Kick-Ass 2 is a 2013 British-American superhero action-comedy film based on the comic book of the same name and Hit-Girl, both by Mark Millar and John Romita, Jr., and is the sequel to the 2010 film Kick-Ass, as well as the second installment of the Kick-Ass film series. The film was written and directed by Jeff Wadlow and co-produced by Matthew Vaughn, who directed the first film.
- What's the matter, Chris? Shit hit your shorts?
- You're gonna pay for what you did to my dad.
- What an asshole.
- You and me, like Batman and Robin.
- There’s no room for punks in suits. Just real heroes who can really kick ass.
- You and me, like Batman and Robin.
- This is real life. There is no sequel.
- Game on, cocksuckers.
- Avengers assemble, asshole.
- I might be, if I have to keep looking at that shit stain you call a face.
- Maybe I’ll jam my foot up your snatch.
- This 15 year old girl just owned your ass.
- Pull over, Pukeface!
- Are you afraid you're not gonna grow into your big boy's pants?
- This isn’t a costume, it’s who you really are.
- You know all that homophobic shit makes you sound super gay.
- Okay...Robin wishes he was me!
- Get the word out that I'm building an evil army.
- I'm going to make Kick-Ass pay for what he did to my Dad.
- Hence forth I'll be known as The MotherFucker!
- My Superpower is I'm Rich as Shit.
- Are you really that stupid? Theirs two of you & a whole Army of us, Do you really have such a Hardon to die?"
- I'm gonna wipe my Ass with your Face!
- Your Dad? You blow up my Dad with a Bazooka!
- No. No. People WANT to win the lottery, People WANT to fuck Scarlett Johansson, No one WANTS to risk their life so some moron can walk through the projects at night.
- Whats the point of wearing a Mask if you can't do what you want!
- I'm here to end Kick-Ass!
Colonel Stars and Stripes
- Heh heh, yeah! There's a dog on your balls!
- Alright, time for initiation. Turn around and I'll unzip you.
- The Motherfucker: [laughs] Oh, this is perfect. Are you really that stupid? There's two of you, and a whole army of us. Do you really have such a hard-on to die?
- Hit-Girl: [from the trailer] Oh take your tampon out Dave!
- Hit-Girl: [from a deleted scene] Avenger's Assemble Asshole
- Kick-Ass: What's the matter, Chris? Shit hit your shorts?
- The Motherfucker: Yeah, and I'm gonna wipe my ass with your face.
- The Motherfucker: Henceforth I'll be known as The Motherfucker.
- Kick-Ass: There's no room for punks in suits. Just real heroes who can really kick ass.
- Marty: Come on forget it, it's just one of those dickheads that follows the Motherfucker on Twitter.
- Kick-Ass Who?
- Marty: The Motherfucker, he's some guy planning to be the world's first supervillain. He's got like a thousand followers already.
- Kick-Ass: What an asshole.
- The Motherfucker:I'm here to end Kick-Ass.
- Hit-Girl: You promise me that you are done with life of crime?
- Thug: I promise. [He then pulls a knife]
- Hit-Girl: [after cutting off the thug's armed hand] Pants on fire.
- The Motherfucker We are the Toxic Mega-Cunts!
- Colonel Stars and Stripes: [to Eisenhower] You have to stay in there till you calm down, you lunatic. Wonder what's bothering you.
- Mother Russia: I know. Tonight you die.
- Colonel Stars and Stripes: [draws gun] Ladies first.
- Mother Russia: You will not shoot me. You are super hero. You help people. You do not hurt them.
- The Motherfucker: That's super villain territory or as I like to call my little gang, The Toxic Mega-Cunts.
- The Tumor: [waves] Hi
- Colonel Stars and Stripes: [takes gun; clicks, Mother Russia realizes it's empty] Yeah, just like your head.
- Genghis Carnage: [Mother Russia overpowers Colonel, pulls out a machete and stabs him] Yeah!
- The Tumor: Ooh, that's gotta hurt. [Mother Russia uses Colonel's coat to wipe his blood off her blade]
- The Motherfucker: I did my homework on you, Colonel. You used to be Sal Bertolinni, didn't you? Did a few jobs for my dad back in the day before you got born-again?
- Colonel Stars and Stripes: [dying] I used to hangout with a lot of losers.
- The Motherfucker: Is this how you thought you would die, Sal? Dressed like an idiot?
- The Motherfucker: Who are you supposed to be?
- The Motherfucker: I'm the Mother Fucker! And I'm here to end Kick-Ass. Not just kill him. I am going to shit on everything that he loved. Let's trash this place guys. [picks up mail statement]
- The Motherfucker: Miranda Swedlow. Who's that, Sal? She one of the whores on your team? [googles her name and matches her with her face on the poster]
- The Motherfucker: Night Bitch. All snuggled up to Kick-Ass. Looks like our boy's got a new hot pocket.
- Mother Russia: Want me to kill his dog?
- The Motherfucker: The dog, Jesus Christ, I'm not that evil. Cut the old man's head off. You guys hungry? I'm starving. Let's go get some pizza.
- Mother Russia: Don't worry, I kill you first. [wraps legs around Colonel's neck]
- Colonel Stars and Stripes: Justice Forever... [snaps neck; dies]
- Aaron Taylor-Johnson as David Lizewski / Kick-Ass
- Christopher Mintz-Plasse as Chris D'Amico / The Motherfucker
- Chloë Grace Moretz as Mindy Macready / Hit-Girl
- Clark Duke as Marty Eisenberg / Battle Guy
- Morris Chestnut as Detective Marcus Williams
- Donald Faison as Doctor Gravity
- John Leguizamo as Javier
- Jim Carrey as Sal Bertolinni / Colonel Stars and Stripes
- Augustus Prew as Todd Haynes / Ass-Kicker
- Garrett M. Brown as Mr. Lizewski
- Iain Glen as Uncle Ralph D'Amico
- Lindy Booth as Miranda Swedlow / Night-Bitch
- Robert Emms as Insect Man