- If you'd stop being a Metallica fan because I won't give you my music for free, then fuck you. I don't want you to be a Metallica fan.
- Quoted in Rob Tannenbaum, "The Playboy Interview: Metallica," Playboy (April 2001)
- Don't talk it, walk it.
- Quoted in Some Kind of Monster (2004)
About Lars Ulrich
- Don't download this song
Even Lars Ulrich knows it's wrong. (you can just ask him!)
- Weird Al Yankovic, "Don't download this song," from Straight Outta Lynwood (2006)