Hoodwinked!
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Hoodwinked! is a 2005 film based on the Little Red Riding Hood folktale. Structurally, it borrows from the films Rashomon and The Usual Suspects, as well as frequently intertwining various plots, a method popularized by Quentin Tarantino's cult film Pulp Fiction.
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[edit] Dialogue from movie
- [After Boingo finishes his song "Top of the Woods"]
- Granny Puckett: Sweet tea and cookies! We've got to do something!
- Wolf W. Wolf: I know. The song was catchy, but the choreography was terrible.
- Granny Puckett: [Narrating] I didn't have time for Red to visit today. I was on my way to the big Xtreme Dream Snowsports Competition. I've been training 3 months for this one.
- Boingo: [To a tied and gagged Red] Hey, you're a delivery girl, right? Then could you do me a favor? Could you take this down the mountain? 'Cause it absolutely, positively has to be there TONIGHT!
- [Red struggles through her gag]
- Boingo: I'm sorry-- what-- I can't quite-- with the-- you've got something right there ACROSS YOUR MOUTH! [Laughs evilly]
- [Boingo closes his cable car's door]
- Wolf W. Wolf: I can't believe I'm sayin' this, but... drink up.
- [Gives Twitchy the cup of coffee]
- Wolf W. Wolf: We may want... to stand back.
- Twitchy: [Sips coffee and his eyes bulge and he starts shaking']] YEE-HOO-HOO-HOO!!! WA-HOOOOO!!! CAFFEINE!!! YEAH, BABY!!! WHOOOOOOAAAAA!!!!
- Wolf W. Wolf: Go get 'em, boy.
- [Wolf grabs the cup of coffee; Twitchy bounces all over the place and then runs all the way down the mountain, laughing maniacally]
- Wolf W. Wolf: What... have I done?
- Granny Puckett: Now the rest's up to us.
- The Woodsman: Can I have coffee?
- The Woodsman: This is a big and tall mistake! I would not hurt a butterfly!
- Detective Bill Stork: [Slams the Woodsman's axe onto the table] Then what's this?! A letter opener?!
- Wolf W. Wolf: [Floating down the river shouting at Red] You can't hold onto those recipes forever! I'll get you and you little granny too!
- Fisherman: Hmm. That's fishy.
- Wolf W. Wolf: What?! They're evil! I'll prove it!
- [Repeated line]
- Red Puckett: Hi-ya!
- Boingo: You've been hoodwinked, baby!
- [At the Xtreme Dream Snowsports Competition, Granny encounters Boingo]
- Granny Puckett: Well, what's your name?
- Boingo: Umm... just put, "To my biggest and cutest fan, Boingo." And then, like, put some X's and O's and a little smiley face.
- Dolph: I don't like it. The cops are all over the place.
- Boingo: Forget about the cops! We got everything we need right here!
- Dolph: What about the old lady? She's alive. She'll be back.
- Boingo: You just don't get it, do you, Dolph? I'M DONE! I'M DONE DANCING FOR THE MAN! THE MUFFIN MAN! AND GRANNY! THEY CAN BOTH TAKE A HIKE! I'm never gonna answer to anyone EVER AGAIN!
- [Boingo bursts out wailing, then laughs evilly, and then cries]
- Boingo: Oh! I just love my job!
- [Repeated line]
- Granny Puckett: Gotta go, munchskin! BONSAAAAAAAIII!!!
- Dolph: You be careful, Granny Puckett! Old ladies get hurt on these slopes!
- Granny Puckett: Bring it, honey.
- Boingo: Oh, you best be fearin' the Ear, baby!
- Chief Grizzly: Recipes and Red are GONE!
- Boingo: [After Red is defeated by Boingo in their fight in Boingo's mountain lair] Why don't you go home and cry to your granny?!
- Granny Puckett: USE THE HOOD, RED! USE THE HOOOOOOOOOD!!
- [Dolph has Granny hanging from a cliff]
- Granny Puckett: Who do you work for?!
- Dolph: I can't tell you that!
- Granny Puckett: Young man, you tell me this instant!
- Dolph: All right! [Sniffles] We were hired by the bandit!
- Granny Puckett: Who IS the bandit?!
- [Dolph growls, lets go of Granny, then pushes her off the cliff; Granny screams as she presumably falls to her death]
- Dolph: [to someone -- possibly the Goody Bandit -- on his walkie talkie] Granny's finished. Now we go after the little red-hooded girl.
- [The camera zooms down and reveals Granny hanging onto a branch]
- Granny Puckett: [Upon overhearing the conversation] Red!
[edit] Taglines
- Trouble In The Hood.
- Armed And Dangerously Dumb.
- A Granny Who Kicks Fanny.
- Red Riding Hood, The Woodsman, Granny, The Wolf. Not Your Typical Crime. Not Your Usual Suspects.
[edit] Cast
- Anne Hathaway - Red Puckett
- Glenn Close - Granny Puckett
- Jim Belushi - The Woodsman
- Patrick Warburton - Wolf W. Wolf
- Cory Edwards - Twitchy
- David Ogden Stiers - Detective Nicky Flippers
- Xzibit - Chief Grizzly
- Anthony Anderson - Detective Bill Stork
- Andy Dick - Boingo
- Benjy Gaither - Japeth
- Tye Edwards - Dolph
- Frank Welker - Animals' vocal effects (uncredited)
[edit] External Links
- Hoodwinked quotes at the Internet Movie Database
- Hoodwinked at Rotten Tomatoes
