Kingpin

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Kingpin is a 1996 Farrelly brothers film starring Woody Harrelson, Bill Murray, Vanessa Angel and Randy Quaid.

Roy[edit]

  • Who you calling psycho?!?!
  • The world can really kick your ass. I only have a VAGUE recollection of when it wasn't kickin' mine.
  • You don't mow another guy's lawn!

Ernie McCracken[edit]

  • You're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels.

Landlady[edit]

  • What is it about good sex that makes me have to crap? You really jarred something loose, Tiger!

Dialogue[edit]

Roy: Morning! I hope you don't mind; I got up a little early so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. It took a little while to get her warmed up-she sure is a stubborn one! (takes a drink from the bucket)
Mr. Boorg: We don't have a cow. We have a bull.
Roy: I'm gonna go brush my teeth.

Mike: Can you get sick from drinking piss?
Roy: Yeah, I think you can.
Mike: Even if it's your own?