy should be able to do what he wants to do.
Melissa: That is not how this works!
Stu: Oh, good! Because whatever this is ain't workin' for me!
Melissa: Oh, really?
Stu: Yeah!
Melissa: Since when?!
Stu: Since you fucked that waiter on your cruise last June! BOOM!!!
Alan: You told me it was a bartender.
Stu: Oh. You're right. I stand corrected. It was a bartender. You fucked a bartender.
Melissa: You're an idiot.
Stu: You're a-- You... [struggles] You're... such a bad person! Like, all the way through to your core!

[edit] Taglines

  • Some guys just can't handle Vegas
  • Whose baby is this?
  • Am I missing a tooth?
  • I stole a police car?!
  • What happened last night?
  • Where the hell is my tiger?
  • Have you seen this man?
  • Easy, tiger!
  • You mess with the wrong guy.
  • Well, technically, I'm an escort.

[edit] Cast

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