Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
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Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay is the 2008 film sequel to the 2004 film, Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle. John Cho and Kal Penn reprise their roles as the eponymous stoner duo, along with Paula Garcés as Harold's love interest, Maria.
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[edit] Harold Lee
- [Discovers that Kumar has brought weed on the airplane] You brought weed on the fucking airplane?!
- Watch out for cheetahs! This is cheetah turf!
- Oh yeah! Yeah, it's sweet! 'Cuz we're fugitives. Driving a yellow convertible with the top down, dressed like assholes!
- [Dressed in KKK clothes after coming to a KKK barbeque and was asked to say 1 racist thing you did in the week] I did knee an Indian guy in the balls.
- Jesus, Kumar. I don't like it so much.
[edit] Kumar Patel
- [reciting the poem 'The Square Root of 3'] I fear that I will always be / A lonely number like root three / A three is all that's good and right, / Why must my three keep out of sight / Beneath a vicious square root sign, / I wish instead I were a nine / For nine could thwart this evil trick, / with just some quick arithmetic / I know I'll never see the sum, as 1.7321 / Such is my reality, a sad irrationality / When hark! What is this I see, / Another square root of a three / Has quietly come waltzing by, / Together now we multiply / To form a number we prefer, / Rejoicing as an integer / We break free from our mortal bonds / And with a wave of magic wands / Our square root signs become unglued / And love for me has been renewed.
- Dude, whats a blumpkin?
- Meet the smokeless bong
- Ugh, smells like burnt asshole
- Its not a bomb, its a bong
- You fucking pissed on me, you racist fuck!
- Dude, this chick is giving me such a boner. Its awesome!
- His dick smells like shit dude!
- You guys wanna know something real fucked up and awesome that I did? I took a Korean guy's toothbrush and I rubbed it all over my dick!
[edit] Grand Wizard
- no don't kill me
- we all see things
- What in the nigger was that
[edit] Ron Fox
- [as he falls to his death] FUCK YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!
- Hey Derek, could I get another- [sees Harold and Kumar escaping]] WHAT THE FUCK?!
- Zip it Hello Kitty !
[edit] Dialogue
- Old Lady:(sees Kumar is smoking a homemade bong) T-T-T-TERRORIST!
- People:(scream)
- Harold: No, ma'am. He's not a terrorist, he's just a idiot.
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- Big Bob: Get on the knees and open your mouths
- Harold: Please, Big Bob. Let us kick our asses instead.
- Big Bob: Get on your fucking knees!
- Both: Ah alright alright.
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