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Hetalia: Axis Powers is a manga and anime series created by Hidekazu Himaruya. The story is based off world history, mainly the events of World War II. Each main character is a personification of an actual country.

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Season 1 [edit]

Episode 1 [edit]

America: Ok dudes, I think the World Conference can convene. Solving all of the world's problems by talking excessively! No matter how hard it seems, we can fix anything with enough meetings and photo ops. Feel free to talk freely while protecting your chances for re-election. I'll go first! So, about that whole using global warming to enslave humanity thing. I think we'll be OK if we genetically engineer giant super hero and have him protect the Earth. I give you the super hero, 'Globoman'!
Japan: I agree with America.
Switzerland: Man up or I'll beat you with my peace prize!
England: There's no way some hero will help global warming or humanity's enslavement.
France: If Britain and America don't agree how can I be superior by using them both?
America: You Frenchies just love to hate America. Why not go back to making us hot green chick statues like you used to?
China: Western nations so immature. I doubt they ever grow up. Maybe I can try appealing to them the only option that seems to work. Would you guys like to sample some Chinese pastry treats?
France and Britain: We'd just get hungry again!
Spain: Hey, why don't you say something Russia? They'll stop fighting if you go over and step in.
Russia: What why me? No thanks. I want to see Lithuania get in big trouble and come crawling back for help. Then Latvia will be right behind.
Estonia: You're so tough, next you'll be trying to pick a fight with Haiti.
Germany: Everyone shut up!
England & France: Germany?!
Germany:We've called this conference to solve the world's problems, not to fight about the problems of our past. And since I'm the only country who seems to know how to run a meeting we'll follow my rules from here on out. Eight minutes each for speeches, no chit chat about side deals and absolutely no going over the time limit. Now if you want to go, make sure you're prepared and raise your hand but do so in a way that does not mock any salute of my country's past. [Italy's hand goes up] Germany recognizes his friend, Italy!
Italy: Pasta~!

Episode 2 [edit]

Germany:Weird, why has someone left these tomatoes -nein!!
Italy:{box jerks around} Hello to you, I'm a box of tomatoes fairy! I come in peace, let us be friends and play with each other!
Germany: {reaches for lid of box} I think someones inside.
Italy: {nervously} You're wrong! there's no one inside; do not open the box!
Germany:damn this is heavy.
Italy: What are you doing? You shouldn't open this up. You'll only find the box of tomato's fairy's guts!
Germany: I'm getting this open! {the lid pops off, and Italy pops out}
Italy: Ahh! You're right! I'm not a box of tomatoes fairy after all. It was all lies. Lies; lies! Please don't shoot me! I don't want to die! But what if I don't die and is just mortally wounded and forced to lay in misery in a pool of my own blood. PLEASE, I'll do anything! What I mean is that I DON'T WANT TO DIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Episode 3 [edit]

Italy: Germany, Germany. Germany is a really really nice place. Even though I'm your prisoner, you give me food, and it doesn't suck like English food. Sausages with cheeses always taste so good, it'd be heaven for a dog - yeah that's Germany. Tell me how is it you Germans are so robust? You're crushing me with your intimidation, my fragility causes me to openly weep out of fear, your women terrify me. Is it the norm to drink a barrel of beer and then bust it on somebody's head? Please don't come to my place in large mobs, German tourists are scary. Even the girls that are from Germany are more rugged than I am. Yahoo!

Episode 7 [edit]

[English Version]

Italy: Hey Germany, check this cool. This is my big brother Romano! Isn't he shizzy?
Germany: [Slightly annoyed] I am Germany...A pleasure.
Italy: I'm from the north of the country and he's from the southern part. Since we've always been govern separately he had to spend more time with our big brother Spain so he's become kind of a dick [turns to Romano] Right? Now say hi to my friend~!
Romano: Suck my balls, you damn potato eater.
Germany: [Slightly shocked] Uh!
Italy: [Tightly embraces Romano] Oh boy... It's hug time!
Romano: [Struggles to get loose] Would you stop it with your Hug Therapy already?!
Germany: I'll never understand Catholics...

Episode 12 [edit]

France: Sir Britain... I have something important to say to you. ...I would like... for you to marry me.
England: T-That's very funny, France. I don't believe it's April Fool's day yet. ... What's the matter old chap? Can't even afford to buy a calendar anymore? *nervous laugh*
France: You are wrong, Mon ami, and zis is not so funny.
England: Right, what the hell is wrong with you?!
France: *pushing a piece of paper across the table to England* Here, take dis.
England: THAT'S A MARRIAGE REGISTRATION FORM, YOU IDIOT!
France: *grabbing England's hand* No it's not. Can't you see it is a calendar?
England: ...
France: IT'S FOR YOU! IT IS A CALENDAR!

Season 2 [edit]

Episode 42 [edit]

Russia: Oh privet. I'm Russia. I'd like to be introdoucing my big and little sister now. First, please say hello to my big sister Ukraine, she's nice but not much to look at. This is my little sister, Belarus, she's pretty, not nice. The important thing is that they're both very weird *gets depressed* So weird *more depressed* So weird *MORE depressed* So weird *goes into a depression*
Russia: This is Ukraine, when I say big sister I mean big sister. Apparently her breasts are so giant they make her back hurt. Also she's poor, so those are real.
Russia: This is Ukraine. She's my big sister. With those collosal knockers of hers, she ends up being a target a lot. She's goofy which is fun. But she's also a crybaby which is weak.
Russia: This is Belarus, my little sister. She's very pretty isn't she? She says she loves me but sometimes I'm not so sure.
Russia: This is Belarus. She's my little sister. She has got a lot of inner strength and is very tenacious… but… not in a good way.

Episode 17 [edit]

Russia: One day, my older sister said..
Ukraine: *with tears* Bye, it's been nice knowing you brother. At this rate we will never see each other again. *runs away*
Russia: And she turned around and left my house for good. Right now, she's trying to make new friends in the European Union.
Ukraine: Please, I have to find a friend. *scared and sad* Will someone be friends with me? I all alone in the cold and lonely world. I'm not ready to fend for myself. I'm scared. And lacking natural defensive borders. And high speed Internet..
Russia: *worried* Hey sis. Stop it!

Episode 29 [edit]

Russia: Here I am! Yaaay~
Lithuania: Welcome home Mr. Russia! I heard that you had very important meeting today. You must be tired now. Everyone one was there today, right? Did America say anything stupid?
Estonia: Hey, word of advice, friend. Never mention America to Russia, it makes him mad! Ah ha ha! We've prepared cold cabbage stew soup, with a nice vodka dipping sauce! He he!
Latvia: I'm glad you're home! I hope that everyone treated you well! We were taking bets on weather or not you'd be called a drunk or if they'd bring up lake Placid and the miracle on Ice!
Lithuania and Estonia: That hasn't happened yet!
Estonia: Well, I'm going to leave the room! *Leaves*
Lithuania: Curse Estonia's brilliance, it's allowed him to slip away again!

Season 3 [edit]

Episode 9 [edit]

Spain: Listen up, in spanish, Kiss me is Dame un beso.
[Chibi Romano (nicknamed "Chibimano") ignores him and eats pizza]
Spain: Romano! So, how are those lessons coming along?
Chibimano: Spanish is stupid and hard to learn cuz the words are all wrong
Joanna of Castile: So Spain, how is your education of Italy coming along?
Spain: *sweatdrop* Ehehe, kinda bad actually.
Chibimano: *flirty* I know this! Besame mala chica!
Spain: Her highness is not a bad girl you twit!

Hetalia Axis Powers: Paint It White [edit]

Iceland: How skit. what the cripes? I hardly get any tourists any more. I don't care what it takes, I gotta get popular again...Hi. Nice to meet you, I'm Iceland, a new character.


America: Dudes, this is an emergency! As the paper in front of you with those crazy drawings that are supposedly words says, a majority of humanity has been turned into a noppera ghosty blobs by the freaky beam of light that shoots out of other noppera-bo-ba or baaa I don't really know how to say it. Tony, my righteous alien friend told me they're pictonians from the planet Picto. For reals dudes, Picto's way in like, way far outer space.

England: YOUR BRAIN'S IN WAY FAR OUTER SPACE!

America: Dude, they're born looking like noppera and they want everybody else looking just like what they're doing, HELLO! Listen up! we can't just let these noppera dudes make earth all freaking boringly white, right? This is wack! We gotta stop these dudes ! Who's with me?... Also, what's a noppera?

Japan: Oh yes, I know what they are. It is a Japanese monster without a nose, eyes, or a mouth. It's proper name is nopperabo, okay?

England: Wait a tick, are you trying to say this is all your fault Japan?

Japan: No! I was simpry expraining what noppera means! No more, no ress.

China: Why do I have to be turned into noppera because of stupid Japan and scary story...

Japan: It's not my faurt!

America: Focus countries ! Japan may have screwed things up, but we still have time to fix it ! Now, your ideas will all suck so listen to me. We'll combine all our military strength! I'll be in command so you can all wear the colors of my flag! All heroes wear red, white, and blue!

Italy: I think we should gather under the white flag!

England: Why in God's name would we put you in charge?

America: Duh, I be the hero, everybody knows that!

England: I beg to differ...

France: Everybody knows I've got the biggest--

England: No one asked you, cheesy monkey!

France: Shut up, black sheep of Europe!

England: I told you not to call me that!

China: Ugh. They never stop talking...

Italy: White flags! Come on, I made a whole lot of them! See! We can each wave our very own!

America: Japan, you think I'm right, right?

Japan: Uh, werr, this is why I sense the mood and refrain from speaking.

America: Russia! What are you gonna do, dude?

Russia: I'm going to do fighting! ^J^

America: Rock out my dawg, I've got the perfect job for you to have then! Back-up sidekick!

Russia: What?!

America: Yeah, every super-hero needs a sidekick, I should know that I'm the hero. They even make big-budget Hollywood crazy good movies about it!

England: We also have top-notch productions in the UK!

France: Um, time-traveling phone booth can only go so far.

England: Shut up, Pépé le Peu, just because you invented movie-making doesn't mean you're any good at it! All your films are good for are putting me to sleep!

China: Just have you know, my movies have been very popular lately.

America: Dude, you can't compete with Michael Bay sequels.

China: That attitude is why I restrict your films!

Japan: Mine are more quietry artistic with curturar story-terring.

Italy: My movies are the most fun ones if you want to ask me!

Germany: Grr... rgghh... rggghhhh... THAT IS ENOOOOOUUUUUUGH! WHILE YOU SIT HERE AND ARGUE ABOUT NOTHING, MORE OF MANKIND ARE TURNING INTO THOSE NOPPERA OR PICTONIANS OR WHATEVER THEY'RE CALLED!! NOW LISTEN. IF WE HAVE BEEN TURNED INTO THOSE THINGS, WE'LL LOSE OUR FACES SO WE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO RECOGNIZE ANY OF US FROM THE OTHER. THINK ABOUT IT YOU DUMMKOPHHHSSSSSS!

America: Ha ha ha. No need to argue, 'cuz I'm right!

Russia: I know my ideas are best because otherwise I'd kill them. ^J^

China: I'm only aloud to hear my thoughts and those are the ones I like.

Germany: Alright then. I'm done here. I don't know why I even thought that we could have a simple discussion. That's not how we work, is it? What a waste. This entire meeting has been pointless. I will do what I have to do and you do what you have to.

(Germany leaves the room; soon followed by everyone else)

Russia: That's exactly what I was going to say ^J^

China: There's too much fighting together to figure out if we should even fight together anyway.

France: I am far too gorgeous to have been in a stuffy room for so long.

England: I am far too gorgeous to- SHUT UP FRANCE!

America: Ha ha ha ha! I was just trying to help! I don't need you guys, I'm the hero!

Japan: Ah. My berry. It hurts.

Italy: Uhuh! Hey, wait up you guys! Come on, don't leave me here by myself!

[Camera shoots to Canada, who is sitting alone.]

Canada: I'm still here. And I hate to complain, but no one even bothered to ask my opinion.

Kumajiro: Who are you?

Canada: I'm Canada.


Romano: WAAAH! WHAT THE CRAPPOLA HAPPENED HERE!?


Russia': One for you. One for you ^J^

China: I'm hit! Oh noo!

America: China!

England: America!

Italy: PASTA~!

Italy: Look! I drew a face!

America [edit]

"Let's start with tackling the issue of global warming. I know that's a hot topic right now, but I think we can keep it up in check if we create a giant hero to protect the planet."

[To England] "Those pastries you served me when I visited your house the other day ? They tasted like petrified couch stuffing."

"Dude! Christmas rocks! We know how to do it right, here! First, we X out the 'Christ' part to make it extreme! Then we shop and eat stuff 'til we're sick! Wanna shovel down some X-Mas cake to get in the spirit?"

"I'll do what I always do best! And that means... I'M THE HERO!"

"Okay. So I've, like, designed a really sweet attack plan that I'm calling Attack Plan Alpha, like 'Alpha Dog.' WOOF!"

"China! I choose you!"

"Both my beef and my dreams are super-sized!" (Said during Marukaite Chikyuu.)

"I even smell like a hero!"

"I feel like we're summoning the devil!"

"Man, it sure takes a lot out of you being bloodthirsty and all... And by that, I mean spreading democracy to the world!"

"Britain totally got a star stuck in his head! That's so badass! HA HA HA!"

"What's a 'cold'?"

"Okay so here's the plan, Britain is going to go and be a distraction, he might not come back from it. Then France and Russia will try to kidnap Italy. China will go and bust out some awesome ninja moves-" [England: And you America?] "-Oh, well I'll stay here because that means, I 'm the hero!"

(To Canada) "*laughing* Your Grandma sounds hot!"

"I say we hit Italy first because they can't drive and are usually drunk!"

"Winter can suck my jinglebells."

"Somebody told me my elevator doesn't go to the top floor, but I don't even have an elevator!"

"It's you Frenchies just love to hate us, why can't you go back to making statues of hot green chicks."

"I'm the Hero!"

"Check it, I do what I want biatch!"

"Duh, I'm the hero, everybody knows that!"

"ya'll need jesus"

Austria [edit]

"I shall now show my utter disgust and anger with you through the piano."

"Prussia has seized and occupied my vital regions!" Or "My manly tract of land has been seized and occupied by that demon douche Prussia!"

"Stop pulling on Mariazell!"

[While being smacked in the face by France] "You are an ass."

"Forget EVERYTHING!"

[Shouting at Greece and Spain while waiting in the grocery line] "Hey you! Stop your chatting! We are all trying to get through the line here!"

Belarus [edit]

[To Russia] If you marry me then our souls will be bonded for all eternity.

[Paint It All White] Big Brother Russia, where are you? Why you leave me here with double D means double dumb. [In her mind with a malicious smile] Hurry up and come out or I'll find you.

"KEKKON. KEKKON. KEKKON."

[To Russia] The doorknob that separates us is no longer...

Britain [edit]

[day dreaming]"I have the silkiest hair in the whole world!"

[to France] "America is my little brother!"

"No surprise...the meeting ended once again without any resolution. Blast all. I really do wish there was someone around here who I didn't always fight with. ...Flying Mint Bunny! Did you come to try to cheer me up, huh? ...This is great! All my magical friends at the same time! But let's have no murders this go around, okay? I'm serious guys! Hey, no fair chewing on my sleeve, Uni! I'm too ticklish, so stop the snuggling! You're naughty, Captain Hook, Tinkerbell's not big enough. Take that big, goofy, kissy face back to your little leprechaun friends, since they're the only ones who care! Kidding! Seriously, you're all nutburgers! What am I to do with you?"

"Am I Catholic...or Protestant? God, I don't know..."

"Santo Rita Mita Meada Ringo Jonah Tito Marlon Jack La Toya Janet Michael Dumbledora The Explorer... Santo Rita Mita Meada Ringo Jonah Tito Marlon Jack La Toya Janet Michael Dumbledora The Explorer... I've summoned you from the depths of hell... SHOW YOURSELF!" [Russia's head appears on the floor]

"Bring on the fire...bring on the hell...set everything ablaze so that no trace remains... bring on the fire-"[Interrupted by America]

"[narrating] Busby's chair. Anyone who sits in it will die a swift and often painful death. Except, apparently, for Russia."

Canada [edit]

"I'm Canada!"

"I'm Canadia!"

"Why doesn't anyone remember me?"

"Eh?"

"Maple...leaf..."

"Maple!"

"I'm still here."

China [edit]

[after labeling a map of Europe as his own] "China take all. You can go home now. "

"AI-YAH!"

"Kawaii aru~!"

"Panda~!"

"Suck ball!"

"I knew that fortune cookie I had this morning was full of bad lie!"


[China opens the Christmas present that FInland gave to him.] China: "Kitty!"

"BALLS!"

France [edit]

[to Britain] "I would like...for you to marry me."

"It's a cloak, non?"

"Smack~ smack~ smack~ smack~"

"Aw crap my fish!"

(to England about Canada)"Duh he is Canada. I recognize him from his sexy hair which is so much like my own. Just not as good."

(to England) I enjoy messing with your needlework.

"Ohonhonhonhonhonhonhon...."

"Someone got the farmer's daughter pregnant again..."

(On Halloween) "Trick Or Treat! The treat is my crotch monster!"

Estonia [edit]

[mockingly to Russia] "Oh, you're so tough. Next you'll try to pick a fight with Haiti."

"LATVIAAAA!"

"Oh, my."

Germany [edit]

"Everyone shut up!"

"Hey look it how the door just opened, you could totally run away if you wanted to!"

"Germany recognizes his friend Italy!"

"Friends? Ja, this could work...we don't have to kiss do we?"

"So I captured Italy, but all I hear is the singing and the laughing and weird accents."

"How the holy fuhrer did he get into my bed?!"

"I will punch you in the throat!"

"If you keep talking like this I will have no choice but to shoot you in the head!"

" I once killed a man with his own mustache and a grape."

"Stay far enough away so you're safe, but close enough to watch the other guy explode."

"Do you want me to gas you?"

Hungary [edit]

[To Prussia] "Shut up! Someone who is afraid of the ghost of a doughnut, has no right to judge!"

[After God tells her to deliver his wrath on France] "What?! You want me to smack France around with my skillet? It that even koshered?"

[In her mind while attempting to hit France with her skillet] "Jeepers God! Why do have to stress me out like this?! I don't know what to do?!"

[After being asked if she has a penis by Prussia] "Of course I do! Everyone grows one someday!"

Italy [edit]

"PASTAAAAAAAA!"

"Ve~"

"You can order me around and I'll disappoint you!"

"The other day, I had an extremely disgusting pizza. England made it."

"That's an easy one, sir! Surrender immediately, form an alliance, kiss their butts, sing, eat and go to bed."

"Stars are magical!"

"I know I'm not strong, but I'm cute!"

"Why are you pointing a gun at me? I already told you I'd tell you everything I know, which is pretty much everything I know! Please don't kill me, please!"

"Hey Japan! Want to see my butt?"

[to a frightened Romano] "Germany's a nice guy. He helps me out when I'm in a bind, he has big manly muscles and he can even tie his own shoes! And in the summertime, he comes over to my house and puts up a tent in the park to play! He's fun, so you shouldn't be afraid of him!"

[after being told to put on clothing] "But I'm hot and I'm Italian and all the chicks dig it!"

[Begging Germany] "Aaaaaaaah! I'm so sorry! Youwereright, Iamnotaboxoftomatoesfaeriesatall! Itwasall lies, lies, LIES! Pleasedon't shootme, I on'twantto die! AndwhatifIdon'tdiebutamjustmortallywoundedandforcedtolieinapoolofmyownblood? I'll do anything, well,Imean withinreason, Idon'twantto dieeeeeeee! PleaseI'mavirgin! Wheredoyouthinktheygetvirginoliveoilfrom?! Yournotsupposedtokillavirgin!We're patheticenoughasitis!"

"Germany! Germany! There was a pretty girl so I hit on her, but it turns out the pretty girl was France in disguise!"

Germany: We don't have to kiss, do we? Italy: Nope! Unless you want to!

Japan [edit]

"Sir! I respond Japanese way! Be uncrear! Say one thing, but mean something erse compretery opposite, rike, 'I'rr think about it!' Rie to them!"

"(to Italy) Not if you paid me mirrion dorrar."

"I am very preased to meet you."

"Me no rikey."

(to America) Japan: Who goes there?! Thieves wirr receive no mercy!"

"Rearry? You look so ord and disgusting." "

Your people don't age very werr at arr do they?"

"I RIV ALONE!"

"oh hell no! hold my weave!"

Korea [edit]

"Da-ze!"

"Quotes were invented in Korea, you know!"

"Japan's breasts belong to korea!"

"These are broken, so Korea didn't make them."

Lithuania [edit]

"POLAND-O!"

"Oh great and powerful Russia! I brought to you some hot tea!"

[after waking from a bad dream] "POLAND! YOU ARE A TRAITOR AND A BAD FRIEND!" or "THAT BASTARD!"

Poland [edit]

"Risking my life for European politics would make me gassy."

[To Lithuania] "Like, I have to hang up, cause I totally have to go make a pee-pee."

"Stop being such a betch, Sweden."

[After discussing his battle strategy with France & England; mentions that he bought an army of ponies] "They'll shoot right over our heads!"

[Poland's pony walks on screen] "Yo wassup, playa?"

"Oh! I'm thinking about painting my house a wicked hipster pink~"

Prussia [edit]

"Hey, Austria! It must suck balls to have Silesia taken away by force, huh?"

"Kesesesese!"

"Beer! Beer!"

"West won't drink beer!"

"I am zee awesome Prussia!"

"Look at my soldiers und their mean faces! I taught them that face~!"

"Und now it is ze time for Prussia to rrrrrrise like a magic jack-in-ze-box-varrior-demon!"

"Suck it losers!"

"Zis so called army zat Austria has put together would make my grandmother laugh like this: 'Ha-ha-ha!'.

"If you don't drink any beer I will have to make a new rule! One that will have you running through the streets naked!"

"Oh! Afraid of a little crotch cloth, aren't you?!"

"Shout that I'm awesome,kneel down und cry~!"

Russia [edit]

"KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL"

(as he jumps out of a plane)"VODKAAAAAA~!"

"I hide dark secret that no one will guess because of my sweet face."

"I know my ideas are the best because otherwise I'd kill them."

(to China)"I'm Russian, I know everything about snow."

"My homeland is very large and cold and people hate each other quietly."

"When I look into all of your stupid faces, I think of how much fun it will be to pound them into dust. ^J^"

"KAETTE!"

"HEAVENS TO THE BETSY! What strange and terrifying news is this?!"

"It make me pleasure smile to think how they will all be destroyed by my overwhelming power. ^J^"

"MY DOORKNOB!"

Sealand [edit]

"I may be small, but I've got a big heart!"

"My name is Sea-kun, desu yo~"

"You British jerk of jerks!"

South Italy (Romano) [edit]

[To Germany]

(Japanese) "Eat lead, you potato sucking b******!"
(English) "Suck my balls, you damn potato eater!"

"MUSTACHE~"

[To Germany] "Your ass is grass now sassafras! Prepare to meet your boring German god in your boring German heaven!"

[To Italy after he said he is happy to sleep with Romano] "Yeah, Great, Another night of garlic-smelling dutch ovens!

"WAAAH! What the crapola happened here?!"

[About North Italy] "He's the one with the potty mouth, he's Italian!"

"SHUT UP!"

[To Germany] "HHAHA!! You look so stupid with your big bushy moostache!"

Spain [edit]

[To Russia]: Hey, why don't you say something Russia? They'll stop fighting if you go over and step in"
[to ChibiRomano]: "YOU PEED ON THE FLOOR!?!?"
"Fusosososo!"
[In his mind as ChibiRomano punches him]: Why is Romano so angry with me? He must've found out I wanted to trade him... What's with all of the hitting, he keeps missing my- OH NO. He got them with that last one...The pain'll be flooding in any second now. I'll hug him as soon as I can move again.

"you want a churro?"

Switzerland [edit]

"Man up or I'll beat you with my peace prize!"

"Christmas is about family and loving people. Now get bent!"

"I think... it tastes like sandwich."

"I'm going to kill you until you are dead!"

Finland [edit]

"Well then, I'll tell you a funny joke while we're waiting in line! That way, I'm guaranteed to get a laugh out of it!"

"Ahhh... Christmas is coming." *gets pictofied* "HO HO HO!"

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Dialogue [edit]

[Japanese Version]

Italy: Big Brother, what does "intercourse" mean?
France: It is an act of love with a pleasing your man. Simply put, you're doing "it" by hand, and "the" mouth. And ... all the rest of the language.

[English Version]

[The Allies and the Axis stop fighting to see Britain standing next to Busby's chair with a menacing smile on his face.]
France: That's Busby's chair...
America: I don't know what that means...
China: It's a chair that's been cursed.
Britain: Correct. Does anyone have the courage to sit down in this accursed chair? [Russia then sits down in the chair while Britain isn't looking.]
Russia: Ah, comfy~
Britain: [Nervous] No! What the hell are you doing?! It's not supposed to be you! Get out of there right now! [The chair disintegrates after Russia out-evil's it.]

[English Version]

[Britain is narrating about Busby's chair.]
Britain: [Narrating] Busby's chair: Long ago, Thomas Busby viciously beat a man to death for sitting in this; his favorite chair. After being convicted of murder, he reportedly cursed the chair on his way to the gallows. He swore anyone who ever sat in his chair would suffer the same fate he was about to face. It is said the chair is responsible for sending over sixty men to their deaths. [Later, Britain swaps America's chair out with Busby's, hoping he'll sit in it.] I've got it now. I'll switch America's chair with Busby's during the meeting! America won't be able to jive talk his way out of this one! I can't believe I didn't think about cursing him like this sooner! Even America can't avoid a curse like this! [chuckling] [Russia then sits in Busby's chair while Britain isn't looking.]
Russia: Oh, доброе утро (Good morning) Britain. You're here kind of early today, aren't you? [Russia then out evil's the chair, making it disintegrate.]

[English Version]

America: Check it out, yo! How kick-ass is my new fighter plane of doom? Dude, it blowin' your mind yet or whaaaat?
England: [sigh] I don't get it, why did you call me all the way out here to look at a silly air plane. [snickers] Its just (stupid) I could never come up with the same design. I think its (stupid) very unique.
America: Hey! Thanks man! It was actually created to help me beat the holy hell out of you so i'm glad you think it's style!
England: [Shocked Look]
America's Plane Mechanic: [Whispers in America's ear] Excuse me. But wasn't that information supposed to stay a secret?
America: It sure was!

[Japanese Version]

[France is giving young England a haircut]
France: [holds up a mirror to England's face] "So what do you think?"
England: "I look just like you.. a giant douchebag."

[English Version]

England: [chanting]"Santo rita meeta meta ringo jonah tito marlin jack lotoya janet michael Dumbledora the explorer.
santo rita meeta meta ringo jonah tito marlin jack lotoya janet michael Dumbledora the explorer. I summon you from the depths of hell. SHOW YOURSELF!!"
[Russia appeared from the ground]
Russia: You called?
[silence]
England: [pushes Russia back]I WASN'T CALLING YOU!!!

[English Version]

[China is talking to his dragon boss]

China: Japan get me this precious pussy cat toy kitty! It's so fluffy!

Dragon: Hey, doesn't that cat's face look a little freakin' goofy to you?

China: (gasp!) Is there some potent to evil in its eyes, o great one?

Dragon: Ahh? Cat just need mouth.

[Dragon draws mouth on cat]

Kitty: Love me?

China: Aah! You've messed her up!

[China begins hitting dragon with kitty]

Dragon: (while still being hit) You realize I am dragon, don't you? Stuffed kitty no hurt me.

Hetalia: World Series Extra Episode 1

[English Version]

[After the DNA Results show that Norway and Iceland are biologic brothers]

Denmark:[after taking a sip of beer] So you're brothers...It's not that big of a surprise.
Norway: [annoyed] Shut it Dane.
Iceland: We don't even look the same!
Denmark: [amusingly] Come on! You're both creepy, have awkward friends, and generally smell like fishes.

[Norway and Iceland growled in annoyance as they stare at Denmark]

Denmark: Besides we're all like brothers anyway. Me being the oldest one of course, and the most handsome as well--

[Norway gets behind Denmark and strangles him with Denmark's own tie]

Sweden: Brothers...Not knowing the truth has been bothering you this whole time, Ja? You should be feeling happy...I know I would.

[Japanese Version]

Italy: [Happily] It's been a while since I slept with you, Romano.
Romano: [Annoyed] Shut up! You should have at least two beds in your place!
Italy: How weird...I usually sleep together with Germany and Japan...

[Romano grabs Italy's throat]

Romano: You still get along with them! [Repetitively bashes his head against Italy's]
Italy: [Struggling to talk] Bro, I can't breathe! Bro, I can't breathe!

[Cuts to Germany's office. Phone rings and Germany picks it up]

Italy: Germany, save me! I'm on my bed and my brother is--ow!
Romano: Not there!
Italy: It's stuck! OW.
Romano: Put down the phone, you fool!
Italy: Take it out!
Romano: Put it down!

[Phone line goes dead]

Germany: [Slightly disturbed] His brother's...stuck..."ow"...Take it out?

[Germany rushes into Italy's room]

Germany: Italy, are you okay? What happened-- [Realizes that Romano and Italy's curls are tangled together]
Italy: You're late!
Germany: So it was just hair?


[English Version]

Italy: [Happily] It's been so long since I had a big brother to sleep with.
Romano: [Annoyed] Yeah, Great. Another night of garlic smelling Dutch ovens!
Italy: What's bugging you? Japan and Germany never complained about sleeping with me...
Romano: [Grabs Italy's throat] Tell me right now that you are through with those two, or I'll keep choking you! [Repetitively bashes his head against Italy's]
Italy: [Struggling to talk] Big brother, I can't breath! Big brother, I can't breath!

[Cut to Germany's office. Germany's phone rings and Germany picks up the phone]

Italy: Germany! Germany help! Romano's in bed and he--
Romano: Don't move! Not there!
Italy: Ouch! It won't come out!
Romano: Be gentle...!
Italy: Ow! Get it out! Take it out!
Romano: Hang up already!
Italy: No!

[Phone line goes dead]

Germany: [Slightly disturbed] Romano's in bed...It won't come out? "Ow-ow"? Take it out?!

[Germany rushes into Italy's room]

Germany: Hey Italy, are you okay? What happened-- [Realizes that Romano's and Italy's curls are tangled together]
Italy: Oh! I was waiting for you Germany!
Germany: So it was just hair?

Voice Actors [edit]

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