Live Free or Die Hard

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NYPD officer John McClane face a gang of Virtual Terrorists trying to cause a "fire sale" thus threatening to bring the United States to its knees through widespread chaos and fear.

Yippee Ki Yay Mo - John 6:27 (taglines)
Directed by Len Wiseman. Written by Roderick Thorp (screenplay), Mark Bomback (story), David Marconi (story) and Mark Bomback (screenplay).

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[edit] John McClane

  • Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker [partially cut in theatrical version]
  • [Rand is jumping between walls in the cooling column] Damn hamster!
  • Hold still, spider-boy!
  • I'm going to go get my daughter and kill this guy.
  • That's gonna wake the neighbours.
  • Just another day in paradise.
  • Yeah I just saw it. I did it.
  • All right, thats enough of this kung-fu shit!
  • [mocking his boss] "Can't be a uniform John!" [to bystander] Get over to a wall sir!, [continues mocking] "Feds called in a favor! All you got to do is go pick up a kid (groans) in Jersey and drive him down to D.C." How hard can that be, Huh? Can't be that hard, No, can it? No, gotta be a senior detective!
  • Thing like a traffic jam, throwing a car at me's gonna stop me?
  • I know I'm not as smart as you guys at all this computer shit. But, hey... I'm still alive, ain't I? I mean, you've GOT to be running out of bad guys by now, right? Huh? Gabriel? Honestly, you can tell me. I mean, how does that work? Got some kind of service or something? Some kind of 800 number? 1-800-HENCHMEN? Oh, you know what? I bet you're still on hold with, "Can I get another dead Asian hooker bitch over here right away?"
  • Do you know what you get for being a hero? Nothing! You get shot at. Pat on the back, blah blah blah. That a boy! You get divorced... Your wife can't remember your last name, kids don't want to talk to you... You get to eat a lot of meals by yourself. Trust me kid, nobody wants to be that guy. [I do this] because there is nobody else to do it right now. Believe me if there was somebody else to do it, I would let them do it. There's not, so [I'm] doing it. That's what makes you that guy."
  • Oh, this is a bad fuckin' idea.
  • [Climbing the SUV] Let's just talk about this for one second [Mai punches him]
  • [choking Mai with chains] There, that's not too tight is it?
  • Command center? [laughs] It's a basement!

[edit] Thomas Gabriel

  • [to Farrell] We are leaving in three minutes. You have one.
  • [to Trey] Don't ever hesitate like that again.
  • [to McClane] I'm doing the Country a favour... But the question is, is the Country willing to pay for it?
  • [to McClane] What's the matter - cat got your tongue?
  • [after discovering that the Warlock was hacking into his network] Fat bastard.
  • [Last Words] On your tombstone, it should say "Always at the wrong place at the wrong time."
  • [to McClane] You have no idea of what can I do, and what am I capable of.

[edit] The Warlock

  • Why'd you bring a cop into my command center?
  • Thomas Gabriel's the guy who shut down NORAD with a laptop just to prove a point, and you think I'm scared of you?

[edit] Others

  • Mrs Kaludias:Freddy get the fuck up here!

[edit] Dialogue

[Lucy McClane has just shot Emerson, Gabriel's henchman, in the foot with his own gun]
Thomas Gabriel: [to Emerson] Jesus Christ! You've got her?
[Emerson nods yes]
Thomas Gabriel: You're sure?
[from the theatrical version]
Matt Farrell: You just killed a helicopter with a car!
John McClane: I was out of bullets.
[from the unrated version]
Matt Farrell: You just killed a helicopter with a car!
John McClane: Hundreds of thousands of people die from car accidents every year. That was just, like, four more.
[Farrell has a bullet wound in his leg after being shot]
John McClane: Hey, chicks dig scars.
[Farrell looks at McClane's daughter, Lucy]
John McClane: Not that one.
Thomas Gabriel: [probing a gunshot wound in McClane's shoulder with his gun] On your tombstone, it should say "Always at the wrong place at the wrong time."
John McClane: How about... [grunts] Yippee-ki-yay... motherfucker?! [grabs the gun and fires it through himself and into Gabriel]
John McClane: Ah, bullshit! It's always about the money!
Thomas Gabriel: What I shouldn't get paid for my work? I'm working my ass off here, John!
John McClane: Just sit tight asshole, I got a check for you!
Matt Farrell: What's the plan?
John McClane: Find Lucy and kill everyone else.
[Video footage of presidential speech excerpts created by Gabriel's team begins]
John F. Kennedy: My fellow Americans,
Ronald Reagan: It is time to...
Harry Truman: strike...
George W. Bush: ...fear...
George H. W. Bush: ...into...
Franklin Roosevelt: ...the minds of...
George W. Bush: ...the citizenry.
Molina: It's an unauthorized broadcast.
[footage continuing]
John F. Kennedy: Ask not what your country can do...
George W. Bush: ...to avert...
Bill Clinton: ...this...
Jimmy Carter: ...crisis. the answer is...
Harry Truman: ...nothing whatsoever.
George W. Bush: Our military...
Ronald Reagan: ...strength...
Richard Nixon: ...is...
Ronald Reagan: ...in...
Bill Clinton: ...this...
George W. Bush: ...case...
Franklin Roosevelt: ...useless.
George H. W. Bush: Read my lips,
Ronald Reagan: ...the...
George W. Bush: ...great...
Jimmy Carter: ...confident...
Richard Nixon: ...roar...
George W. Bush: ...of...
Ronald Reagan: ...the American...
Ronald Reagan: ...progress...
Lyndon B. Johnson: ...and...
Gerald Ford: ...growth...
George W. Bush: ...has...
Franklin Roosevelt: ...come...
Harry Truman: ...to...
Richard Nixon: an end.
George W. Bush: All the...
Harry Truman: vital...
Bill Clinton: technology...
Richard Nixon: that...
George W. Bush: this...
Lyndon B. Johnson: ...nation...
Gerald Ford: ...holds...
Franklin Roosevelt: ...dear,
John F. Kennedy: all...
Bill Clinton: ...communication,
Gerald Ford: ...transportation,
Bill Clinton: ...the Internet,
Bill Clinton: ...connectivity,
George W. Bush: ...electrical,
George W. Bush: ...power,
John F. Kennedy: ...critical,
Bill Clinton: ...utilities.
Lyndon B. Johnson: Their...
Ronald Reagan: ...fate...
George W. Bush: ...now...
Franklin Roosevelt: ...rests...
Ronald Reagan: ...in...
Richard Nixon: ...our...
George W. Bush: ...hands.
George W. Bush: We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail.
Molina: I don't know how they're getting in.
[footage continuing]
George W. Bush: Thank you,
Richard Nixon: and a...
George W. Bush: ...happy...
George W. Bush: Independence Day...
Dwight D. Eisenhower: ...to everyone.
[footage ends]
Casper: That was creepy.
Trey: I tried to find more Nixon.
Thomas Gabriel: Mai talk to me. What's going on?
John McClane: Mai? Oh yeah, little Asian chick, likes to kick people? I don't think she's going to be talking to anyone for a very long time. Last time I saw her, she was at the bottom of an elevator shaft with an SUV rammed up her ass.
Mrs Kaludias: Frederick, didn't you hear me?
Warlock: All Baltimore heard you, Ma!
John McClane: [Checking out a Boba Fett stand-up poster] Nice poster.
Warlock: What, like you a big fan of the Fett?
John McClane: No. I was always more of a "Star Wars" guy.
Agent Johnson: Special Agent Johnson, We'll take the sedan.
John McClane: Agent Johnson?
Agent Johnson: That's right. This way please.
John McClane: [under his breath] Great... (This is a reference to the original Die Hard, which featured a running gag about two unrelated special agents named Johnson.)
Thomas Gabriel: McClane? I thought I killed you already.
John McClane: I get that sometimes.

[edit] Taglines

Yippee Ki Yay Mo - John 6:27

[edit] Cast

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