Kung Fu Panda 2

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Kung Fu Panda 2 is the 2011 3D sequel to Kung Fu Panda. The cast of the original movie reprised their roles, while new bad guy Lord Shen is voiced by Gary Oldman. The film was released on May 26, 2011 in Real D 3D and Digital 3D. It opened to positive reception and became an international success.

Ska2oosh! (taglines)

Po[edit]

  • Ah. My old enemy: Stairs.
  • My fist hungers for justice! [His stomach belches and the Furious Five stare at him; embarrassed] That was my... fist.
  • Skadoosh!
  • Tigress, Monkey, Viper, Mantis, Bunny! Wha? Oh sorry.

Shen[edit]

  • [to Boss Wolf] Search the farthest villages! Find more metal! China will be mine!
  • [to the Soothsayer when she eyes his robes] Don't even think about it!
  • My father's throne. He used to let me play here at his side, promising one day, this throne would be mine. [throws his dad's throne out the window]
  • [To his gorilla army] Bring it down!
  • [While departing Gongmen City] Such sad, sad faces. But now is a time only for joy. You are going to be a part of something beautiful. [Tigress growls] Once we reach the harbor, in front of all the world, you and your precious Kung Fu will die, and China will know to bow before me. Set sail!
  • Nothing stands in my way.
  • [referring to Master Po] How many times do I have to kill the same stinking panda?!
  • [to Po, then to his wolf army] As you wish. Let's finish this.

Others[edit]

  • Po's Father: [sensing Po] My son is alive!
  • Master Croc: Vengeance is served!
  • Mr. Ping: Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but look how it turned out. You got me, you got kung fu, and you got noodles!

Dialogue[edit]

Shifu: Po, the day you were chosen as Dragon Warrior...was the worst day of my life. By far, nothing else came close. It was the worst, most painful, mind destroying horrible moment...
Po: Okay.
Shifu:...I have ever experienced. [he shudders at the thought.] But once I realized the problem was not you, but within me, I found inner peace and was able to harness the flow of the universe.

Shen: [enters the courtyard of his family palace] Good afternoon, gentlemen! Now that we've got the pleasantries out of the way, please leave my house.
Master Ox: Your house?
Shen: Yes! Didn't you see the peacock on the front door? [spots the Soothsayer] Ah, there you are, Soothsayer. It seems your fortune-telling skills are not as good as you thought.
Soothsayer: We shall see, Shen.
Shen: [under his breath] No, you shall see, old goat... [louder, to the Council] Where were we?
Thundering Rhino: What do you want, Shen?
Shen: What is rightfully mine... Gongmen City!
Thundering Rhino: Gongmen is under the stewardship of the Masters' Council and we will protect it, even from you.
Shen: [laughs] I'm so glad you feel that way! Otherwise, I'd have dragged that here for nothing! [indicating his wolf army dragging a rather large box on a cart]
Master Ox: What's in the box, Shen?
Shen: You want to see? It's a gift. It's your parting gift, in that it'll part you; part of you here, part of you there, and part of you waaaay over there... staining the wall!
Master Ox: You insolent fool!
[Ox attacks, but is quickly brought down; Croc moves in, deflecting Shen's fan of blades. Finally, Rhino pushes Shen back with his hammer, knocking several of his fan blades away.]
Shen: [sneering] Showoff.
Thundering Rhino: That is a warning. You are no match for our Kung Fu.
Shen: I agree. [grins wickedly] But this is! [flips backwards onto the box, revealing a massive cannon. Rhino takes a defensive stance... as Shen fires it.]

Shifu: [to Po and the Furious Five, reading from a scroll] Are you familiar with the master of Gongmen City?
Po: Master Thundering Rhino?
Shifu: Yes.
Po: Son of Legendary Flying Rhino?
Shifu: [hands Po the scroll] Yes.
Po: And the slayer of the ten thousand serpents in the Valley of Woe?
Shifu: [sadly] He's dead.
[Po and the Five look at the scroll in horror]
Po: Whoa.
Crane: That's impossible!
Tigress: Rhino's horn defense is impervious to any technique!
Shifu: It was no technique! Lord Shen has created a weapon - one that breathes fire and spits metal! Unless he is stopped, this could mean the end of Kung Fu.
Po: But I just got Kung Fu!
Shifu: And now, you must save it! [points out with his staff] Go! Destroy this weapon and bring Lord Shen to justice!
Po: [starts running with the Five] Okay, here we go! Here we -- [as the Five leave, he turns back to Shifu] Whoa whoa whoa, wait...how can I do this? I mean, how can Kung Fu stop something that stops Kung Fu?
Shifu: Remember, Dragon Warrior, anything is possible when you have inner peace.

Shen: Well, Soothsayer, why don't you tell me my...?
Soothsayer: Fortune?
Shen: Future. I was going to say future.
Soothsayer: (peers into her bowl) If you continue on your present course, you will find yourself... at the bottom of the stairs.
[Shen looks down and is annoyed to see he has reached the bottom of the stairs leading to his throne.]
Soothsayer: (still looking) I see... I see...
[Shen comes closer.]
Soothsayer: I see... pain.
[She plucks out one of his feathers.]
Shen: OW!
Soothsayer: And anger.
[She chews on the hem of his robe.]
Shen: How dare you! This is the finest silk in the province!
Soothsayer: Followed by denial.
Shen: This is not fortune-telling! You're just saying what's happening right...!
Soothsayer: Now? The most important time is now.

[after the Soothsayer predicts - again - that Shen will be defeated by a "warrior of black and white."]
Shen: (laughs) That's impossible, and you know it!
Soothsayer: It is not impossible, and he knows it.
Shen: Who?
Wolf Boss: (running in) Lord Shen! I saw a panda!

Shen: (scoffs) So, one panda lives. That does not make you right.
Soothsayer: You're right. Being right makes me right.
Shen: Then I will kill him, and prove you wrong. (turns and sees her eyeing the hem of his robe again) Don't even think about it!

Po: [training with Tigress on the boat] So, um, this punching with iron trees? How long do you have to do that?
Tigress: Twenty years.
Po: Oh! Twenty... Twenty years. Is there any... you know a faster way, you know until you'll, you know don't feel anything?
Tigress: No. Besides... [twists Po's fist, spins him in the air and lands on the floor; then smiles, watching Po's belly bounces to stop] I don't think Hard-style is... your thing.
Po: Oh.

Tigress: [on the boat to Gongmen City] Po, why are you really out here?
Po: I just found out that my dad... isn't my dad.
Tigress: Your dad? The goose?
[Po nods]
Tigress: [deadpan] That must have been quite a shock.

Wolf Boss: Is that all you got? 'Cause it feels like I'm fighting a big old fluffy cloud!
Po: Well, this cloud is about to bring the thunder!

Po: [about the Massacre of the Pandas] You-- you were there.
Shen: Yes. Yes, I was. [escapes]

Shen: Call in the wolves! We sail at midnight! The Year of the Peacock begins now!
Wolf Boss: Right now? 'Cause, it's the middle of the year, so you'd only get like half the Year of the Peacock.
[Shen glares furiously at him, raising one of his daggers.]
Wolf Boss: ...And this is the Year, of course, of the Peacock. Happy New Year, sir.
Shen: Get the wolves ready. We're loading the ships now... NOW! Now, now, now, now!

Shen: [triumphantly] You were wrong, Soothsayer! [wields sword] We sail to victory tonight. Your magic panda is clearly a fool!
Soothsayer: [angrily] Are you certain it is the panda that is a fool?! You just destroyed your ancestral home, Shen!
Shen: A trivial sacrifice... when all of China is my reward. [pokes the burning tip to a map of China, which bursts into a spreading flame]
Soothsayer: Then will you finally be satisfied? Will the subjugation of the whole world finally make you feel better?
Shen: [Sneers] It's a start. I was also thinking of converting the basement into a dungeon.
Soothsayer: [pause] The cup you choose to fill has no bottom. It is time to stop this madness.
Shen: And why on Earth would I do that?
Soothsayer: So your parents can rest in peace.
Shen: [bitterly] My parents... hated me. Do you understand? They-- they wronged me. And... I will make it right.
Soothsayer: They loved you. They loved you so much that having to send you away killed them.
Shen: [pause] The dead exist in the past. And I must attend to the future. [to his gorilla guard] Set the Soothsayer free. She is of no use to me.
Soothsayer: [sadly] Goodbye, Shen. I wish you happiness.
Shen: Happiness... must be taken. And I will take mine.

Shen: Oh, you want to know so badly. You think knowing will heal you, eh? Fill some... crater in your soul? Well, here's your answer: Your parents didn't love you. But here... let me heal you.
[He jumps back to reveal a cannon aimed at Po, and lights the fuse. Po raises a wok as a flimsy shield, and the cannon blasts him back and out of the factory.]
Tigress: NO!

Soothsayer: Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn't make you who you are. It is the rest of your story, who you choose to be.
[Realizing the truth in her words, Po remembers all the happy times he's had with his loved ones.]
Soothsayer: So who are you, panda?
[Po slowly stands up.]
Po: I am Po. And I'm gonna need a hat.

Po: [standing on a rooftop] Shen! A panda stands between you and your...
[Cut to where Shen is standing, and can barely hear Po.]
Po: [faintly] ...destiny!
Shen: ...What?
[Cut back to Po.]
Po: Prepare for a hot serving of...
[Cut back to Shen]
Po: [faintly] ...justice! Your reign of terror is over!
Shen: [still not hearing] What?

Shen: [trying to catch his breath] H-- how did you... how did you do it?
[Po shrugs]
Po: You know, you just gotta keep your elbows up and keep the shoulders loose--
Shen: Not that. How did you find peace? I took away your parents. Everything! I I-- I scarred you for life!
Po: See that's the thing, Shen. Scars heal.
Shen: No, they don't. Wounds heal.
Po: Oh yeah. What do scars do? They fade, I guess?
Shen: I don't care what scars do.
Po: You should, Shen. You gotta let go of that stuff from the past 'cause it just doesn't matter! The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now.
[Shen's eyes widen]
Shen: You're right. Then I choose THIS! [pulls out blades from his robes and starts attacking Po with them]

Taglines[edit]

  • Ska2oosh!
  • Prepare for the return of awesomeness.

Cast[edit]

External links[edit]

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