Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008 film)

Journey to the Center of the Earth is a 2008 film based on the 19th century novel of the same name by Jules Verne.

Directed by Eric Brevig. Written by Michael D. Weiss, Jennifer Flackett, and Mark Levin.

Trevor

• Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the center of the Earth.

• [holds up Max's yo-yo] This was your old man's PSP.

• [recognizing Mt. Vesuvius behind them] If your mother asks you where you went this weekend, tell her your uncle took you to Italy.

• "Hey, look at all this schist!"

Hannah Ásgeirsson

• No one gets dibs on the mountain guide.

Sean

• [seeing a deserted field in the center of the Earth] Dang, I wish I read that book.
• Oh, we're in deep schist.

Dialogue

Trevor: What are you doing?

Sean: I am Googling at 30 thousand feet.

Trevor: Are you supposed to be doing that?

Sean: Welcome to the 21st century.

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Hannah Ásgeirsson: Just make conversation with me, Sean.

Sean: So, uh, Hannah, do you come here often?

Trevor: [laughs] That can't be the best you can do!

Sean: Hey! I'm trying to make conversation!

Hannah Ásgeirsson: [laughs] It's OK. No Sean, I don't come here often.

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Sean: [running from a dinosaur] Haven't you ever seen a dinosaur before?

Trevor: Not with skin on it!

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Elizabeth: Say hi to your uncle, Sean.

Sean: Hi to your uncle.

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Trevor: [as they are climbing] Hey, look at all the shist.

Sean: What?

Trevor: Its a metamorphic rock. Green shist, white shist, micro-guarded shist...

Sean: Oh. Shist.