Oedipus Wrecked (2005) 
- Jews can't eat pork - surely anal delights are way higher up on the list of taboos.
- "Ass Backwards" (p. 4)
Are You There God? It's Me. Kevin. (2008) 
- Maybe my desire to find meaning in all of this was just a remnant of my obsessive-compulsive behavior, and yet it felt as though a map was being drawn for me, but every landmark was a riddle that needed solving before I could unearth my own lost treasure: myself. (p. 192)