The Legend of Zelda series

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The Legend of Zelda is a series of video games created by Shigeru Miyamoto for Nintendo. It has also been featured in animation and comic books.

Contents 1 Games 1.1 The Legend of Zelda 1.1.1 Old Man 1.1.2 Goriya 1.1.3 Moblin 1.2 The Adventure of Link 1.2.1 Link 1.2.2 Error 1.2.3 Villagers 1.2.4 Healing Lady 1.2.5 Bagu 1.3 A Link to the Past 1.3.1 Agahnim 1.3.2 Ganon 1.3.3 Zelda 1.3.4 Link's Uncle 1.3.5 Blind the thief 1.3.6 Thieves 1.3.7 Villager 1.3.8 Shop keepers 1.3.9 Witch 1.4 Link: The Faces of Evil 1.4.1 Link 1.4.2 King Harkninian 1.4.3 Gwonam the Wizard 1.4.4 Witch 1.4.5 Morshu the Shopkeeper 1.4.6 Ganon 1.4.7 Goronu the Necromancer 1.4.8 Harlequin the Gambler 1.4.9 Glutko 1.4.10 Militron the Berserker 1.4.11 Lupay the Hypnotiser 1.4.12 Ipo the Reader 1.4.13 Fisherman 1.4.14 Conversations 1.5 Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon 1.5.1 Zelda 1.5.2 Link 1.5.3 King Harkninian 1.5.4 Ganon 1.5.5 Creepy Fisherman/Blacksmith 1.5.6 Hungry woman 1.5.7 Omfak 1.5.8 Impa 1.5.9 Three Witches 1.5.10 Gibdo 1.6 Link's Awakening 1.6.1 Text 1.7 Ocarina of Time 1.8 Majora's Mask 1.9 Oracle of Seasons and Oracle of Ages 1.9.1 General Onox 1.9.2 Tingle 1.10 The Wind Waker 1.11 Four Swords Adventures 1.11.1 Inscription in Pyramid 1.11.2 Ganon 1.11.3 Gerudo 1.11.4 Zelda 1.12 The Minish Cap 1.12.1 Ezlo 1.12.2 Hylian Soldiers 1.12.3 Vaati 1.13 Twilight Princess 2 Other media 2.1 Cartoon 2.1.1 Link 2.1.2 Zelda 2.1.3 Ganon 2.1.4 Moblin 2.1.5 Triforce of Wisdom 2.1.6 Triforce of Power 2.1.7 Amateur magician 2.1.8 Conversations 2.2 Comics 2.2.1 Link 2.2.2 Bagu 2.2.3 Conversation

[edit] Games

[edit] The Legend of Zelda

[edit] Old Man

• It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.
• Let's play money making game.
• Dodongo dislikes smoke.
• Master using it and you can have this.
• Pay me for the door repair charge.
• Eastmost peninsula is the secret.
• 10th enemy has the bomb.
• There are secrets where faeries don't live.

[edit] Goriya

• Grumble, grumble.

[edit] Moblin

• It's a secret to everybody.

[edit] The Adventure of Link

[edit] Link

• I found a mirror under the table

[edit] Error

• I am Error.
• South of kings tomb in Mido is a tunnel.

Tis funny indeed

[edit] Villagers

• If all else fails use fire.
• I know nothing.
• Hello!
• Error knows a secret.
• Ask Error of Ruto about the palace.
• Eyes of Ganon are everywhere.

[edit] Healing Lady

• I can restore your health. and much more

[edit] Bagu

• Bagu is my name. Show my note to River Man.

[edit] A Link to the Past

[edit] Agahnim

• Oh, ho?... You would like to be totally destroyed? Well, I can make that wish come true!

[edit] Ganon

• I never imagined a boy like you could give me so much trouble. It's unbelievable that you defeated my alter ego, Agahnim the dark wizard, twice! But I will never give you the Triforce. I will destroy you and make my wish to conquer both Light and Dark worlds come true without delay.

[edit] Zelda

• (Telepathic tip) When Ganon is stunned, seal his fate with a Silver arrow! Do you understand Link?

[edit] Link's Uncle

• Link, Zelda is your...

[edit] Blind the thief

• Oh, thank you for rescuing me, please escort me to the exit.
• (when trying to leave) No, please don't go this way.
• Ahhh, Bright, too Bright! (upon entering a room with light shining in it)

[edit] Thieves

• Take some Rupees, but don't tell anyone I gave them to you. Keep it between us, OK?

[edit] Villager

• Hey, you're the wanted man [character name]. Help!
• Oh Link, the guards say you kidnapped the princess, but I still trust you.
• Gee you're fast, I bet it was easy to kidnap the Princess.

[edit] Shop keepers

• Hey, you pay, then you can open the chests!
• You can't open any more chests, the game is over!
• In such a dangerous world you may need many things. Select something that you like...

[edit] Witch

• Double, double toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble... Making mushroom brew, I am...
• Green is the Medicine of magic, Red is the Medicine of life, and Blue restores both life and Magic. Here have a taste of the medicine of life, tee hee.

[edit] Link: The Faces of Evil

[edit] Link

• Gee, it sure is boring around here!
• How 'bout a kiss, for luck?
• I'm going to fight Glutko!
• I just saved you from Ganon!
• I guess that's worth a kiss, huh?
• I won!
• Golly!

[edit] King Harkninian

• My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!

[edit] Gwonam the Wizard

• (flies in on a magic carpet) Your majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized the Island of Koridai.
• (opens parchment) It is written: only Link can defeat Ganon.
• (does a loop-de-loop on his magic carpet) Squadallah! We're off!
• These are the Faces of Evil. You must conquer each.
• Here is the map! Where do you wish to go?
• Look and see, Goronu.
• As it is written, you, Link, are the hero of Koridai!
• At last, you have the vision to find my house!

[edit] Witch

• (tosses berries into cauldron) Stir the berries in the tub! Let the juices soak the glove! Let Link fight and never cower! For his glove, a glove of power!
• I may be old and ugly... (grabs steam from the pot, throws it in) But I still know a few tricks!

[edit] Morshu the Shopkeeper

• Lamp oil, rope, bombs? You want it? It's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough rupees!

• Sorry, Link. I can't give credit! Come back when you're a little...mmmmm.....richer!

[edit] Ganon

• (appears) In the darkest nightmare hour, when not moon nor sun has risen, I take Zelda through my power. I shall keep her in my prison!
• Join me, Link, and I will make your face the greatest in Koridai! Or else you will die!! (shoves face into screen)
• No! Not into the pit! It buuuuurns! (sealed within the Book of Koridai)

[edit] Goronu the Necromancer

• You can't kill me! No, noo, ooooh... (disintegrates into ash)
• (using necromancy magic on a skeleton) Wake up, sleepy bones! Find the living and cut their vile throats... huh. (skeleton fully animated and armed)
• (takes off hood) I may be hideous, but after a year of being frozen, you will beg to join me, gwa-HUH, HUH...!

[edit] Harlequin the Gambler

• Do you know what it means when you lose your last rupee? Now you work for me! (Uses shoulder mark to turn Koridian into minion) Take him away!
• (appearing) I'd say your chances are a million to none, but let's have fun, anyway! (shoots shoulder ray)
• (appearing) Now you see me, (disappearing) now you don't!
• (Deflates and flies across the room) Aaaaaaaaaaagh! Agh! Lucky Shot!

[edit] Glutko

• Oh goodie! Mashed Link for the main course! (trying to grab Link)
• (after eating a bomb) UH OH!

[edit] Militron the Berserker

• Worthless Koridian, (Koridan leaps onto hand) you must be hardened with fire! (Incinerates Koridian, now an armored minion) Go and kill! (soldier marches forth)
• (breathing fire, sword stance) Feel the fire of war!
• Now, you must die!
• (armor cracks, revealing a little old man in underwear) Oh my goodness, this is awful!

[edit] Lupay the Hypnotiser

• (holds out gemstone) With this ruby, I'll replace your soul. you will obey! (hypnotises Koridian, who then howls and transforms into minion, continues to howl)
• I spy with my eye, someone who must die!
• I will not die! Hooooooooowl! (disappears)

[edit] Ipo the Reader

• I am the reader. Ipo. If you bring me the book of Koridai, I will gladly read the secret verse.
• (opens the Book of Koridai) Listen! Such is the power of the Prince of Darkness that he can kill with a single look! Attacks against Ganon will prove fruitless, unless Link attacks with the sacred book! (closes book)

[edit] Fisherman

• Biggest crab I ever caught! Hehe!
• Keep going, boy. You're doing real well. Once you get rid of Ganon, we can get back to fishing!

[edit] Conversations

(Introduction)
Link: Gee, it sure is boring around here!
King Harkninian: My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon's up to!
Gwonam The Wizard: (flies in on magic carpet) Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized the Island of Koridai.
King Harkninian: Hmmm, how can we help?
Gwonam The Wizard: It is written: "Only Link can defeat Ganon!"
Link: Great, I'll grab my stuff!
Gwonam The Wizard: There is no time, your sword is enough!
Link: (to Zelda) How about a kiss, for luck?!?
Zelda: You've got to be kidding!

Gwonam The Wizard: Squadallah! We're off!
Link: Wow! What are all those heads?
Gwonam the Wizard: These are the Faces of Evil. You must conquer each.
Link: I guess I'd better get going!
Gwonam the Wizard: Here is the map. Where do you wish to go?

Fat guy near Glutko: Where ya headin' partner?
Link: (unsheathing sword) I'm going to fight Glutko!
Fat Guy: Don't fight him! Feed 'im! (munches on drumstick, chews) Somethin' spicy! Know what I mean?

Glutko: Oh gee! I'm simply famished! (reaches out for a Koridian)
Koridian: NO!!
Glutko: (swallows the Koridian whole) Mmmmm! Tastes like a Daira! Perhaps just one more!

Gwonam the Wizard: Well done, Link! Ganon is once again imprisoned. Come. Look! Already Koridai is returning to harmony. The birds are singing. Isn't it beautiful?
Link: Golly!
Gwonam: As it is written, you, Link, are the hero of Koridai!
Link: I guess that's worth a kiss, huh?
Princess Zelda: Ha!
Link: I won!

[edit] Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon

[edit] Zelda

• But father, what if something happens to you?
• Impa!
• Link, go to Gamelon and find my father.
• Wake up Impa; we're going to Gamelon.
• Stop looking at yourself!
• Nothing Link, we were just about to have a feast.

[edit] Link

• Oh BOY! I'm so hungry, I could eat an OCTOROK!
• Yeah! That old Ganon's no match for the king!
• Great! I can't WAIT to bomb some dodongos!

[edit] King Harkninian

• Zelda, Duke Onled is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. I'm going to Gamelon to aid him.
• I'll take the Triforce Of Courage to protect me. If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link.
• Enough! My ship sails in the morning. I wonder what's for dinner....
• You saved me!

[edit] Ganon

• You dare bring light to my lair?! You must die!!
• Argh! The chains! No! You haven't seen the last of me!

[edit] Creepy Fisherman/Blacksmith

• Let's see... (tempers crystal into Zelda's sword a few times) That ought to do it! (Fires a energy beam from sword) Works pretty good!

[edit] Hungry woman

• Darn Moblin have eaten everything! I'd give anything for an Arpagos Egg!
• (cracks the shell open with a knife, yolk pouring onto the frying pan) This'll make a great omelette!(gives Zelda a flute)Here!
  Zelda: (blows a note) Thanks!

[edit] Omfak

• Whatever I see, I shall devour.

[edit] Impa

• Don't worry Zelda, the Triforce of Wisdom promises the King will safely return!
• (Yawning) All right dear! I'll get the Triforce of Wisdom....
• Oh my! It looks like everyone's been taken to Tykogi Tower!
• Oh dear! Wizzrobe has captured Lady Alma!
• Oh dear! Omfak is guarding the shrine!
• Look how your father was captured!

[edit] Three Witches

• Witch 1: We have frozen the Fountain of Life!
  Witch 2: All that remains we have made evil!
  Witch 3 Let's bring the darkness down! (Witches inflict darkness in the Fairy Colony)
• Witch 3: All our lovely evil ruined! NO!! AHHHHAHHHH!!! (Witches disappear)

[edit] Gibdo

• For the dead shall rise! And the living shall become their slaves! She must be stopped!!
• (Zelda throws shroud onto Gibdo) The shroud! NO! Its golden shine! (disappears)

[edit] Link's Awakening

[edit] Text

• Link checked the chest. Wow! This is a nice chest!
• Guess what? You got it for free! Are you proud of yourself?

[edit] Ocarina of Time

See: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

[edit] Majora's Mask

See: The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask

[edit] Oracle of Seasons and Oracle of Ages

[edit] General Onox

• I have found you, Din, Oracle of Seasons.....

[edit] Tingle

• Tingle, Tingle! Kooloo-Limpah!
• I may be 32, but I still believe I am a fairy!

[edit] The Wind Waker

See: The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker

[edit] Four Swords Adventures

[edit] Inscription in Pyramid

• Seek you the world? Seek you power? Does your soul despise peace and thirst for more? Does your soul cry for destruction and conquest? We grant you power to ruin the world. The power of darkness. Evil spirit of magic trident.You are the King of Darkness.

[edit] Ganon

• This was all there was to the wind sorcerer Vaati, eh? Before the Four Sword, you were at your wit's ends. Useless cur! I did not steal enough power from the Hyruleans. My blood boils, heroes! It seethes at the sight of you! I thirst for destruction! For the pure release of rage, the power of wrath! Four Sword or no, my trident will reduce you to nothingness! I'm waiting, you worms!

[edit] Gerudo

• Once every 100 years, a special child is born unto my people. That child is destined to be the mighty guardian of the Gerudo and the desert. But this child, its heart grew twisted with every passing year. The child became a man who hungered for power at any price.

[edit] Zelda

• Link... Link... Can you hear my voice? Swiftly and suddenly, dark clouds covered all of Hyrule. Ominous clouds that filled all those who saw them with fear... A sense of dread swept across the land. Link... Hurry to Hyrule Castle...
• Ganon... this beast was once of the Gerudo... Once human. He was called Ganondorf! King of Darkness, ancient demon reborn. The wielder of the trident!!

[edit] The Minish Cap

[edit] Ezlo

• Urk... Owowow!! I just smacked my hip on something! Well, not my hip... My...whatever it is I have now... My brim? Whatever!
• Hehehe! So, what do you think, Link? Pretty dark and spooky, isn't it? Makes you wanna cry, doesn't it? What? You're...not scared? Well, good! Neither am I! So, um... Come on, let's go...
• Hey, Link, did you ever realize how messy your hair was?

[edit] Hylian Soldiers

• !? The light force! Man. That sounded impressive. If I find it, I'm gonna shout that so loudly!
• By the order of the king, none shall pass. Now! Begone with you!!

[edit] Vaati

• Fool! I... But the Light Force... My power... I had such power...

[edit] Twilight Princess

See: The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

[edit] Other media

[edit] Cartoon

[edit] Link

• (repeated line) Well excuuuuuuuuuse me princess!
• Looking good, princess, especially from this angle!
• Pillow fight!
• Hey, it's been fun, but the other customers are getting impatient!
• Guys, it's been a blast, but you're going home!
• OK, that's better. That's how I like to start a morning.
• My kind of girl--completely crazy!
• I'll take a raincheck on that kiss, princess. Duty calls!
• Lemme go, marblehead! (kicks Armos) Ow, my toes!
• One more zap and you're de-energized, Ganon!
• Ah, a force field ring: just what I always wanted for Christmas!
• Well, excuuuuse me, princess! If I had known you were coming, I would've asked the Moblins to sweep up before I zapped 'em!
• Kiss me princess

[edit] Zelda

• You're sweet, Link. Clumsy, but sweet.
• No, you let my father get captured by Ganon!

[edit] Ganon

• Hyrule, a peaceful kingdom and a beautiful day. Well, that will soon change!
• (throwing phantom punches) No, no, you imbeciles! Get them like this!
• WHERE'S THE TRIFORCE? It's not here! I AM VERY UPSET!!!
• Ahh, Link, that piece of the Triforce is mine, and you and Zelda are now my prisoners.
• Since my teleportation magic is limited to the upper world, I'll have to travel in style.
• That's a zap you won't make Link! Take this!

[edit] Moblin

• This Job always big headache.
• Hold him while I get the Triforce.

[edit] Triforce of Wisdom

• Evil is the path you choose, but evildoers always lose!

[edit] Triforce of Power

• But you're no amateur. You're a pro!

[edit] Amateur magician

• This is my best spell, your highness. It removes the stinkiness from my dirty socks.

[edit] Conversations

• Link: How can I get Zelda to pay more attention to me?
  Spryte: Who cares? She's a snob. You should stick with me.
  Link: Spryte, you're only three inches high!
  Spryte: What, you don't like short girls?
• Zelda: I still wonder where Ganon got that flying unicorn. Beautiful creatures aren't his style...
  Link: We'll ask him when we see him, OK? Now stay quiet and don't touch the statues.
  Zelda: (leaning on Armos's pedestal) Why?
  (Armos comes to life) Link: That's why.
• Link: Nice move. Where did you learn that?
  Kevin: In my high school gym class.
• Link: I could find the tunnel with my eyes clOOOOOOOsed! (falls through the tunnel)
  Zelda: Link!
  Game Boy: Recommend future search with open eyes.
• Gibdo: (as a maiden) Will no handsome hero save me from this three-headed freak?
  Gleeok Right Head: Hey, sis! Watch the insults, will ya?
  Gleeok Left Head: Yeah, that's not in the script.
  Gibdo: I am getting into the part!
• Zelda: Don't you ever whistle at me again!
  Link: I may never whistle again, period.
• Moblin: I'm sorry, Lord Ganon.
  Ganon: You're sorry? YOU'RE SORRY? Blast these incompetent servants
  (Ganon warps right in front of the evil jar next to the moblins)
  Ganon: YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS! That dratted Link is seriously starting to annoy me!
• Ganon: Blast, blast, blast, blast! You idiots bungled it again!
  Moblin: Sorry Ganon.
  Ganon: Not as sorry as you're gonna be!
  (Ganon electrocutes the Moblins)
• Moblin 1: It not our fault, it theirs, stupid little Goriyas!
  Moblin 2: They jumping into the window landed right on top of us
  (Goriyas and Moblins start fighting while Ganon begins to lose his temper and electrocutes them)
  Ganon: Maybe that will shock some sense into you!
• Zelda: Oh, at last I shall have both triforces!
  Ganon: Don't you dare, that triforce is mine! I stole it fair and square, take this!
  (Ganon tries to shock them, forgetting that the magic shield surrounding him blocks and reflects magic and ends up hitting himself)
  Ganon: OW! I keep forgetting I can't do that!
• Zelda: Here's your sword, now lets get out of here before...
  Ganon: You mean before I show up? Prepare to meet your doom you pitiful... Creatures!
• Moblin 1: Take this, and don't drop it!
  Moblin 2: Don't what?
  Moblin 1: Drop it you fool!
  Moblin 2: Well, whatever you say (Drops staff on ground, breaking it)
  Moblin 1: OH! Now I know how Ganon feel.....

[edit] Comics

[edit] Link

• All this for a bottled fish?!
• Fighting with that girl is like arguing with a stone wall!
• You are dismissed, loyal Darknut.
• Maybe a little optimism isn't such a bad idea...
• AAAAARGH!! I've had enough!

[edit] Bagu

• I'm as happy as a well-fed Octorok to finally meet my little buddy's girlfriend!

[edit] Conversation

• Zelda: You'll never win, Ganon! Someday, you will be stopped!
  Ganon: Perhaps! But you will not live to see that day!
• Link: Not so fast, you slimy swine!
  Ganon: Bah! We will do this the hard way then. I'll destroy you and I will level this miserable town! Come, Link! Now is your chance! Attack me! (Link fires from his Sword.) HA! You missed!
  Link: Guess again, pork-breath! I'd love nothing more than stomping your face right now! But fighting it out here would endanger the town! (His shot hits the dam.) Clear the streets, everyone! Run for the hills!
  Ganon: That won't save them! Nothing will save them! I'll destroy you all! I'll-- (gets caught in the flood)
  Link: Actually, I think you'll be leaving! Or should I say 'leaf-ing'?
  Ganon: ARRGH! Not now! I had him! I almost had him!
  Link: Hmm, doesn't look like old pig face is a very strong swimmer.
• Zelda: You have absolutely no class!
  Link: Oh yeah? Well, you wouldn't know a good time if it landed on your head!
  Impa: Children! Children! Stop this bickering! I don't understand why you two even bother going out!
  Link + Zelda: Because we have so much in common!!
• Bagu: [Ganon is] holding my frogs for ransom!
  Link: Why didn't you steal the Triforce before?
  Bagu: Because I knew you were following me. You're lousy at being sneaky!