Harry Hill
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Harry Hill (born October 1, 1964 in Woking, England) is an English stand-up comedian, radio presenter, television presenter and author.
[edit] "Hooves" Live
- Why is it only Tudor buildings we mock?
- I remember the shouts of "SCAB!" as my father went to work during the great dermatologists strike.
- I understand that there's a large party of Scottish people here tonight...
[Silence]
I'll kill that researcher!
- Anyone got a van?
[Silence]
That's right, you never see them any more, do you, vans. Trying to spoil my DVD?
- I've got a sister in Australia, so when I phone her up there is a slight delay on the line after I've spoken because she's a bit thick.
- The left side of the brain is responsible for speech, but then it would say that.
