Justified (TV series)

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Justified (2010-) is an American TV show, airing on FX, about U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens, a modern day 19th century-style lawman, who enforces his brand of justice to put a target on his back with criminals and puts him at odds with his bosses in the Marshal service. As a result, he gets reassigned to the U.S. District covering the town where he grew up. It is based on Elmore Leonard's novels Pronto and Riding the Rap and his short story "Fire in the Hole".


Contents

[edit] Season 1

[edit] Fire in the Hole [1.01]

Raylan: I guess I never thought of myself as an angry man.
Winona: Honestly, you're the angriest man I've ever known.

[edit] Riverbrook [1.02]

Art: I got a call this morning from AUSA David Vasquez. Wants to talk to you about you shooting Boyd Crowder.
Raylan: What's there to talk about? He pulled first. There was a witness.
Art: But you see, ten days ago you shot a man in Miami. Put it like this: you were in the first grade; bit a kid every week? They'd start to think of you as a biter.

[edit] Fixer [1.03]

[edit] Long in the Tooth [1.04]

Raylan: You ever consider I happen to be good at the job?
Rachel: And you being a tall, good-looking white man with a shitload of swagger, that has nothing to do with it? You get away with just about anything.
Raylan: What do I get away with?
Rachel: Look in the mirror. How do you think it'd go over if I came into work one day wearing a cowboy hat? You think I'd get away with that?
Raylan: Want to try it on?
Younger Mobster: [discussing Pulp Fiction) I'm saying, why does he still have his gun out in the first place? When's the last time you rode around in a car holding your gun?
Older Mobster: 'Cause it's a movie! That don't happen, then there's no movie. No messy car, no cleaner. I mean, what do they do? They drive home, jerk off, take a nap?
Raylan: Looks like we have a sniper on the Mexican side.
Roland: Well, that's not going to help tourism.
Raylan: Are you armed?
Roland: Well, I just had my dick in my hand.

[edit] The Lord of War and Thunder [1.05]

Art: You've been in here for three days, and you've got no sign.
Rachel: Not no sign. His ex-wife has been packing in a lot of beer.
Art: Well, get a search warrant.
Rachel: Can't get a warrant based on beer consumption.
Art: How do you know?
Raylan: We tried.
Raylan: I see you're still smoking.
Helen: You still piss in your bed?
Raylan: No, you see, I gave up my bad habits.
Arlo: I heard about you shooting Boyd.
Raylan: Hmm.
Arlo: All I need is a bunch of Crowders wanting revenge on a Givens.
Raylan: Well, I think I'm higher up on their list.
Arlo: Where were you, woman?
Helen: Down in the parking lot, giving blowjobs for cash.
Arlo: Were you paying or were they?
Johnny: You shot my cousin.
Raylan: No, no. God shot Boyd. Ask him. He'll tell you I saved his soul.

[edit] The Collection [1.06]

Ava: You're tarnished with the dark stain of divorce.
Raylan: My marriage ended a little bit more amicably than yours.
Ava: Funny, why did your marriage end?
Raylan: It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Hanselman: Next time you're in Cincinnati, come by the gallery, I'll show you my collection. I think you'll be quite surprised.
Raylan: Honestly, I'd rather stick my dick in a blender.
Art: Well, that would solve a few problems.

[edit] Blind Spot [1.07]

Art: [to Raylan] I tell you to do one simple thing - refrain from screwing the witness in your own shooting, and you can't even do that!
Boyd: What brings you to my house?
Raylan: Oh, this is your house now?
Boyd: Why, yes, prison is my home.

[edit] Blowback [1.08]

Raylan: [to Wallace] You seem pretty stable. Although, you did spend all morning with a shiv up your ass.
Vazquez: You must be glad to finally find a professional use for your office bottle, aren't you?
Art: I don't know what you're talking about. I was as surprised to find it as anyone else.

[edit] Hatless [1.09]

[edit] The Hammer [1.10]

[edit] Veterans [1.11]

[edit] Fathers and Sons [1.12]

Vasquez: Chief, how is your coffee here?
Raylan and Art: BAD!
Vasquez: Let's get some.
Winona: How do you take your coffee?
Ava: With a little bourbon.
Winona: Ooh! All right.

[edit] Bulletville [1.13]

Bo Crowder: Who am I kiddin'? I can't hurt my own son. [pause] Johnny, hurt my son.
Raylan: I'm Raylan Givens!
Boyd: No, I'm Raylan Givens!
Raylan: You tryin' to be funny?
Boyd: A little.

[edit] Season 2

[edit] The Moonshine War [2.01]

Raylan: Alright look, I've tried to be reasonable. You give me your word in ten seconds or I shoot you in the head.
Raylan: So, you want to transfer me?
Art: Honestly Raylan I don't know who would take you.
Art: You should have called for backup.
Raylan: Bo said if he saw anyone but me he'd kill Ava.
Art: And so you took Boyd?
Raylan: It made sense at the time.
Raylan: Just 'cause I've shot the occasional person doesn't make me a thief.
Raylan: Woah woah ok. I'm just gonna ask you one question. Do you know how a fire arm works?
Jimmy: What?
Raylan: The key word in fire arm is fire. When the pin hits the cap makes the charge explode meaning there's a spark, which should be of some concern to a man soaked in gasoline. Now look, normally I would have just shot you myself the second you pulled, but I am doing my level best to avoid the paper work and the self-recrimination that comes with it, though lord knows that you are the kind that makes it worth it more. Come on Jimmy, can't we just try to end this without you turning yourself into the human torch?

[edit] The Life Inside [2.02]

Boyd: My outlaw ways are behind me.
Raylan: Just you saying that scares the shit out of me.
Arlo: I hope you get cancer!
Helen: Already had it!
Arlo: I hope you get it again!
Raylan: I saw a man threaten to shoot a pregnant woman through the belly, just before a bullet went through his brain so... I guess you could say, it wasn't good.
Winona: I can handle that, Raylan. I can't handle silence.

[edit] The I of the Storm [2.03]

[edit] For Blood or Money [2.04]

[edit] Cottonmouth [2.05]

Tom Bergen: Art, I've been in Harlan 18 years. People still look at me like I'm some kinda Yankee come down to burn their crops. But this guy...
Raylan: I know my people.
Art: You're like the hillbilly whisperer. We oughta put you on Oprah.

[edit] Blaze of Glory [2.06]

[edit] Save My Love [2.07]

Boyd: Raylan. Raylan, I would never presume to tell you how to do your job and I understand that I am very new in this security game. However, I have spent a considerable amount of time hiding explosives. Now if you would like, I'd be more than happy to walk around here with you, show you where would I hide mine, in case there might be a place that you might miss.
Raylan: The truth is, I don't know if you can trust Boyd to have your back but well, he has tried to kill me, and I have shot him, and imprisoned him and I wouldn't be surprised if I pass again across in such a manner. He has had my back on two occasions. Once was the last day I was in the mine, and the other not so long ago.
Carolyn Johnson: My, sounds like a love story.

[edit] The Spoil [2.08]

[edit] Brothers Keeper [2.09]

[edit] Debts and Accounts [2.10]

[edit] Full Commitment [2.11]

[edit] Reckoning [2.12]

[edit] Bloody Harlan [2.13]

Raylan: Doyle, I need you and your boys to put your guns down.
Doyle Bennett: And why would we do that?
Raylan: Maybe you don't wanna see your brother's brains fly through the air.
Boyd: Are you asking me or are you telling me?
Raylan: Well, if it makes you feel better, you can tell people I asked.
Raylan: [about Boyd] Dickie, I didn't pull the trigger but I'll sleep like a baby knowing he will.

[edit] Season 3

[edit] The Gun Fighter [3.01]

[edit] Cut Ties [3.02]

[edit] Harlan Roulette [3.03]

Raylan: [after dropping a bullet on a helpless Duffy] Look here. Next one's comin' faster.

[edit] The Devil You Know [3.04]

Boyd: [as Raylan arrives] ...the time is coming, but we don't have to put a pin in it for now since I am sensing a disturbance in the force.

[edit] Thick as Mud [3.05]

Raylan: Have you been pissing?
Dewey: He took my kidneys, Raylan, not my dick.
Raylan: Your kidneys are for pissing. So why don't you try taking a leak, and if you can do it, then we know you still got your two kidneys.
Dewey: Come on, come on. [starts urinating] Holy shit. You mean I have four kidneys?

[edit] When The Guns Come Out [3.06]

Raylan: [to Boyd Crowder] You want to run your hillbilly heroin fiefdom up here, that’s between you and the great state of Kentucky. I got no interest in shitkicker-on-shitkicker crime. But you will not drag me into this. The next time you set up an operation in this county or any other it better not have my god damn family name on the deed or so help me God, I will lose this star and the dance we do subsequent to that will not end with you finding Jesus in a hospital bed.

[edit] The Man Behind the Curtain [3.07]

Raylan: I got mad ninja skills, buddy.
Tim: Yeah, you know karate?
Raylan: And two other Japanese words.
Tim: Shit blows up, that's my friend's ass.
Raylan: Shit's not gonna blow up.
Tim: And according to my friend, the surveillance team knows you're looking for him.
Raylan: How do they know that?
Tim: So I tell you where Sammy is, and you go all "Raylan" on him and drag him out of some restaurant by his nutsack.
Raylan: I'm not gonna grab his nutsack or any other part of him. I just want a word.

[edit] Watching the Detectives [3.08]

Raylan: [After being questioned in a murder case] That is bullshit, and you know it.
Art: Is it?
Raylan: Is that a real question?
Art: Well, it had a question mark.

[edit] Loose Ends [3.09]

[edit] Guy Walks Into a Bar [3.10]

[edit] Measures [3.11]

[edit] Coalition [3.12]

Limehouse: Now it's funny how that money bring together all them wayward personalities.

[edit] Cast

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