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The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod (2007-)
- Could you get O positive this time? That's my favorite.
- Vladimir Tod, Eighth Grade Bites, page 7 (2007)
- Joss shook his head and managed a smile. "Hey, have you ever seen what happens when you drop Mentos in diet soda?"
- Ninth Grade Slays, page 41 (2008)