Johnny Test

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Johnny Test is the Cartoon Network TV show following the adventures of a boy named Johnny Test, who is used as a lab rat for his brilliant sisters, Susan and Mary. Together with his talking dog Dukey, Johnny goes on wild and wacky adventures that always end up with Johnny being changed back from whatever his sisters' latest invention has made him.

Johnny to the Center of the Earth / Johnny X[edit]

Bling-Bling Boy: Johnny, your sisters-
Dukey: Don't get me started with his sisters. They use their only brother as their personal test tube, and they turned me into a canine freak!
Bling-Bling Boy: -gave me this. [holds out the Gender Salt]

SUV Salesman: Now don't think of it as an SUV. Think of it as an insult you drive.

Johnny vs. Bling-Bling Boy / Johnny Impossible[edit]

Neighbor: I'll call your mother, the police, and Santa!

Dukey: Johnny, do you even know what you're doing?
Johnny: Yes. I'm pushing colourful buttons.

Dukey: Okay, here's the plan: You check out that menacing-looking fake volcano, and I'll check out that forest full of fresh trees!

Bling-Bling Boy's Mom: Son, what are you doing up there?
Bling-Bling Boy: [finishing up an evil plan] Mother, I'm studying.

Johnny Test: Party Monster / Johnny Test: Extreme Crime Stopper[edit]

Dukey: If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
Johnny: If you were a finger, I'd pick you a booger.

Deep Sea Johnny/ Johnny and the Amazing Turbo-Action Backpack[edit]

Johnny: Dad, why are we here so early? The water's not even awake yet!
Mr. Test: If you want to get a good spot on the beach, you have to get there- [the beach completely fills up with people] -early.

Susan: Interesting. Your skin seems to change colour with different moods. Try calming down.
[Mary calms down and turns blue.]
Susan: You're blue! I've invented a mood lotion! [Mary gets mad and turns red again] Oh, now you're red again...

Bathtime for Johnny[edit]

[After Dad's attempt at getting Johnny to take a bath fails.]
Dad: I give up! I like smelly Johnny. I do! It's natural to smell like a dead bison, right?

Dukey: (surprised) You didn't bathe for five days and rub fish on yourself for me?
Johnny: Uh-huh. There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you.

Papa Johnny[edit]

Johnny: You couldn't last a day in my shoes.
Dad: YOU COULDN'T LAST AN HOUR IN MINE!

[When Johnny (in Dad's body) is about to shoot Bumper with a marshmallow shooter loaded with sprouts.]
Bumper: Are those Brussels sprouts?
Johnny: Boiled. No butter, no salt.

Dad: Being stuffed into my own locker by Bumper is still better than toilet plunging.

[A long while after Dad and Johnny swap brains.]
Johnny: I can't take it. Dad wins! I just want my horrible childhood back!
Dad: And I want my awful life back!
Johnny: I'm so sorry, Dad! And, I love you, man.
Dad: I love you too, son. And Bumper's coming to kick your butt. I mean, my butt. I mean, HELP!

Mom: You switched their bodies?!
Susan: No! We switched their brains.
Mom: Oh. WELL, SWITCH THEM BACK!

Johnny's Big Sisters' Smackdown[edit]

[After Susan and Mary are too scared to ask Gil out on a date.]
Johnny: You guys are pathetic!
Dukey: No, totally pathetic!
Susan: We know.

Dukey: Tickling, works every time!

Johnny: Wow. The only thing that's missing is my dad telling me that if they aren't returned to normal by dinner I'm gonna be in big trouble and... he's standing right behind me, isn't he?
(Dukey nods nervously and Johnny turns around.)
Johnny: May I start the conversation by saying I didn't do it.
Dad: I don't know what "it" is, Johnny, but if Susan and Mary aren't here and returned to normal by dinner you're gonna be in big trouble, big!

Dolly Johnny[edit]

[After Susan and Mary make the doll that controls Johnny's every move.]
Johnny: Ok, I'm sorry I wouldn't honour your dumb coupons, but please! No more Johnny torture doll!!
Susan: In time.

Johnny: Scissors pie fight!
Mary: Juggle eggs!
Johnny: Brush your hair with penut butter!
Susan: Human hotdog! Add ketchup!

Johnny: Mexican jumping bean mode! Go!

[When Dad confiscates the dolls of Johnny, Susan and Mary and tells them to clean the mess they made in kitchen, which they immediately start doing.]
Dad: Wow! You've really come to respect my authority, huh?
Mary: It's the dolls! When you speak into them we have to do what you say!
Dad: Really? Well, it seems kinda wrong to force you to clean using them.
Johnny: THEN STOP DOING IT!

Johnny: Who says revenge is best served cold? It works with warm oatmeal too.

Johnny Testosterone[edit]

Dukey: Hey, let's all laugh now, like they do at the end of old sitcoms.
Susan & Mary: Ok!
[Johnny, Dukey, Susan & Mary all laugh.]