Lixion Avila

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Dr. Lixion Avila is a meteorologist at the National Hurricane Center who is known for making humorous statements in advisories on tropical cyclones.

Quotes[edit]

  • After considerable and sometimes animated in-house discussion of the demise of Ivan...
  • There are no clear reasons, and I am not going to make one up, to explain the recent strengthening of Epsilon.
    • On Epsilon's longetivity:
  • I heard that before about Epsilon... haven't you?
    • On Epsilon's longetivity
  • Since neither I nor the [forecast] models are good enough to precisely know if Ernesto will have an intensity of 64 knots at landfall...which is the border between hurricane and tropical storm intensity and 4 knots above the forecast...a hurricane watch has been issued for a portion of the coast.
  • If some of the dynamical models have their way...Juliette could meet her less-than-Shakespearean demise sooner than indicated in the official forecast.
  • Bertha HAS to weaken and begin to become extratropical...famous last words.

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