MTV Movie Awards Reloaded
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MTV Movie Awards Reloaded or MTV: Reloaded, is a short parody film made in 2003 for the 2003 MTV Movie Awards. Half of the film is made by Tenth Planet Productions, and the other half is archival footage from the The Matrix Reloaded, which was released in theaters at that time. The unedited version is on the DVD version of The Matrix Reloaded.
[edit] Dialogue
- Will Ferrell as The Architect: Hello, I've been waiting for you three.
- Neo: Who are you?
- Justin Timberlake: Yeah, who are you?
- Will Ferrell as The Architect: I am the Architect. But please call me Larry.
- Seann William Scott: Hey Larry.
- Justin Timberlake: Larry!
- Will Ferrell as The Architect: I created the Matrix and several popular video games, including Kubert and Dip Duck.
- Justin Timberlake: [To Seann] Do you remember that?
- Seann William Scott: Yeah.
- Will Ferrell as The Architect: I didnt create Frogger, but I came up with the name for it. Can you believe they wanted to call it High way crossing frog.
- Sean William Scott: That is so lame.
- Will Ferrell as The Architect: I know, it's the lamest thing I've ever heard of. High way crossing frog.
- Neo: Why am I here?
- Seann William Scott: Yeah why are we here?
- Will Ferrell as The Architect: Is there an echo in here. [repeats it] The MTV Movie Awards are a systemic anomaly inherit to the programming of the Matrix. Although the transport process has altered your consciousness, you irrevecably remain human. Ergo, concordedly, veesa vee. You know what I have no idea what the hell I'm saying, I thought it would make me sound cool.
- Neo: You havent answered my question.
- Will Ferrell as The Architect: Feeling a little vulnerable right now, so you need to chill out. Can you do that, I appreciate that, thank you. Now originally Neo was the chosen one to host the show, but hosting is a full time commitment and he's been a little distracted lately.
- Neo: Trinity.
- Will Ferrell as The Architect: [To Seann and Justin] See what I'm talking about. [To Neo] That's why I brought in Seann and Justin, because you my friend are comepletely pussy whipped!
[Justin and Seann laugh]
- Neo: Bull shit!
- Will Ferrell as The Architect: Watch the sass, captain sassy pants.
- Seann William Scott: Yeah your kinda spazzing out dude.
- Neo: You havent answered my question.
- Will Ferrell as The Architect: Yes I did. You see what I...
- Neo: [repeats it again] You havent answered my question.
- Will Ferrell as The Architect: I'm trying, you just need to let me talk.
- Neo: Why am I here?
- Will Ferrell as The Architect: [getting annoyed] Will you shut up!
- Neo: You won't let it...
- Will Ferrell as The Architect: [shouts] NO YOU WON'T LET IT! I'M THE ONE WHO TALKS. KEEP MOUTHS SHUT! EARS OPEN!
- Neo: You haven't ans....
- Will Ferrell as The Architect: [angrily] You do not want to see me get out of this chair! ERGO, OPEN YOUR YAPPER ONE MORE TIME AND I'M GONNA ARCHITECT A WORLD OF PAIN ALL OVER YOUR CANDY ASS! ERGO! VEESA VEE! CONCORDEDLY!
- Neo: If I were you.
- Will Ferrell as The Architect: Bite your tongue. Bite it!
- Neo: I hope we never meet again.
- Will Ferrell as The Architect: Why did you say that, I told you to shut up. I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!
[Jumps at Neo and they both smash through the door]
[edit] Cast
- Justin Timberlake - Himself.
- Seann William Scott - Himself.
- Andy Dick - Zion Dancer
- Randall Duk Kim - Keymaker
- Wanda Sykes - Oracle
- Will Ferrell - The Architect
- Keanu Reeves - Neo (Archive Footage)
- Laurence Fishburne - Morpheus (Archive Footage)
- Carrie-Ann Moss - Trinity (Archive Footage, On a TV Screen)
