Juwanna Mann is a film about star basketball player Jamal Jeffries who is suspended indefinitely for his on-and-off-court shenanigans and must pose as a woman to get his career back.
Jamal Jeffries 
- [after being pulled over] Maybe I can seduce my way out of a ticket...oh shit, it is a white man! OK, Juwanna, you can still pull this off.
Lorne Daniels 
- [after seeing Jamal in the team mascot's costume] A third career.....Where do u find the time?
Tina Parker 
- The only reason why I stayed with your lyin', cheatin' ass is because you were rich and famous.
- [while being interviewed] In my country, penis okay; My mother have penis, and my sister.
Coach Rivers 
- Do you see that banner up there? It says the "Charlotte Banshees", not the "Charlotte Juwannas"!