HouseSitter
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HouseSitter is a 1992 romantic comedy film directed by Frank Oz, written by Mark Stein and starring Steve Martin and Goldie Hawn. The premise involves a woman with con-artist tendencies who worms her way into the life of a reserved architect by claiming to be his wife.
[edit] Quotes
- Moseby: What kind of work are you in, Bernie?
- Ralph: I'm retired.
- Moseby: Oh? From what?
- Ralph: From all the big hairy bullshit.
- Gwen: I don't want your money. I will take the furniture, though.
- Gwen: I don't want your goddamn money.
- Newton: No, just my goddamn house.
- Newton: Wow! You're a genius. You're like the Ernest Hemingway of bullshit.
- Newton: What do you say, Gwen? "Gwen" do you get off... and "gwhere" can we "gwo"?
[final lines]
- Newton: I love you, Gwen.
- Gwen: Actually, it's Jessica.
