Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008 film)

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Journey to the Center of the Earth is a 2008 film based on the 19th century novel of the same name by Jules Verne.

Directed by Eric Brevig. Written by Michael D. Weiss, Jennifer Flackett, and Mark Levin.


  • Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the center of the Earth.
  • [holds up Max's yo-yo] This was your old man's PSP.
  • [recognizing Mt. Vesuvius behind them] If your mother asks you where you went this weekend, tell her your uncle took you to Italy.
  • "Hey, look at all this schist!"

Hannah Ásgeirsson[edit]

  • No one gets dibs on the mountain guide.


  • [seeing a deserted field in the center of the Earth] Dang, I wish I read that book.
  • Oh, we're in deep schist.


Trevor: What are you doing?
Sean: I am Googling at 30 thousand feet.
Trevor: Are you supposed to be doing that?
Sean: Welcome to the 21st century.

Hannah Ásgeirsson: Just make conversation with me, Sean.
Sean: So, uh, Hannah, do you come here often?
Trevor: [laughs] That can't be the best you can do!
Sean: Hey! I'm trying to make conversation!
Hannah Ásgeirsson: [laughs] It's OK. No Sean, I don't come here often.

Sean: [running from a dinosaur] Haven't you ever seen a dinosaur before?
Trevor: Not with skin on it!

Elizabeth: Say hi to your uncle, Sean.
Sean: Hi to your uncle.

Trevor: [as they are climbing] Hey, look at all the shist.
Sean: What?
Trevor: Its a metamorphic rock. Green schist, white schist, micro-guarded schist...
Sean: Oh. Schist.


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