Lisa Simpson
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Lisa Simpson is one of the main characters in the animated television series The Simpsons.
[edit] Quotations
- Do you have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?
- (talking about christianity while reasoning with people who believe that a human skeleton unearthed with wings is an angel) I just think angels are a fantasy. You can either accept science and face reality, or you can believe in angels and live in a childish dreamworld.
- I'm no theologian. I don't know who or what God is. All I know is he's more powerful than Mom and Dad put together.
- (playing hockey goalie): Milhouse, knock him down if he's in your way! Jimbo, go for the face! Ralph Wiggum lost his shin guards! Hack the bone! Hack the bone!
- Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon.
- Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.
- Relax? I can't relax! Nor can I yield, relent, or... Only two synonyms? Oh my God, I'm losing my perspicacity!
- If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room.
- Are we there yet?
- [After Bart gets sprayed by a skunk, and rubs the smell off on Lisa's sweater] Just ten more years! Just ten more years! Just ten more years!
- [Upon seeing Homer's mother for the first time] It's like something out of Dickens or...Melrose Place.
- I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!
- Oh yeah I got my mojo workin now.
- Because of the Xanax, I’m not overanxious about being a Simpson anymore. I am a little anxious about being on Xanax, but the Zoloft covers that nicely.
- BART!
- Prayer... the last refuge of a scoundrel. (Said while spying on Bart as he kneels praying at his bedside, in season 2, episode 14,titled "Bart Gets an F").
