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Lil Wayne (born Dwayne Michael Carter in 1982) is an American, Grammy-winning rapper and president of the Cash Money Records label and Young Money Entertainment. He claims to be the "best rapper alive" in a song by that name.


Contents

[edit] Albums

[edit] Tha Carter III (2008)

  • "Get on my level you can't get on my level. You will need a space shuttle or a ladder that's forever."
    • "3 Peat"
  • "Swallow my words. Taste my thoughts. And if it's too nasty, spit it back at me!."
    • "3 Peat"
  • "I do this shit for my click like Adam Sandler. I control hip-hop and I'ma keep it on my channel"
    • "3 Peat"
  • "I might go crazy on these niggas. I dont give a motherfuck. Run up in a nigga's house and shoot his grandmother up! What? What? I don't give a motherfuck! Get your baby kidnapped and your baby mother fucked!"
    • "3 Peat"
  • "Bounce right back on them bitches, like magic, abracadabra, I'm up like Viagra! heavy duty shit, for my click like Adam Sandler, I control Hip-Hop and I'ma keep it on my channel."
    • "3 Peat"
  • "Watch me, but they cannot see me like Hitler, it's the New Orleans nightmare, money so old, it's growin' white hair."
    • "3 Peat"
  • "I told my girl if she fuck me, better fuck me good. 'Cause if another girl could, she gon' fuck me good.
    • "3 Peat"
  • "What's up killa man, stop bringin up my past"
    • Mr. Carter
  • "I got Summer hatin' on me cause I'm hotter than the sun. Spring hatin' on me cause I ain't never sprung. Winter hatin' on me cause I'm colder than ya'll. And I wil never, I will never, I will never Fall."
    • Mr. Carter
  • "Blind eyes could look at me and see the truth. Wonder if Stevie do? But I'ma leave it to God, not Beaver, neither you. 'Cuz I'ma murder Y, kill O and even U."
  • "I been in and out the bank, bitch! While ya'll asshole niggas been on the same shit...I flush 'em, and watch 'em go down the drain quick! Two words you will never hear: "Wayne quit!" 'Cuz Wayne win, and they lose...I call them April Babies, cause they fools!"
  • "Who that said they gonna' beat Lil Wayne? My name ain't BIC, but I keep that flame."
  • "Through the pencil and leak, on the sheet of the tablet in my mind, 'cuz I don't write shit cause I ain't got time. 'Cuz my seconds, minutes, hours, go to the all mighty dollar."
  • "I go by them goon rules if you can't beat 'em then you pop 'em, you can't man 'em then you mop 'em, you can't stand 'em then you drop 'em, you pop 'em cause we pop 'em like Orville Redenbacher!"
  • "Call me what you want, bitch, call me on my Sidekick, never answer when it's private. Damn, I hate a shy bitch!"
  • "I be the shit, now you got loose bowels!"
  • "Like, it's nothing, to a big dog, and I'm a Great Dane, I wear eight chains! I mean so much ice, they yell, "Skate Wayne!" She wanna fuck Weezy, but she wanna rape Wayne! And I'ma let her!"
  • "Okay, it's Young Wayne on them hoes, AKA Mr. Make-It-Rain on them hoes!"
  • "Everybody say, "Mr. Rainman, can we have a rainy day?" Bring a umbrella, please bring a umbrella. Ella, ella, ella, eh..."
  • "Bitch, I'm the bomb like...tick tick..."
  • "Swagger tighter then a yeast infection. Fly go hard like geese erection."
    • "Dr. Carter"
  • "I don't rap fast, I rap slow. 'Cuz I mean every letter in the words in the sentence of my quotes."
    • "Dr. Carter"
  • "Welcome back, Hip-Hop, I saved your life!"
    • "Dr. Carter"
  • "We are not the same I am a Martian..."
    • "Phone Home"
  • "Hip-hop is my supermarket. Shopping cart full of fake hip-hop artists!"
    • "Phone Home"
  • "They don't make 'em like me no more, Matter fact, they never made it like me before."
    • "Phone Home"
  • "I'm rare, like Mr. Clean with hair."
    • "Phone Home"
  • "Some say tragedy is hard to get over, but sometimes that tragedy means it's over, soulja."
    • "Tie My Hands"
  • "I am the best rapper alive! And I will eat you alive! Think I’m lying?"
    • "Let The Beat Build"
  • "You ain’t a soldier, ask Uncle Sam! Hair nappy like Pam."
    • "Let The Beat Build"
  • "Suck my dick with red lipstick and don’t let it smear."
    • "Let The Beat Build"
  • "Lil' mama had a swag like mine, she even wear her hair down her back like mine, I make her feel right when its wrong like lyin'!"
  • "Shawty said the nigga that she with ain't shit. Shawty said the nigga that she with ain't this. Shawty said the nigga that she with can't hit. Well, shawty, I'ma hit it, hit it like I can't miss! And he can't do this and he don't do that. Shawty need a refund. Need ta bring that nigga back! Just like a refund, I make her bring that ass back, and she bring that ass back...because I like that!"
  • "Mama always told me I was crazy. My hoes say I'm amazing, but I don't listen to a lady. But the bitch say I'm hot, and I say, "No, bitch, I'm blazin'!" Like what the fuck do you expect, I'm a muthafuckin' cajun!"
    • "Playing With Fire"
  • "I feel caged in my mind, it's like my flows doin' time."
    • "Playing With Fire"
  • "I sticks it where ever she asks me, after she licks it. That's too explicit...well, why you listenin'?"
    • "Playing With Fire"
  • "I get better with time like a watch. Osh-kosh-be-gosh, Posh Spice's husband couldn't kick it like I kick it, bitch! I kicks it."
    • "Playing With Fire"
  • "[I'm] married to the game, divorced the cathedral..."
    • "Playing With Fire"
  • "Get you, 3-4 get you! Like da number after 1, I'ma get me 2! It's Weezy F U! Now you gotta have a baby!"
    • "You Ain't Got Nuthin"
  • "Got paper like a fax machine. Asaneen. Damn, I mean asinine. I'm Dappa Don. After thine there will be non, damn I mean there will be none! I will be one, of da greatest things you ever felt, you ever seen or heard..."
    • "You Ain't Got Nuthin"
  • "I know you don't understand 'cuz you thought Lil' Wayne is Weezy, but Weezy is Wayne..."
    • "Don't Get It (Misunderstood)"
  • "Excuse my French, emotion, and my passion, but I wear my heart on my sleeve like it's the new fashion."
    • "Don't Get It (Misunderstood)"
  • "I just wanna act like a porno flickin' actor! I Anita Bake her now she caught up in the rapture! I got so much chips, I swear they call me Hewlett Packard. I got so much chips, you can have a bag if you're a snacker. Greedy motha-fudge-cake, now tell me how that fudge taste."
  • "And then my diamonds are in choir, because they singin' from off my chain."
  • "If that woman wanna cut, then tell her I am Mr. Ointment. Tell her make an appointment with Mr. I-Can't-Make-An-Appointment, take my lollipop and enjoy it!"
  • "I flushed out the feeling of, me being the shit, 'cuz I was leaving skid marks on everywhere I sit."
  • "iPod ya girlfriend and she say I got great sex. Safe sex is great sex. Better wear a latex! 'Cuz you don't want that late text. That 'I think I'm late' text! So wrap it up."
  • "Wittier than comedy, nigger write a parody. But i aint tellin jokes... ... apparently"
    • La La

[edit] Tha Carter II (2005)

  • "I shoot niggaz in the mouth boy pucker up, sweet succotash gee golly what the fuck"
    • Weezy Baby"
  • "I'm gettin them Benjamins can serve like the Wimbledon"
    • "Weezy Baby"
  • "If we talkin bout money baby now we talkin"
    • Money On My Mind

[edit] 500 Degreez (2002)

  • "That's why I keep the platinum blingin every diamond is like a nice size, I help people with problems look on the bright side."
    • "Fo Sheezy"
  • "Got a good game honestly so respect the youngen, got your girl undercover like a detective woman."
    • "Fo Sheezy"
  • "Hey you got to get high and go low for me. It's Cash Money, Young Money, never noooo money."
    • "Gangstas and Pimps"
  • "And you'll never see a tooth without a diamond on it. This is game at its finest homie, peep it."
    • "Gangstas and Pimps"

[edit] Lights Out (2000)

  • "Let's talk about this ice that I'm carryin, all these carrots like I'm a fucking vegetarian"
    • "Shine"

[edit] Official Mixtapes

[edit] Da Drought 3 (2007)

  • "How come every joint be on point like a harpoon, how come every bar stand strong like a barstool, how come every line is so raw you gon' snort two?"

"Straight up out that Claborne nigga, just ask Liz" -I'm Raw

"Hair to the fuckin back, call that shit Rosa Parks." -I'm Raw

""

  • "They cannot see me, they are like Stevie."
    • "Upgrade" (Track 3)
  • "I don't really want to but these niggaz making me, put a motherfucker on ice like the Maple Leafs."
    • "Upgrade" (Track 3)
  • "Even deaf bitches say "hi" to me, she tell a blind bitch and she say "I gotta see."
    • "Upgrade" (Track 3)
  • "I'm a monster, every day is halloween"
    • "Upgrade" (Track 3)
  • "They tell me dont get high, and I should try to make a living, I tell em' imma hustler and I'd rather make killing"
    • "Sky Is The Limit" (Track 5)
  • "I'm a g and you ain't gotta know the alphabet to see."
    • "Sky Is The Limit" (Track 5)
  • "You don't wanna fuck with a solider. Use you head before I take it off your shoulder."
    • "Sky Is The Limit" (Track 5)
  • "And when I was five, my favorite movie was The Gremlins. Ain't got shit to do with this, but just thought that I should mention."
    • "Sky Is the Limit" (Track 5)
  • "I'm a beast, I'm a dog I should rap with a muzzle. Peyton Manning flow, I just go, no huddle. Baby girl getting straight dick no cuddle. You know I'm out this world I just bought a space shuttle."
    • "Throw Some Keys" (Track 6)
  • "And these hoes starting to be like fleas on my shit. Yellow white diamonds call them cheese on my grits. You niggaz ain't ballin'. Real talk! You niggaz can't guard me, too niggas can't guard me, you lookin at Jordan."
    • "Throw Some Keys" (Trwck 6)
  • "I'm a certified gangster. Haters make me nauseous. The money makes me anxious. Listen how my words are poetic like Langston. Dreads down my back like I come straight from Kingston. But I come from [[w:Hollygrove|Hollygrove], 17 Danger Zone. So many C Notes I could sing a song. T-Top coop looking like a thong. Your girl on my dick treats it like a bone. I don't wanna be right if getting high is wrong. My eyes so low I look like im from Hong-Kong."
    • "Throw Some Keys" (Track 6)
  • "I am a vegetarian, I only eat beats, wear a lot of carrots and I smoke the best greens. No beef in my grocery bag. Just a whole bunch of swishers and a can whoop ass. I strapped like a book bag so anyone of y'all can come on and get a foot tag."
    • "Throw Some Keys" (Track 6)
  • "Cool shorts and by Kobey's on. Looking slicker than the lane that you're bowling on. If they ain't tell you I'm the shit then they told you wrong. Bitch, I'm bubbling like soda foam."
    • "Throw Some Keys" (Track 6)
  • "Damn right, I kiss my daddy. I think they pissed at how rich my dad is. But I'm his kid, I stunt with my daddy. Call Miss Lee, she with my daddy. So diss me and don't diss my daddy. 'Cuz who was there when no one wasn't? Just my daddy! Who was there when I needed money? Just my daddy! So who will be there when I see the money? Just my daddy! Hello hip-hop I'm home, it's your daddy."
    • "We Taking Over" (Track 7)
  • "I must be Lebron James if he's Jordan. No, I want rings for my performance."
    • "Dough Is What I Got" (Track 10)
  • "That white widow weed in the jar is a must. If you give me a cigar then a cigar I bust. Put that white widow weed in the cigar and puff. Look ma, I'm just trying to make a porno staring us. Well not just us, a couple foreign sluts."
    • "Top Back" (Track 11)
  • "I advance my flow, and they must like that. They like it so much they say they write that. Barking at the dog but I don't bite back. I ain't CPR I ain't bringing their life back."
    • "Blooded (Disk 2 Track 2)
  • "If it ain't about money I go...nowhere I'm nailed to the floor. Money controls where I go. It is the sail to my boat."
    • "Live from 504" (Disk 2 Track 3 )
  • "I keep something in the trunk, like an elephant. Bet you remember it, like an elephant."
    • "Forever" (Disk 2 Track 6)

[edit] Dedication 2 (2007)

  • "Wayne's getting money like Damon & Keenan. Try and take it from me and I'm aiming and beaming. Banging and leaving. Stains on the cement."
    • "They still like me" (Track 3)
  • "Hop out that new Ferrari with that little horse on the side, yeah."
    • "Get Em"
  • "Money on my mind. Money money on my mental"
    • "Get Em"
  • "Big money for the grill, so I'm never cheap talking."
    • "Weezy's Ambitionz" (Track 25 (Bonus))
  • "I don't even write. Pause, un-pause this. So keep your bitch ass lines, inside the margin."
    • "Weezy's Ambitionz" (Track 25 (Bonus))
  • "Awaited on my turn to burn can I get a light? Little dog, bigger bite. Jackson Five, little Mike."
    • "SportsCenter"

[edit] Tha Leak/Carter 3 (Original) (2007-2008)

  • "I'm running this, and I can jump the hurdles. I feel like I'm racing a bunch of little turtles. I keep a bandanna like the Ninja Turtles. I'm like a turtle when I sip the purple."
    • "Smoke That Kush"
  • "Buck 60 on the dash, I'ma to do two. Captain Crunch these niggaS is Froot Loops. That's why your girl wanna fuck me and my group too. And I'ma make her back it up like shoop shoop. I'm the Birdman Junior I gotta do Coups. I hop out that mother fucker hollering 'Soo Whoop!'"
    • "Smoke That Kush"
  • "All this ice got me feelin like a polar bear"
    • "Smoke That Kush"
  • "I know the game is crazy. It's more crazy then its ever been. I'm married to that crazy bitch, call me Kevin Federline."
    • "I'm Me"
  • "The only time I'll wear depend is when I'm 70 years old. That's when I can't hold my shit within so I shit on myself, 'cuz I'm so sick and tired of shittin' on everybody else."
    • "I'm Me"
  • "Un-fuckin-believable! Lil' Wayne's the president. Fuck 'em, fuck 'em, fuck 'em, even if they celibate!"
    • "I'm Me"
  • "Yo, money over bitches. My niggas trust my senses, and I will take on that shit as the Lord is my witness! And you all have witnessed, but I have not finished. So keep your mouth closed and let your eyes listen."
    • "I'm Me"
  • "Never entertaining suckers with the hating business. I'm on a yacht playing table tennis."
    • "I'm a Beast"

[edit] No Ceilings (2009)

  • "Take a nigga bitch she ride my dick like she's cycling. Now she cant walk, run, or jump like white men."
    • Oh Lets Do It

""

  • "Ha Ha Hollygrove shit I'm on my Hollygrove shit, lookin for a bad bitch I give her dinosaur dick."
    • "Break Up"
  • "Its Young Money baby, we the fucking greatest. We done put them other niggers on a hiatus."
    • "Wasted"

[edit] Guest Appearances

  • "Mean mug, like I cant smile. Like my grill didn't cost me a hundred thou'"
    • 100 Million
  • "That's why I drive alone down memory lane, so if I crash I hope ya'll remember Wayne!"
    • "Bye Bye" Remix
  • "1, 2, 3 wait 4 4 makes 8, 9 times out of 10 its 11 or a 12 guage. Friday the 13th thats the day that hell raise, But you boys 2 week like 14 days."
    • "Damn I'm Cold
  • "Um...When I grow up, I want to be, exactly like me, me! M-E, moi!
    • "When I Grow Up" Remix
  • "I'm fly as hell. Swagger right. Brown skin poppin' like dynamite. Raw like China White."
  • "My ice is Albino white. I hope your vagina tight. I go under water and I hope your piranha bite! Ha ha!"
    • "Turnin' Me On"
  • "Now call me Wayne, girl. You just an earthling, you ain't never been to Wayne's World."
    • "Turnin' Me On"
  • "Shawty, I'm the shit and that's the only thing you smell around me. Weezy F Baby! Don't forget the "F" around me. And if you do, then get the "F" from round me...you turn me off!"
    • "Turnin' Me On"
  • "Hip-hop ain't dead it just had a heart attack. But you see I keep it pumping. Yeah I got that hard back, so just call me Little Carter, or little cardiac..."
    • "Last of a Dying Breed (Move the Crowd)"
  • "Some one could throw me a suprise party for every rhyme. Everytime I do it, I do it dirty like slime. For the dirty and fine...Hip Hop I'm alive!"
    • "Last of a Dying Breed (Move the Crowd)"
  • "So I will be drivin' like Ricky Bobby. It's my prerogative like Whitney's Bobby!"
    • "Throw It Up"
  • "I'm skating on blades like Sidney Crosby. That's hockey."
    • "Throw It Up"
  • "Nigga you a pussy, hope ya got nine lives!"
    • "9MM"
  • "I'm a pill popping animal...Syrup sippin' nigga! I'm so high you couldn't reach me with a fucking antenna! You fucking with this man, you can be this man's dinner!"
    • "9MM"
  • "I got a girl, you wanna meet her? Her name is nine millimeter!"
    • "9MM"
  • "Fuck what you heard like my dick against your eardrum. Swagger so sharp weezy where you get the spear from "
    • "Breaktime"
  • "Bitch, make me rich. If not, make me cum then make me grits, bitch "
    • "Rep Ma Hood"
  • "They say I couldn't play football I was too small. They said I couldn't play basketball I wasn't tall. They say I couldn't play baseball at all. And now every day of my life, I ball."
    • "Luxury Tax"
  • "I eat your meal too, we dont feel you. And we be strappin up like the navy seals do. You sweet as banana split every time we peel through. Fresher than Will Smith and uncle Phil too."
    • Maybach Music 2
  • "And I'll take probation, I dont want that T.I. and Vick vacation. Private plane, pick location. I'm going to the bank to make a big donation."
    • "Ignant Shit"
  • "I'm so high I could vomit on a commit."
    • "Ignant Shit"
  • "My mind shines even when my thoughts seem dark, Pistol on my side you dont wanna hear that thing talk."
    • "Forever"
  • "I would prefer that you would just call me Weezy, Eastside gangsta And, I be runnin' this shit like the Flanker Blackcard Banker, hanker in the backpocket And I wear them skinny jeans, So you see my fat wallet."
    • "Pretty Brown Eyes"
  • "That's right I'm a big shot. Call me little cannonball, Mister get up in your girl. I'm out like some ambrosial."
    • "Pretty Brown Eyes"
  • "Hip hop president, Aint my girl eloquent? Don't she got more junk in her trunk than an elephant."
    • "Pretty Brown Eyes"
  • "Nigga I'm an animal. Watch me eye examin you, but I swear that you my flannel no."
    • "Pretty Brown Eyes"
  • "Hey baby, my name ain't important, uh, for now you can call me the martian."
    • "Beep"

[edit] Interviews

Playboy Dirty Dozen: Have you ever recorded a song while having sex?
Lil' Wayne: I've gotten head before while I was doing it, but now that I can sing, I could really pull one off now. It was on a mix-tape or something and it was called "Your Baby Blue." My concentration was terrible. I never took so long on a song, boy! It was a lot of takes. Some of them was on purpose, of course--I was messing up on purpose so she could stay down more!

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