Legend of Zelda: Other: Comics

• "All this for a bottled fish?!" ~Link
• "I'm as happy as a well-fed Octorok to finally meet my little buddy's girlfriend!" ~Bagu
• "Fighting with that girl is like arguing with a stone wall!" ~Link
• Zelda: You'll never win, Ganon! Someday, you will be stopped!
  Ganon: Perhaps! But you will not live to see that day!
• "You are dismissed, loyal Darknut." ~Link
• Link: Not so fast, you slimy swine!
  Ganon: Bah! We will do this the hard way then. I'll destroy you and I will level this miserable town! Come, Link! Now is your chance! Attack me! (Link fires from his Sword.) HA! You missed!
  Link: Guess again, pork-breath! I'd love nothing more than stomping your face right now! But fighting it out here would endanger the town! (His shot hits the dam.) Clear the streets, everyone! Run for the hills!
  Ganon: That won't save them! Nothing will save them! I'll destroy you all! I'll-- (gets caught in the flood)
  Link: Actually, I think you'll be leaving! Or should I say 'leaf-ing'?
  Ganon: ARRGH! Not now! I had him! I almost had him!
  Link: Hmm, doesn't look like old pig face is a very strong swimmer.
• "Maybe a little optimism isn't such a bad idea..." ~Link
• Zelda: You have absolutely no class!
  Link: Oh yeah? Well, you wouldn't know a good time if it landed on your head!
  Impa: Children! Children! Stop this bickering! I don't understand why you two even bother going out!
  Link + Zelda: Because we have so much in common!!
• "AAAAARGH!! I've had enough!" ~Link
• Bagu: [Ganon is] holding my frogs for ransom!
  Link: Why didn't you steal the Triforce before?
  Bagu: Because I knew you were following me. You're lousy at being sneaky!