Louis CK

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Louis CK (1967–) is an American stand-up comedian, who has been active since 1985.

[edit] Sourced

• I'd like to name my kid a whole phrase, you know, something like 'Ladies and Gentlemen'. That'll be a cool name for a kid. "This is my son, Ladies and Gentlemen"... Then when he gets out of hand I get to go "Ladies and Gentlemen, please!"
  • http://youtube.com/watch?v=4u2ZsoYWwJA

• They charged me 15 dollars. That's how much it costs to only have 20 dollars.
  • http://youtube.com/watch?v=rpaCQKJpE9k
  • On being broke.

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• How many advantages can one person have? I'm a white man!
• I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing.
• Last week I got a flu that I caught, 'cause my daughter coughed... into my mouth.

[edit] External links

• www.louisck.net