Hellsing Ultimate

Hellsing Ultimate is a series of OVA's based on the Anime/Manga series Hellsing, that began its run on February 10 2006. As of February 19, 2012 8 episodes have been released, 4 of which have been released in North America. It chronicles the efforts of the mysterious and secretive Hellsing Organization, as it combats vampires, ghouls, and other supernatural foes who threaten England.

Alucard

• "What a perfect night It makes me want to have a bite to drink."
• "Nothing I shoot ever gets back up again."
• "Are you a virgin, my dear?" (To Seras)
• "Those who dare impersonate the dead are judged to join their ranks."
• "Releasing control art restriction systems 3, 2, 1. Approval of situation A recognized, commencing the Cromwell Invocation. Ability restrictions lifted for limited use until the enemy has been rendered silent."
• "Do you intend to use that ruin of a miracle to become a ruin of a miracle yourself?" (To Anderson)
• "As a Vampire you were just a pathetic piece of shit, now you're nothing but dog shit"
• "You mean to become a monster?! God's monster?!" (To Anderson)
• "It's always humans who defeat monsters. You have to be human!!"
• How the hell long do you have to live, you pitiful thing?" "Until my expansive future shatters my expansive past." (To Anderson)
• "We ruin the countries we govern and the people in our care. We slaughter our enemies and sacrifice all our allies. We’ll keep killing till there’s nothing left but to destroy ourselves. It will never be enough"

Seras Victoria

• "Sir, yes, Sir, my Master."
• "They're not real people. They're like...zombie pumpkins."
• "Makes you wonder, doesn't it. If there are normal people under this uniform."
• "You compared (Pip Bernadotte) to a mere insect? You'll pay. You'll fucking pay. You'll fucking pay. You will fucking pay!"
• "Together, you and I will slaughter them all!"
• "Bitch, out of my sight! Out of my mind!"
• "I'm not afraid of anything anymore."

Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing

• "They have dared to enter this house, built on blood and honour. I will see them roast in the deepest pits of Hell!"
• (sarcastically) "You cut his head off? Is that all?"
• "You did your duty, Farewell"
• "Don't you dare question my resolve! I have already given you your marching orders, soldier! You will search and destroy! SEARCH AND DESTROY! Any resistance you encounter is to be CRUSHED! Hellsing does not run from our enemies! Kill them all! I order you to leave nothing but bloody stains in your way!"

Walter C. Dornez

• "Oh dear, I missed...I guess I'm not as spry as I used to be. My name is Walter Dornez, butler to the Hellsing family and former master vampire hunter."
• "I highly recommend pissing yourself, followed by a course of praying to your impotent God."
• "Miss Integra, back the car up and find another way around."

Pip Bernadotte

• "What was that? Some kind of evil love beam?"
• "Now then, let's go and die like mangy dogs. Let's die while yelling "Fuck, Fuck!" as we take gut shots. As we writhe in agony."
• "Oh, the iniquity! Damn you, bourgeoisie! Damn you!"

Paladin Alexander Anderson

• "If anyone does not love the Lord Jesus Christ, let them be accursed at His coming. God save you from your fate. Amen!"
• "Violence is never the right answer, unless used against heathens and monsters."
• "It's been a while since I've had a good hunt. I plan on enjoying this."
• "Your voice sounds so lovely when you're wimpering in agony."
• "What are your chances? One in a thousand? One in ten thousand? A billion, trillion, or maybe a quadrillion?"
• "All you stupid fools have in your heads is death. Limbo'll full and instead the Vatican'll be empty."
• "I wish I'd been born a storm. Or a menace. Or a single explosive. No heart, no tears, just as a terrible gale'd been good."
• "Man cries, his tears dry up, and run out. So he becomes a devil, reduced to a monster."

Enrico Maxwell

• "Just shut up and listen, you miserable English sow!"
• But you did more than help fund the operation, and you were more than a mere pawn. The title more suited to you, my friend, is collaborator

The Major (SS-Sturmbannführer Montana Max)

• You should be aware, fräulein, that there are some people in this world, some irredemable louts, for whom the means do not require an end. I speak of course of myself.
• Then let me ask you, if your God would allow my madness to flourish across the globe, then wouldn't it seem to you that any god like that would be just as mad as I?
• First Lieutenant Rip Van Winkle, do you know how Der Freischütz ends? Kaspar, having trifled with the Black Huntsman Zamiel, is whisked away to hell for his sins. His corpse is then thrown into a ravine to be eaten by wolves. Prepare yourself, First Lieutenant, for now, Zamiel comes to collect you.

The Doctor

• Be sure to eat every bite. If he turns into a ghoul, I will not be happy.

Tubalcain Alhambra

• "Work your hardest, gentlemen. If you really want your paradise without getting sick or growing old."

Jan Valentine

• "Er...hello? Is this thing on? Cool. This message is going out to the Round Table Conference, and a very personal and heart-filled shout-out to the queen bitch herself, Miss Hellsing! Alright! Your ass is currently being kicked by the Valentine Brothers! My name is Jan Valentine, and I can't wait to meet each and every one of you. We'll be getting intimate as soon as me and the boys finish lunch, so let me be the first to thank you for providing us with these tasty snacks! By tomorrow, Hellsing will be nothing more than a pile of shit. (...) We highly recommend pissing yourselves, followed by a course of praying to your impotent god, then cowering in the corner and begging. But if you act now, there's still time for an old-fashioned suicide. Thank you, London, we love you! Good night!"
• FUCK! Ow! Lemme go! I'm supposed to be on top, bitch!
• Up! Up! Down! Down! Left, right, left right! Bringing the motherfucking death by Konami! Man, I'm so fucking hard right now.
• Fuck, these are some fine cigars. Like, all bourgeois and shit. I mean, come on, that's just fucked up! People are starving in the world, and she's wasting money on this? A slow and agonising death is too good for that stick-up-her-ass bitch. I think it's time someone gave her an old-fashioned working-class asskicking!
• Little Hellsing chickie, we're coming to find you. Come out and play, little Hellsing. I promise it's going to be a lot of fun. We just want to torture you, kill you, maybe skullfuck your corpse a couple of times, burn your house to the ground, and go home and masturbate, OK?
• See, I so fucking told you! Ha ha ha! Well, since I'm fucked, how about I piss a little wisdom on you dipshits? You can take this clue and shove it up your ass, bitch! Beware...the Millennium!

First Lieutenant Rip van Winkle

• Tinker, tailor, soldier, sailor - my bullet punishes all without distinction.
• (contemptuously) Silly creature.
• And so I have acquired a pretty ship.
• Oh, you're up! I ran out of paint before I could finish, so I had to improvise.
• The German Third Reich's Atlantic Naval Fleet Flagship Adler is now commencing operations.

Warrant Officer Schrödinger

• You're so slow. In the time it took you to walk down one little hallway, I went all the way to London, got my head blown off, and made it back. Perhaps you should start thinking about going on a diet, mein Major.

• I am everywhere and nowhere.

Dialogue

Enrico Maxwell: You're insane. All of you!

Major: Did I just hear someone from Iscariot questioning my sanity?

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Vampire Captain: Welcome aboard the Eagle ma'am. Everything is in order. The ship and its crew are at Millennium's disposal.

Rip van Winkle: How does it feel, my newly-minted Captain, to become a vampire, lead a mutiny, murder your crew, and commit high treason all in one night?

Vampire Captain and officers: ...!

Rip van Winkle: I see. How about condemning your shipmates to hell, doomed to walk the Earth as ghoulish, rotting corpses? What was that like?

[The Captain clears his throat, clearly uncomfortable]

Rip van Winkle: (eyes narrow) Well...

Rip van Winkle: Excellent work! This is really amazing! Millennium is happy to have go-getters like you on our team! Ah, we couldn't have done it without you.

[The Captain and senior officers shift uncomfortably]

Rip van Winkle: (grinning) And of course, the Major! He is so proud! You definitely deserve everything that's coming to you. Well, I guess the only thing left for you to do, you dirty limey, is die.

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Major: "My friends, it has often been said that I like war. Friends, I like war. No, friends, I love war!

Major: I love holocausts. I love blitzkriegs. I love defensive lines. I love sieges, charges, I love mop-up operations, and retreats.

Major: Wars across prairies, in streets, in trenches, in grasslands, in frozen tundras, through deserts, on the sea, in the air, I love every act of war that can occur upon this earth.

Major: I love blasting the enemy to smithereens with artillery salvos that thunder across the lines of battle. My heart leaps with joy whenever a soldier is tossed high into the air and cut to pieces by well placed sniper rounds, and there is nothing like a tank operator using a Tiger 88 to destroy enemy tanks. And the feeling that comes when a soldier runs screaming from his blazing tank only to be mowed down by heavy machine gun fire, is such an exquisite feeling.

Major: Like when ranks of infantry brandish their bayonets rushing into the enemy line. It moves me deep within my heart to watch a fresh recruit stabbing over and over into the bloated chest of a long-dead enemy.

Major: The sight of deserters being strung up from a street lamp is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing, than the sounds made by prisoners of war dropping like flies, screaming in agony as they're mowed down by ear piercing schmeissers!

Major: When a band of pitiful resistance fighters makes their final stands with nothing but small arms, only to have their city smashed to atoms block by block by 4.8 ton bombshells, I'm in ecstasy.

Major: I love it when my forces are ravaged by a Russian armored division. It's so sad to see towns and villages that were supposed to be defended at all costs, being laid to waste, their women and children being raped, and killed. I love to be squashed under the heel of the British and American war machines. The humiliation, as my men crawl around like vermin, ducking the jagdbombers flying overhead.

Major: Gentlemen, all I ask for is war. A war so grand as to make Hell itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow brothers in arms, what is it you really want? Do you wish for further war as I do? Do you wish for a merciless, bloody war? A war whose fury is built with iron, and lightning, and fire? Do you ask for war to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even ravens to scavenge from this Earth?!"

Millennium Soldiers: "Krieg! Krieg! Krieg! Krieg, krieg, krieg!"

Major: Very well. Then krieg is what you shall have. We are a clenched fist, ready to strike down all who oppose us with our might. But, after enduring over half a century wallowing in the darkness, for us, a simple, "ordinary" war will no longer be sufficient. We need a massive war! A war beyond any other that man's history has ever known! We are but a single battalion, the remnants of a defeated army numbering less than a thousand strong. However, I believe that each of you old warriors is worth a thousand of their sickly soft children! We represent a force that could easily defeat an army of a million and one men!

Major: It is time for them to awake, the ones who sent us screaming into oblivion, and who now lie sleeping. Let's drag them out of bed by the hair, and remind them of what we are! We will remind them of what it feels like to live in fear. We will remind them of the sound our jackboots make against their throats.

Major: We will remind them, that there are more things between Heaven and Hell than are dreamt of in their philosophy. Our kampfgruppe of one thousand vampires is going to burn this world down to ash. Yes, my friends! Soon, Europe's charred remains will illuminate the night sky!

Major: I have brought you all back just as I promised I would. Back to our favorite battlefield. Back to our beloved war!

Millennium Soldiers: Major! Sturmbannführer! Battalion commander! Major! Sturmbannführer! Battalion commander!

Major: At last, the sea lion has crossed the ocean and is heading up the hill! Attention soldiers of the Millennium battalion, this is a message from your commander!

Major: Friends, let's bring them Hell."