Keen Eddie

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Keen Eddie was an action/dramedy television series, first aired in 2003, about a brash American police detective who is sent to help solve crimes in London.

[edit] Eddie

• "Hey I'm Eddie. How d'you like me so far?"

[edit] Fiona

• "Your dog is using my cat as a shag toy."

[edit] Conversations

• Eddie: No, Pete. Bad. Bad dog.
  Fiona: Well?
  Eddie: Well, unless Duchess knows how to do the wheelbarrow, you don't want to know.