Lil Wayne

I'm rare, like Mister Clean with hair. No brake lights on my car rear.

I could get your brains for a bargain, like I bought it from Target cuz dis how I roll yo.

Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr. (born September 27, 1982), better known by his stage name Lil Wayne, is an American rapper. At the age of 9, Carter joined Cash Money Records as the youngest member of the label. His most successful album, Tha Carter III, was released in 2008 and sold over one million copies in the U.S. in its first week of release. It included the number-one single "Lollipop" and won the Grammy Award for Best Rap Album.

Quotes

2000s

Tha Carter II (2005)

• Fresh out the bank, it's the Birdman Junior, money too long. Teachers, put away your rulers.
  • Fireman, written with Bigram Zayas and Matthew DelGiorno.

Tha Carter III (2008)

• A millionaire! I'm a Young Money Millionaire, tougher than Nigerian hair. My criteria, compared to your career? Just isn't fair.
  • "A Milli", written with Shondrae Crawford, Quentin Cook, and C. Hester

• Bitch, I'm the bomb. Like, tick-tick.
  • "Got Money", written with Faheem Najm, Juan Salinas, and Oscar Salinas

• I could get your brains for a bargain, like I bought it from Target. Hip hop is my supermarket; shopping cart full of fake hip hop artists.
  • "Phone Home"

• When I'm at the bottom, she's Hillary Rodham!
  • "Lollipop" (2008).

2010s

Tha Carter IV (2011)

• I pay these niggas with a reality check
• And the weed loud, like a lion's roar.
  • Intro, written with Willie Hodge and Jermaine Preyan

• Now watch me go retarded, yellow short bus.
  • Intro

• Real nigga, nigga proud of what I am
  • Intro

• Knock me I'll knock your face of, life’s a crazy bitch, Grace Jones.
  • Intro

• Imma, blunt blowin, polo draws showin, I don't give a lovely mothafuck ass nigga.
  • Blunt Blowin, written with Bigram Zayas, Matthew Arthur DelGiorno, and Andrew Canton

• If time is money, I'm an hour past paid.
  • Blunt Blowin

• All hail Weezy, call it bad weather
  • Blunt Blowin

• Stunta I got em' I’m back on them bitches!
  • Blunt Blowin

• They say we learn from mistakes, that’s why they mistake me.
  • Blunt Blowin

• Tranquilizer in tha trunk put yo ass to sleep man, Birdman Junior got the world in my wingspan.
  • MegaMan, written with Orville Mcwhinney

• How you niggas want it? have it yo way burger king.
  • MegaMan

• Young Money militia and I am the commissioner. You ain't gotta say Weezy cause the "F" is for finisha.
  • 6 Foot 7 Foot, written with Peter Panky, Jr., Seandrae Crawford, William Attaway, and Irving Burgie

• You talking baby money, I got yo baby money, kidnap yo bitch, get that how much you love yo lady money.
  • It's Good, written with Aubrey Graham, Jason Phillips, Andre Lyon, Marcello Valenzano, B. Pickens, Alan Parsons, and Eric Woolfson

I am not a Human Being II (2013)

• Fuck ya'll with a sick dick semiautomatic no click click.
  • My Homies Still Feat Big Sean

Official Mix tapes

Dedication 2 (2006)

• Wayne's getting money like Damon & Keenan. Try and take it from me and I'm aiming and beaming. Banging and leaving. Stains on the cement.
  • They Still Like Me

• Money on my mind, Money money on my mental.
  • Get 'Em

• Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite, Jackson Five, little Mike.
  • SportsCenter

• Big money for the grill, so I'm never cheap talking.
  • Weezy's Ambitionz

• I don't even write. Pause, un-pause this. So keep your bitch ass lines, inside the margin.
  • Weezy's Ambitionz

Da Drought 3 (2007)

• They cannot see me, they are like Stevie.
  • Upgrade

• Big stacks, my pockets on creatine.
  • Upgrade

• I'm so motherfucking high I could eat a star.
  • Upgrade

• Top peeled back like the skin of a potato.
  • Upgrade

• Seat way back listening to Anita Baker, Riding by myself smoking weed by the acre.
  • Upgrade

• Leave it to the flow we gettin' dough like a bakery, I don't really want to but these niggas makin' me, Put a motherfucker on ice like the Maple Leafs, That’s a hockey team and I ain’t on no hockey team
  • Upgrade
• Ridin drop top in the winter with the heat on
  • Upgrade

• Money gives me life like a man with a gavel.
  • King Kong

• I’m strapped at home, strapped when I travel I pop my trunk and make these bitches spread like cattle.
  • King Kong

• The judge is a bitch,the jury suck dick,I'm a east side Blood and I don't smoke that Crip.
  • Back on My Grizzy

• Carter in the office,Take notes when I'm talkin',Smooth as a cruise boat floats when I'm walkin'.
  • Back on My Grizzy

The Leak (2007)

• I know the game is crazy. It's more crazy then it’s ever been. I'm married to that crazy bitch, call me Kevin Federline.
  • I'm Me, written with L. Mollings, J. Mollings

• The only time I'll wear Depends is when I'm 70 years old. That's when I can't hold my shit within so I shit on myself, 'cuz I'm so sick and tired of shittin' on everybody else.
  • I'm Me

• Un-fuckin-believable. Lil' Wayne's the president. Fuck 'em, fuck 'em, fuck 'em, even if they celibate!
  • I'm Me

• Yo, money over bitches, my niggas trust my senses, and I will take on that shit as the Lord is my witness! And you all have witnessed, but I have not finished. So keep your mouth closed and let your eyes listen.
  • I'm Me

• Mel Gibson flow, Lethal Weapon, 'book 'em Danny!'
  • I'm Me

• I'm running this, and I can jump the hurdles. I feel like I'm racing a bunch of little turtles. I keep a bandanna like the Ninja Turtles. I'm like a turtle when I sip the purple.
  • Kush

• Buck 60 on the dash, Imma to do two. Captain Crunch these niggas is Froot Loop. That's why your girl wanna fuck me and my group too. And Imma make her back it up like shoop shoop. I'm the Birdman Junior I gotta do Coups. I hop out that mother fucker hollering 'Soo Woo!'
  • Kush

• All this ice got me feelin like a polar bear.
  • Kush

• Misunderstood ain’t got to be explained but you don’t understand me so let me explain, stood in the heat the flame the snow, please slow down hurricane, the wind blows my dreads swang, he had hair like wool like Wayne uhh, droppin ashes in da bible I shake them out and they fall on da rifle, scary hale Mary no tale fairy all really very extraordinary.
  • Misunderstood/Don't Get It

No Ceilings (2009)

• Weezy F. Baby, the F is for forensics.
  • Wasted

• From start to finish, the same Wayne, okay you doin yo thang, but thangs change.
  • Wasted

• It's Young Money baby, we the fucking greatest, we done put them other niggas on a hiatus.
  • Wasted

• Hollygrove shit I'm on my Hollygrove shit, lookin for a bad bitch I give her dinosaur dick.
  • Break Up

• Back in this bitch but a lot more rich, on my poppa bear shit, need hot porridge.
  • Watch My Shoes

• Gun on the waistline, leave you in the wasteland.
  • Watch My Shoes

• Hammer in the Louie Duff, take a nigga bitch, she gave me brain till I knew enough.
  • Oh Let’s Do It

• Lock the CEO up, and I'm the CEO Fuck, prison in February and I ain't in no rush.
  • Oh Let’s Do It

• Take a nigga bitch she ride my dick like she's cycling. Now she can’t walk, run, or jump like white men.
  • Oh Let’s Do It

• Versatile as fuck I switch it up like Dennis Rodman dome.
  • Oh Let’s Do It

Sorry 4 the Wait (2011)

• Out on bail work on the scale, put some change on your head, boy you on sale
  • Tunechi's back

• All black fo' fo' do you want foplay?
  • Grove Street Party

• Ain't nobody fuckin with me, first degree murder you can get your degree muthafucka
  • Sorry 4 tha wait

Dedication 4 (2012)

• Uh, bitch I’m not old news, I’m more like gold shoes
  She eat my whole dick, she like Whole Foods
  • Green Ranger (featuring J. Cole)
• It's YMCMB the fuckin alpha and omega
  The Presidential Double R I call it Ronald Reagan
  • So Dedicated
• I beg your pardon I egg your noggin got nina up in my glove compartment.
  I'm Tunechi, I do me, smoke doobies, tote uzi's
  • Same Damn Tune
• Choppa knock yo face off, black shades Ray Charles
  I got bars nigga and it's happy hour
  • Cashed Out
• Tunchi in this bitch everybody should be worried
  It's okay if you turn up just don't turn off my lightyears
  • No Worries Feat Detail
• I threw some bad bitches on my private jet, if they don't wanna fuck give em parachutes
  • Mercy Feat Nicki Manaj

Interviews

• The bad news is I’m an epileptic. I’m prone to seizures. This isn’t my first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh seizure. I’ve had a bunch of seizures, ya’ll just never hear about them. But this time it got real bad ’cause I had three of them in a row and on the third one, my heart rate went down to like 30 percent. Basically, I could’ve died, so that is why it was so serious....But the reason being for the seizures is just plain stress, no rest, overworking myself. That’s just typical me though.
  • Lil Wayne Gives First Post-Hospital Interview, Reveals "I'm Epileptic" (March 29, 2013)

Guest appearances

• Stomp a nigga ass out in these numbah 4 Jorndans
  • Bottles and Rockin J's Game Featuring DJ Khaled, Busta Rhymes, Rick Ross, Fabolous, Lil Wayne, and Teyana Taylor
• I got a scope on the barrel thats a hammer with a camera
  • Bottles and Rockin J's Game Featuring DJ Khaled, Busta Rhymes, Rick Ross, Fabolous, Lil Wayne, and Teyana Taylor

Misattributed

• If you care about what people think you'll never live.
  • This quotation is commonly attributed to Carter, but actually appeared on social networking websites, with no clear author.

Quotes about Carter

• Lil' Wayne's thanking God is equivalent to a strip club patron thanking God for providing women to objectify and dehumanize, or a prostitute thanking God that she has the ability to destroy her dignity to pay bills.
  • Anthony B. Bradley, "Hip Hop’s Delusional God-Talk" (7 July 2008), Catholic Exchange

• I'm feeling, you know? Lil Wayne, Young Jeezy. You dig, what I'm saying? I love T.I., Ludacris. You know what I'm saying? I'm feeling cats like that, that take time to go in the studio and really write something.
  • Tracy L. Marrow, "Ice-T Owns Soulja Boy" (June 2008), YouTube