Kick-Ass 2

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Kick-Ass 2 is a 2013 British-American superhero action-w:comedy film based on the comic book of the same name and Hit-Girl, both by Mark Millar and John Romita, Jr., and is the sequel to the 2010 film Kick-Ass, as well as the second installment of the Kick-Ass film series. The film was written and directed by Jeff Wadlow and co-produced by Matthew Vaughn, who directed the first film.

You Can't Fight Your Destiny.–tagline

Kick-Ass[edit]

  • What's the matter, Chris? Shit hit your shorts?
  • You're gonna pay for what you did to my dad.
  • Who?
  • What an asshole.
  • You and me, like Batman and Robin.
  • There’s no room for punks in suits. Just real heroes who can really kick ass.
  • You and me, like Batman and Robin.
  • This is real life. There is no sequel.

Hit-Girl[edit]

  • Hit-Girl: Game on, cocksuckers.
  • Hit-Girl: Avengers assemble, asshole.
  • Hit-Girl: I might be, if I have to keep looking at that shit stain you call a face.
  • Hit-Girl: Maybe I’ll jam my foot up your snatch.
  • This 15 year old girl just owned your ass.
  • Hit-Girl: Pull over, Pukeface!
  • Are you afraid you're not gonna grow into your big boy's pants?
  • This isn’t a costume, it’s who you really are.
  • You know all that homophobic shit makes you sound super gay.
  • Maybe I'll jam my foot up your snatch.
  • Okay...Robin wishes he was me!.

The Motherfucker[edit]

  • Get the word out that im building an evil army.
  • I'm going to make Kick-Ass pay for what he did to my Dad.
  • Hence forth I'll be known as The MotherFucker!
  • My Superpower is I'm Rich as Shit.
  • Are you really that stupid? Theirs two of you & a whole Army of us, Do you really have such a Hardon to die?"
  • I'm gonna wipe my Ass with your Face!
  • Your Dad? You blow up my Dad with a Bazooka!
  • No. No. People WANT to win the lottery, People WANT to fuck Scarlett Johansson, No one WANTS to risk their life so some moron can walk through the projects at night.
  • Whats the point of wearing a Mask if you can't do what you want!
  • I'm Here to End Kick-Ass!

Dialogue[edit]

The Motherfucker: [laughs] Oh, this is perfect. Are you really that stupid? There's two of you, and a whole army of us. Do you really have such a hard-on to die?

Hit-Girl: [from the trailer] Oh take your tampon out Dave!

Hit-Girl: [from a deleted scene] Avenger's Assemble Asshole

Kick-Ass: What's the matter, Chris? Shit hit your shorts?
The Motherfucker: Yeah, and I'm gonna wipe my ass with your face.

The Motherfucker: Henceforth I'll be known as The Motherfucker.

Kick-Ass: There's no room for punks in suits. Just real heroes who can really kick ass.

Marty: Come on forget it, it's just one of those dickheads that follows the Motherfucker on Twitter.
Kick-Ass Who?
Marty: The Motherfucker, he's some guy planning to be the world's first supervillain. He's got like a thousand followers already.
Kick-Ass: What an asshole.

The Motherfucker:I'm here to end Kick-Ass.

Hit-Girl: You promise me that you are done with life of crime?
thug: I promise. [He then pulls a knife]
Hit-Girl: [after cutting off the thug's armed hand] Pants on fire.
The Motherfucker We are the Toxic Mega-Cunts!

Colonel Stars and Stripes: [to Eisenhower] You have to stay in there till you calm down, you lunatic. Wonder what's bothering you.
Mother Russia: I know. Tonight you die.
Colonel Stars and Stripes: [draws gun] Ladies first.
Mother Russia: You will not shoot me. You are super hero. You help people. You do not hurt them.
The Motherfucker: That's super villain territory or as I like to call my little gang, The Toxic Mega-Cunts.
The Tumor: [waves] Hi
Colonel Stars and Stripes: [takes gun; clicks, Mother Russia realizes it's empty] Yeah, just like your head.
Genghis Carnage: [Mother Russia overpowers Colonel, pulls out a machete and stabs him] Yeah!
The Tumor: Ooh, that's gotta hurt. [Mother Russia uses Colonel's coat to wipe his blood off her blade]
The Motherfucker: I did my homework on you, Colonel. You used to be Sal Bertolinni, didn't you? Did a few jobs for my dad back in the day before you got born-again?
Colonel Stars and Stripes: [dying] I used to hangout with a lot of losers.
The Motherfucker: Is this how you thought you would die, Sal? Dressed like an idiot?
The Motherfucker: Who are you supposed to be?
The Motherfucker: I'm the Mother Fucker! And I'm here to end Kick-Ass. Not just kill him. I am going to shit on everything that he loved. Let's trash this place guys. [picks up mail statement]
The Motherfucker: Miranda Swedlow. Who's that, Sal? She one of the whores on your team? [googles her name and matches her with her face on the poster]
The Motherfucker: Night Bitch. All snuggled up to Kick-Ass. Looks like our boy's got a new hot pocket.
Mother Russia: Want me to kill his dog?
The Motherfucker: The dog, Jesus Christ, I'm not that evil. Cut the old man's head off. You guys hungry? I'm starving. Let's go get some pizza.
Mother Russia: Don't worry, I kill you first. [wraps legs around Colonel's neck]
Colonel Stars and Stripes: Justice Forever... [snaps neck; dies]

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