Little Giants
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Little Giants is a 1994 family comedy movie, starring Rick Moranis and Ed O'Neill as brothers in a small Ohio town, coaching rival Pee-Wee Football teams.
- Written by James Ferguson, Robert Shallcross, Tommy Swerdlow, and Michael Goldberg. Directed by Duwayne Dunham.
[edit] Dialogue
- Spike: Who's Spike's lead blocker?
- Danny O'Shea: The Icebox
- Spike: Where's he at?
- Icebox: Right here.
- Spike: Is Spike mistaken, aren't you... a girl?
- Icebox: Gee, good eye.
- Spike: Spike don't play with girls
- Danny O'Shea: She's pretty good, Spike.
- Spike: Spike don't care, didn't you hear? Spike don't play with...
- [Icebox hits Spike with ball]
- Icebox: I can tackle anything, anytime, anywhere got that?
- Spike: Look you berzerko Barbie doll, when you mess with Spike, you mess with death.
- Icebox: You can talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?
- Spike: Try me!
- Icebox: I will!
- Spike: LET'S GO!!
- Icebox: RIGHT NOW!!
- Jake "Berminator" Berman: SOMEBODY CALL 911!!!
- Jake "Berminator" Berman: I use these for acid indigestion.
- Teammate: What are we going to use them for?
- Jake: Intimidation.
- Rudy "Gasman" Zolteck: We never get picked anything. Life stinks!
- Rasheed "Hot Hands" Hanon: Yeah, there goes my shot at the pros. I'm gonna have to be a senator.
- Rudy "Gasman" Zolteck: Here's a kiss for Murphy and for Patterson and Briggs too. [Farts loudly]
- "Rad Tad" Simpson: [Laughing]
- Rasheed "Hot Hands" Hanon: Whoo! Whoo!
[As Spike's been transferred to the Cowboys]
- Rudy "Gasman" Zolteck: Great, now they have Spike.
- Jake "Berminator" Berman: And we got nothing.
- "Rad Tad" Simpson: We got us.
- Rasheed "Hot Hands" Hanon: Yeah! We stink!
- "Rad Tad" Simpson: 'Cause you can't catch, Hot Hands.
- Rudy "Gasman": At least he can walk, Crush-Jerk.
- "Rad Tad" Simpson: Hey Zolteck, have another Pop-Tart!
- Rasheed "Hot Hands" Hanon: Yeah, FARTBOY! I'll bet you can get your big mouth WIDE ebough!
- Danny O'Shea: Okay, guys, that's enough.
- Junior Floyd: Yeah, coach's right. Break it up.
- Rudy "Gasman" Zolteck: Oh, shut up, Junior! You're so good, it makes us sick!
- Junior Floyd: [Pause] Don't want me to play? No problemo. I'm outta here. [Leaves]
- Icebox: Nice work! If it wasn't for him, we wouldn't even have a team.
- Marcus, the kicker: Hey, if it wasn't for him, maybe you'd stop droolin and played a little more football!
- Little Giants: YEAH!
- "Rad Tad" Simpson: Why can't we all just play together?
- Rasheed "Hot Hands" Hanon: Oh, shut up, dipstick! You're probably the main reason Spike quit!
- Rudy "Gasman" Zolteck: Yeah, quit ballin' you big BABY!
- "Rad Tad" Simpson: I can cry whenever I want! It's a free country! I can even do THIS!! [kicks Zolteck's leg]
- Rudy "Gasman" Zolteck: OW!! OW!!
[Coach O'Shea drops his mouth in shock]
- Marcus, the kicker: [Impressed] Nice KICK!
[Giants walks away]
- Danny O'Shea: Guys, practice isn't over yet.
- Little Giants: WHO CARES?!?!?!
[edit] External links
- Little Giants quotes at the Internet Movie Database
- Little Giants at Rotten Tomatoes
