Jackass Number Two
Jackass Number Two is a 2006 comedy film. It is the sequel to Jackass: The Movie (2002), both based upon the MTV series Jackass. Like its predecessor and the original TV show, the film is a compilation of stunts, pranks and skits with essentailly no plot. The film stars the regular Jackass cast of Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Chris Pontius, Steve-O, Ryan Dunn, Dave England, Jason "Wee Man" Acuña, Preston Lacy and Ehren McGhehey.
WARNING: The stunts in this movie were performed by professionals. So neither you nor your dumb buddies should attempt anything from this movie.
- Johnny Knoxville: Rectal bleeding... another first for Jackass.
- Chris Pontius: I can't believe I'm fishing for sharks with Steve-O as my bait! It's like a dream come true!
- Bam Margera: I'd rather rip my dick off and throw it in the river than do that again.
- Johnny Knoxville: It's going to hurt a lot, but it's just loud.
- April Margera: Why would you burn him in the first place, Dunn?
- Ryan Dunn: Because it was funny...
- Chris Pontius: I'm so glad I'm not the star of this movie.
- Johnny Knoxville: If your asshole can't see the camera, the camera can't see you asshole.
- Screwbot: Hi, I'm Screwbot, and I'm going to the factory in the sky with Johnny Knoxville!
- Johnny Knoxville: Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!
- Bam Margera: Please God, don't let there be a "Jackass 3". I don't even like 2!
- Dave England: Oh God! Oh... Oh... Oh God!... my ass hurts so fucking!
- Screwbot: As you know it Dave!
- Chris Pontius: [after drinking the horse semen] I'm ashamed of myself. I really am. I'm completely ashamed of myself.