I'll Be Home for Christmas (film)

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I'll Be Home for Christmas is a 1998 comedy film starring Jonathan Taylor Thomas as Jake Wilkinson, a college student at Palisades Academy in California, who was hardly ever been home for Christmas.

Quotes [edit]

Nolan: I'm an elf!

Tracey: When did I become your slave?

Jake: The day you were born.

Jake: Say something romantic.

Max: Huh.

Jake: Say something apologetic.

Max: Huh.

Jake: SAY SOMETHING ENGLISH.

Nolan: Oh, man. I went and killed Santa!

Eddie: Hey, jingle balls! Move your candycanes!

Max: [after Jake couldn't convince Marjorie to forgive Max] So, how'd it go?

Jake: You know what a swirlie is?

Max: You mean when somebody jams your head in a toilet bowl and flushes it?

Jake: Yeah, it was basically like that.

Max: Ah, man!

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