Lilo & Stitch

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Lilo & Stitch is a 2002 animated film and the forty-first film in the Disney animated feature canon.

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[edit] Jumba

  • [Captain Gantu calls him an "idiot scientist"] I prefer to be called "evil genius"!
  • So, tell me, my little one-eyed one... on what poor, pitiful, defenseless planet has my monstrosity been unleashed?
  • [As Stitch hides behind Lilo to avoid getting shot] Using that little girl for a shield! [at Stitch] THIS IS LOW EVEN FOR YOU!!!
  • [After being washed up on rocks, following an attempt to capture Stitch in which his scuba tank was bitten open] Ugh... Little monster!
  • [After narrowly missing Pleakley with a thrown weapon] You always get in way!
  • I'll tear him apart with all both my hands!
  • Now come quietly and we will take you apart. No, no, no, no, don't, don't run! Don't run!
  • Hah! But that would be irresponsible! ...And unethical! I would never, ever... ...make... more than one.

[edit] Lilo

  • [happily, while talking on the phone to Cobra Bubbles] Oh good, my dog found the chainsaw.
  • [After shaking up a pickle jar stuffed with spoon voodoo dolls] ...My friends need to be punished.
  • This is you, and this is your badness level. It's unusually high for someone your size. [In reference to the drawn picture of Stitch colored in with mostly red]
  • [on the phone] Hello, Cobra Bubbles? Aliens are attacking my house.
  • [At an animal shelter, while the other animals are hiding from Stitch in the rafters] Hello? Hello?! Are there any animals in here?
  • [calmly] Pudge controls the weather.

[edit] Stitch

  • Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind, or forgotten.
  • [While the crashed by hit holding a blue Volkswagen Beetle protecting himself] Blue punch buggy! [hits Jumba for pained with the Beetle by spluttering in section] No punch-back! [Throws the Beetle at him with horn honks]
  • This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little, and broken, but still good. [smiles] Yeah - still good.
  • [first words] Meega nala quista! [laughs maniacally]
  • [While lifting Gantu's arm off of him] Also cute and fluffy!

[edit] Others

  • Capt. Gantu: [After being bitten by Stitch] Does this look infected to you?
  • Myrtle Edmunds: [After being bitten by Lilo] Does this look infected to you?
  • Grand Council Woman: [Referring to Jumba and Pleakly] Don't let those two on my ship.

[edit] Dialogues

Gantu: What is that monstrosity?
Jumba: Monstrosity? What you see before you is the first of a new species. I call it Experiment 626. He is fire-proof, bullet-proof, and can think faster than super computer. He can see in the dark, and move objects three thousand times his size. His only instinct...to destroy everything he touches! [laughs maniacally]
Grand Councilwoman: So it is a monster.
Jumba: Eh, just a little one.
[In Jumba's cell after Stitch has escaped]
Jumba: [chuckles] He got away?
Grand Councilwoman: I'm sure this comes as no surprise to you.
Jumba: I designed this creature for to be unstoppable.
Grand Councilwoman: Which is precisely why you must now bring him back.
Jumba: What? Me?
Grand Councilwoman: And to reward you, we are willing to trade your freedom for his capture.
Jumba: [sighs] 626 will not come easily...Maybe direct hit from plasma-cannon might stun him long enough to--
Grand Councilwoman: Plasma-cannon granted.
Cobra Bubbles: [reaching down to shake hands with Lilo] Nice to meet you.
Lilo: [tilting her head as if to read something] Your knuckles say ‘Cobra.’ [Cobra Bubbles withdraws his hand] ’Cobra Bubbles.’ You don’t look like a social worker.
Cobra Bubbles: I’m a special classification.
Lilo: Did you ever kill anyone?
Cobra Bubbles: [frowning] We’re getting off the subject.
Lilo: [sounding slightly bored, speaking in response to Nani’s pantomiming behind Cobra] I’m adjusted. I eat four food groups and look both ways when crossing the street. And I take long naps... [Nani clenches a fist in a 'Doing well' sign] - and get disciplined?
[Nani cringes]
Cobra Bubbles: Disciplined?
[Lilo continues, with Nani silently getting more and more frantic]
Lilo: Yeah, she disciplines me real good. Sometimes five times a day. With bricks.
Cobra Bubbles: Bricks?
Lilo: Uh-huh. In a pillowcase.
Lilo: [trying to push Nani out of her room] Can't you go any faster?!
Nani: [leaning back] Oh, no! Gravity is increasing on me!
Lilo: No, it's not!
Nani: It is too, Lilo. The same thing happened yesterday.
Lilo: [he falls to the Nani] You rotten sister butt is crushing me, why do you act so WEIRD?! [slam the door]
Pleakley: Oh, great! He's loose!
Jumba: His destructive programing is taking effect. He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities where he will block up sewers, reverse street signs and steal everyone's left shoe.
Lilo: It's nice to live on an island with no large cities.
Stitch: [gasp] GAAAHHH! [falls to the ground and begins convulsing and making frantic noises, possibly swearing in his language]
Lilo: Are you okay?
Jumba: Come on, what's the big deal? [pulls a rack of plates off the wall to throw at Stitch]
Stitch: Ingatish miska!
Jumba: I'll put you back together again! I will make you taller...and not so fluffy!
Stitch: I like fluffy!
Pleakey: No... No... No-oooooo!!
Stitch: Yu Porma dissy!
Jumba: Aw, leave my mother out of this!
Council Woman: [to Stitch] Show us there something inside you that is good.
Stitch: [coughs] Meega nala quista!
Audience: [gasps]
Council Woman: So naughty!
Jumba: I didn't teach him that!
Stitch: Ohana means family. Family means...
Nani: "Nobody gets left behind".
Stitch: Or forgotten. Yeah. [to Jumba] Hey! Jumbu-ki jabbi!
Jumba: WHAAAAT?! After all you put me through, you expect me to help you just like that?! JUST LIKE THAT?!?
Stitch: Ih.
[Slight pause]
Jumba: Fine!
Pleakley: 'Fine'? You're doing what he says?!
Jumba: Uh, he is...very persuasive.
Pleakley: PERSUASIVE?!
Pleakley: [sarcastically] Oh good! I was hoping to add theft, endangerment, and insanity to my list of things I did today!
Jumba: Ha ha! You too?
[Stitch chuckles]
Stitch: ALOHA!
Capt. Gantu: You're vile! You're foul! You're FLAWED! [smashes hand on Stitch]
Stitch: [lifts it back up] Also cute and fluffy!
Lilo: You came back.
Stitch: Nobody gets left behind.
Lilo: Did you lose your job because of Stitch and me?
Nani: Nah, the manager's a vampire. He wanted me to join his Legion of the Undead.
Lilo: [to herself] I knew it.
Nani: You are such a pain!
Lilo: Then why don't you sell me and buy a rabbit instead?!
Nani: At least a rabbit would behave better than you!
Lilo: Go ahead, then you'll be happy because it'll be smarter than me, too!
Nani: And quieter!
Lilo: You'll like it 'cause it's stinky like you!
[slams it shut]
Nani: [freaking out] Go to your room!
Lilo: [door opens] I'm already in my room! [slams the door again]
Nani: [he picks up the pillow] Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!
Lilo: [he picks up the pillow] Aaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!
Nani: Hey... no! Look at him, Lilo, he's obivously mutated from something else, we have to take him back!
Lilo: [Nani is getting rid of Stitch] He was an orphan and we adopted him, what about Ohana?!
Nani: He hasn't been here that long!
Lilo: Neither have I, Dad said Ohana means family! [Nani stops] Ohana means family. Family means...
Nani: ...nobody gets left behind.
Lilo: Or...?
Nani: ...or forgotten - I know, I know. I hate it when you use Ohana against me.
Dance instructor: Stop, stop. Lilo, why are you all wet?
Lilo: It's sandwich day. [sighs] Every Thursday I bring Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich.
Dance Instructor: Pudge is a fish...?
Lilo: [continues] But today we were out of peanut butter. I asked my sister what to give him and she said a tuna sandwich! I can't give Pudge tuna! [whispers] Do you know what tuna is?
Dance Instructor: Umm...fish?
Lilo: [in yells] It's fish, if I gave Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination. I'm late because I had to go to the store, to get some peanut butter, 'cause all we have, is-is stinking tuna--!
Dance Instructor: Lilo. Why is this so important?
Lilo: Pudge controls the weather.
Myrtle: You're crazy.
[Furious, Lilo attacks her.]
[Nani and Lilo are at an animal shelter looking for a pet dog.]
Nani: [to shelter worker] We're looking for something that can defend itself... something that won't die, something sturdy, you know?
Lilo: Like a lobster!
Nani: Lilo, you lolo. Do we have a lobster door? No. We have a dog door. We are getting a dog!
Shelter Worker: [talking to Nani] Oh, yes. Mm-hmm. All of our dogs are adoptable.
[Sees Lilo coming out of the kennels with Stitch]
Shelter Worker: ...EXCEPT THAT ONE!
[Nani runs to grab Lilo away from Stitch.]
Nani: What is that thing?!
Shelter worker: A dog, I think! But it was dead this morning.
Nani: It was dead this morning?!
Shelter worker: Well, we thought it was dead. It was hit by a truck.
Lilo: I like him!
[Nani and Lilo are in the process of adopting Stitch from the animal shelter.]
Shelter Worker: You'll have to think of a name for him.
Lilo: His name is...Stitch.
Shelter Worker: Now, that's not a real name... [Nani frantically mimes to the effect of "don't say that"] ...in Iceland! But here it's a good name. Stitch it is.
Lilo: David! I got a new dog!
David: You sure it's a dog?
Lilo: Uh-huh. He used to be a collie before he got ran over.
[David has just asked Nani out and Nani refused.]
Lilo: Don't worry. She likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary.
David: [hopefully] She thinks it's fancy?
[Stich has bitten Pleakley's head.]
Pleakley: [in disguise as a woman] All is well. Please, go about your business. I'm okay.
Nani: Oh, your head looks swollen.
Jumba: Actually, she's just ugly.
Nani: Why didn't you wait at school? You were supposed to wait there! Lilo! Do you not understand?! Do you want to be taken away? Answer me!
Lilo: No!
Nani: No, you don't understand?
Lilo: No!
Nani: No, what?!
Lilo: NO-OOO!!!
[Nani push down and Lilo crying]
[Stitch grabs Jumba's plasma cannon.]
Stitch: Ha!
[Jumba shoves a carrot in the barrel before it can go off.]
Jumba: [sternly] You shouldn't play with guns.
Stitch: Ah, okay. [passes the cannon to Jumba]
Jumba: Thank you. [realises it is overloading, and throws it back to Stitch] Oh, uh...I just remembered: it's your birthday! Happy birthday!
Stitch: [hurriedly passes it back to Jumba] Er, merry Christmas!
Jumba: It's not Christmas! [passes it back to Stitch]
Stitch: [throws it back Jumba] Happy Hanukkah!
[Pleakley has Lilo over his shoulder and is running for the door.]
Lilo: We're leaving Stitch?
Pleakley: Trust me, this is not going to end well!
[Jumba and Stitch continue to pass the ever expanding cannon back and forth]
Jumba: 1 potato!
Stitch: 2 potato!
Jumba: 3 potato!
Stitch: Four!
Jumba: 5 potato!
Stitch: 6 potato!
Jumba: 7 potato, more!
Stitch: My.
Jumba: Mother.
Stitch: Told.
Jumba: Me.
Stitch: You.
Jumba: Are.
Stitch: It. [looks sad]
Jumba: [has the cannon] Ha! I win! [house explosion by Lilo & Pleakey runaway]
Grand Council Women: (To Cobra) Hm...You look familiar.
Cobra Bubbles: Roswell, 1973.
Grand Concil Woman: Oh yes...You had hair back then.
Cobra Bubbles: In case you're wondering this did not go well, you'll have 3 days to change my mind.
[close the door and Nani's fight]
Lilo: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!! Aaaahh--!! Blaaah!
Nani: Ew, Lilo!
Lilo: [Alternate after himself Jumba's death by Volkswagen hasn't returned.] They want my dog!
Pleakey: There's NO need to alert the authorites, we have everything under control!
Cobra Bubbles: Lilo, who was that?
Lilo: Oh good, my dog found the chainsaw.
Cobra Bubbles: Lilo, don't hang...!
Jumba: [he never stopped me by Stitch] Aha, look what I find... get restraints! Ow, take that, hurry!
Pleakey: Uh, hold still, just a... oooooooh! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
[Nani gasps till rescue himself by Nani smacks by Stitch to pick up your pink lemon thrash out and Pleakey coughs.]
Nani: Well, who wants to work at this stupid, fakey luau anyway, c'mon, Lilo...

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