Here Comes Honey Boo Boo
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is a reality television program on TLC that features beauty pageant participant Alana Thompson (Honey Boo Boo), along with her mother June Shannon, father Mike Thompson and her three older sisters.
Season 1 
This Is My Crazy Family [1.01] 
- Mama: Our hair has always been washed in the kitchen sink.
- Mama: Please, women that are of voluptuous size, put some clothes on. All that vajiggle jaggle is not beautimous.
- Jessica: My mother has told me in the past that if you fart 12 to 15 times a day you can lose a lot of weight, so I think I'm gonna lose a lot of weight because I'm gonna fart a lot.
- Honey Boo Boo: My mama weighs the most in my family because she's fat. True.
Gonna Be a Glitz Pig [1.02] 
- Honey Boo Boo: We're gonna make it a girl pig, so he's gonna be a little gay.
- Honey Boo Boo: Picking your nose is not ladylike because it's not pretty and it's nasty.
- Mama: I know some of it is close to expiring, or maybe like fell off the back of a truck but pshhhh, it's cheap.
- Mama: It's called a "biscuit" because it looks like a biscuit, ya know, it opens up and ummm...
She Oooo'd Herself [1.03] 
- "'Honey Boo Boo"': The weigh-in went well cuz Jessica's no longer fat.
- "'Jessica"': Thank you, Alana.
- "'Honey Boo Boo"': We put Glitzy on the table and she oooo'd herself.
I'm Sassified [1.04] 
What Is a Door Nut? [1.05] 
Honey Boo Boo:But Glitzy's gonna be my good luck charm.
A Bunch of Wedgies [1.06] 
Chubbette: I don't like being fat.
Shh! It's a Wig [1.07] 
Time for a Sketti! [1.08] 
Ah-choo! [1.09] 
- Honey Boo Boo: My mama better stick to couponin' and stay away from the makeup table.
It Is What It Is [1.10] 
- Mama: It's so hot out here, I'm sweatin' like a whore in church. I mean it's like.. Man, I'm takin' a bath in my own sweat.
- Honey Boo Boo I'm. Not. Having. Fun. Climbing. Up. These. Stupid. Steps.
- Honey Boo Boo: I look like a blueberry in my swimsuit.
- Chickadee: Ow! I'm havin' a contraction. And it hurts.
- Honey Boo Boo: Baby Kaitlyn arrived on the biscuit express.
- Honey Boo Boo: I wish I had a extra finger, then I could grab more cheese balls.
- Honey Boo Boo: Ain't nothin' wrong with bein' a little gay. Everybody's a little gay.
- Alana Thompson (Honey Boo Boo)
- June Shannon (Mama)
- Jessica Shannon (Chubbette)
- Anna Shannon (Chickadee)
- Lauryn Shannon (Pumpkin)
- Mike Thompson (Sugar Bear)