Kangaroo Jack

Kangaroo Jack is a 2003 film where two childhood friends, Charlie Carbone (Jerry O'Connell) and Louis Booker (Anthony Anderson), get caught up in the mob and forced to deliver $50,000 to Australia, losing it to a kangaroo (voiced by Adam Garcia) after Louis, thinking the kangaroo's dead, puts his "lucky jacket" on it containing the money.

Directed by David McNally. Written by Steve Bing, Barry O' Brien and Scott Rosenberg.

He stole the money... and he's not giving it back.

Charlie Carbone

• [After feeling Jessie's boobs] Louis. They feel so real. [Chuckles]
• [After Jackie Legs kicks him in the face] I just got my ass kicked by a marsupial!
• On that fateful day 20 years ago, Louis Booker saved my life and I never forgot it. He wouldn't let me.
• I think I just sweated out a bottle of Yoo-Hoo I drank in the 8th grade.
• I am Bolo Man.
• [Sipping a rock he thinks is a slurpee] Brain freeze!
• [To some henchmen, pointing a gun at them] My name's Carbone. Which means skinny white boy with a gun.
• [Witnessing Jackie Legs' "death" of being hit by Charlie and Louis' car] Oh god. I killed a kangaroo. I never saw it. It's such a beautiful animal. It's the national symbol of Australia. And I've killed it.
• [To Jessie] I'm sorry for feeling your boobs. I didn't think they were real.

Louis Booker

• I'm gonna name my first son after you. "Crazy-Ass White Boy".
• Can you hold on a second? We're having a very intimate non-gay moment.

Dialogue

Louis: The kangaroo got the money!

Charlie: What are you talking about?

Louis: I put the money in the jacket, and the jacket on the kangaroo! And now he hoppin' away!