|This Actor article is a stub. You can help Wikiquote by expanding it.|
2006 MTV Video Music Awards
- Hey guys, there isn't gonna be a Plan B. You called me in to bring the thunder and that's what I'm gonna do.
- It's great to be here at the VMA's! I know this show's been a little sketchy in the past. But there isn't gonna be any problems tonight...is there Eminem?! Not here, someone should've told me.
- You know what I just realized? Jack Black...Jack White! [points to Jack White]
- Y-y-you know what? Fine! Go ahead, join the Black Eyed Peas! I-I-I don't need you...I don't need anybody! [runs away crying]
- [cries] I just want my friend back!
- [sings] Motherfucking friendship!
- I'm fairly certain YOLO is Carpe Diem for stupid people.