Mr. Kennedy

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Ken Anderson (born March 6, 1976 in Minneapolis, Minnesota), better known as Mr. Kennedy or Ken Kennedy, is an American professional wrestler and colour commentator, currently performing for World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) on its WWE Monday Night RAW brand.

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  • I want the apple. Give ME the apple. --Feb. 5, 2007 appearance on the KXVO 10 O'clock News[1]
  • Nice guys finish last...thank God I'm an asshole!
  • Say it loud, say it proud!
  • Talk loud, hit harder!
  • Thank you, and once again...the pleasure, was all yours.
  • What the hell's wrong with you? Answer me!
  • You've got a nice head!
  • Have a nice head!
  • You've got a nice freakin' head!
  • You forgot to change your underpants!
  • Hey I am not a cheese head! I am a huge Green Bay Packers fan, but I am not a cheese head! (Towards Josh Matthews)
  • Do you guys want some Mr. Kennedy merchandise? (Audience cheers) Well if you want some Mr. Kennedy merchandise, then go buy some Mr. Kennedy merchandise! (Audience boos)
  • You smell like Arkansas! No, wait! You- You smell like poop! No! You smell like Arkan- (Kennedy starts choking and coughing)
  • Happy now, you've just made me throw up a little in my mouth (To Josh Matthews)
  • Hey look, it's Chimel! (Kennedy referencing announcer Tony Chimel when JBL rode out on a Donkey!)
  • I am the man who is SINGLE-handedly changing Friday nights!
  • MMMIIIIISSTEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.....NO, SHUT UP!!! I DO THIS BY MYSELF!!!! MMIIIIISSTEEEEEEERRRRRR....KEEENNNEEEEEDAAAAAY!!!!!!!! .......Kennedy!!!
  • Carlito this guy isn't even from the US, don't we have some kind of law against this. this guy comes from this little island on a rubber raft from some island in the Caribbean, steps ashore and became a US Champion, what a disgrace. How do you like them apples, how do you like these apples (Grabs a Carlito T-Shirt and spits on it). I am the greatest United States champion of all time.
  • Undertaker, you've made a career based on reputation and achieved legendary status as a phenom in this industry, by messing with people's minds. You've won championships, defeated legends and accomplished pretty much everything there is to accomplish in this industry, by playing mind games with people. You've locked them away in caskets, hauled them away in hearses, you've even buried people alive for nothing more than intimidation and humiliation, and last week I came face to face with the awesome power that you posses. Last week, I came face to face with the hocus pocus, abra-cadabra, Houdini garbage that you do, and you know what? I wasn't impressed, it didn't scare me, you don't scare me. Did you honestly think that little magic trick like making my microphone explode and shoot sparks all over the place was gonna intimidate me? Did you honestly think for a second, that that phony little parlor trick that you did was gonna be enough for you to get a leg up on me? Undertaker I'm here to tell you, that your well has run dry, and all the tricks, and illusions and scare tactics mean absolutely squat to me. Oh the people, the people might be awed by it, and they may think for one second, you may convince them for one second that Mr Kennedy is just gonna be another one of your victims. But I'm here to tell you that nothing, nothing that you can conjure in the deepest, darkest recessive of your mind, will compare to the shock and awe that these people will experience when I pin you at No Mercy, on Sunday. Undertaker you will find out that the decade and a half of destruction, is over. And the future has arrived, the future is me. The future is Mr Kennedy.
  • You know last year at this time, sports entertainment was like a rudderless ship, it had no direction, no future. But in this past year a new superstar has emerged and shined a light on what before was a buried wasteland. Smackdown, sports entertainment has a savior. Sports entertainment finally has a future, and that future is me. In just one year time, I have defeated five World Champions and that's never been done before I've broken new ground, just like you did Undertaker. See when you arrived on the scene, no body had ever seen a superstar with your combination of size, power and agility, ever. But you're no longer groundbreaking Undertaker, you're no longer the standard bearer in this industry, you have been surpassed, and you have been surpassed by me. See dead man, this is no longer your yard, it's mine and I've got the prove. (Raises bloodied microphone) Right here. The second that I caused the blood to spill from your head, I knew that it symbolized a changing of the guard. Last week, these hands, my hands spilled your blood and I'm gonna do it again. And I can't think of a better place to do it in a first blood match at Survivor Series. Where it just so happens that years ago, it all began for you Undertaker. But you can rest assured that this year at Survivor Series, your decade and a half of destruction, will end.
  • (Audience chants you suck.) "No, no, I don't suck. I just became the number one contender for the World Heavyweight Champion."
  • First and foremost, I would like to congratulate myself for winning Money In The Bank. Secondly, I'd like to send a message to any superstar in the back who carries championship gold around his waist: you better grow eyes in the back of your freakin' head, cause I'm coming for ya, any time, any place cause I understand that nice guys, they always finish last, dead last! So Thank God, I'm not a nice guy. Thank God, I'm Mr. Kennedy. Thank God, I am Mr. Money In The Bank!....................Bank!

- At WrestleMania 23, in an interview right after he won the Money In The Bank ladder match.

  • I meant to do that. (as he fails to catch the microphone lowered from the ceiling) *grabs the mic* You know him. You love him. You cannot live without him... Misterrrrrrr Kennedyyyy..... Kennedy!

(WWE RAW August 27, 2007, prior to his match against Jeff Hardy)

[edit] Ring announcement

While in WWE, Ken Kennedy performs his own ring announcement, usually after showing dismay over his introduction by official SmackDown! ring announcer Tony Chimel.
Kennedy's ring announcement usually follows a basic set up:
The old-school microphone is lowered from the ceiling in a spotlight being placed on Kennedy. He proceeds to say:"Ladies and gentlemen, (in a higher tone)Ladies and gentlemen; This next contest is scheduled for one fall! with a twen-ty min-ute time li-mit. I weigh in tonight at an astonishing 242 pounds (if need be he will, in a louder tone, acknowledge that he has gained or lost a pound). I hail from Green Bay, Wisconsin! Mister Kennedy...! (dramatic pause while climbing to the middle rope in the bottom left hand corner of the ring and raises both hands before pulling the mic to his face) Ken-ne-dy!...."

Who do you think you are? (towards Randy Orton)

[edit] Recent Autograph Signing at the WWE Shop on Clifton Hill in Niagara Falls, Ontario (March 14th, 2007)

  • You wanna come in?!
(One of the fans decided to be a smart-ass and yelled No!)
Well you can just stay down there fat ass!
  • I'll take your grandparents false teeth out, pick them up and beat you with them!

[edit] RAW Draft

"So the fans on SmackDown! couldn't stand me! Well you know something. I hate each and everyone of you RAW fans! Yeah. That's right. You people disrespect me!" (Crowd cheers through all of this. During this time he was actually thought to be making a face turn since his one night feud with Edge, but since he berated the fans he remained a heel.)

"I'm standing in the ring and I should be the WWE Champion! You want to know why I lost my money in the bank?! It's because of all you people!" I blame each and every one of you!" (Towards the fans)

"Ask not What Mr. Kennedy can do for you, but what you can do for Mr. Kennedy." - Mr. Kennedy, a week before CyberSunday 2007.

"Shawn Michaels I try to show you respect and what do you do? You kicked me in the head!"

"I... have a big mouth. And NOBODY is gonna shut it for me because I am MIIIISSSTTTERRRRR... KENNEDDDYYYY!" - During his face turn.

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