Make It or Break It
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Make It or Break It is a American television drama series that focuses on the lives of teen gymnasts who strive to make it to the Olympic Games. Josie Loren plays girly Kaylie Cruz, Cassie Scerbo plays scheming Lauren Tanner, Chelsea Hobbs plays new-comer Emily Kmetko, and Ayla Kell plays determined Payson Keeler. Also starring Neil Jackson, Candance Cameron Bure, and Nicole Anderson.
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[edit] Season 1
[edit] Pilot [1.1]
- Kaylie: Great. I look like a butterball. I am turning into Mary freaking Lou.
- Lauren: Sorry, I'm addicted to breakfast biscuts!
- Lauren: I thought Jesus was your boyfriend
- Lauren: Is that hooker her mother?
- Payson: Wait a minute! Wait a damn minute! I did everything right. Everything I Haven't had a weekend off my whole childhood! And now my coach just leaves? Now?
- Mrs. Keeler: Pay, it's gonna be okay..
- Payson: No, it's not okay, Mom! What the hell is happening?! I did everything right!
- Kaylie: Holy sizzle. She has a shot at the top three!
- Mr. Tanner: That's the girl you were telling me about? The one they found on a playground?
- Lauren Tanner: Fresno? What kind of gyms are in Fresno?
- Emily Kmetko: Actually, I was working out at the Y..
- Kaylie Cruz: My dad will kill you. No, like blood and cops and teddy bears and candles on the sidewalk kill you.
- Mrs. Keeler: Are you ready? Pay?
- Becca Keeler: She can't hear you. She's "visualizing."
- Emily: (to the team doctor) Get out of my way, or you'll have to deal with my mother!
- Chloe Kmetko: I'd get out of her way...
- Kim Keeler: Here comes Lauren on the beam.
- Mark Keeler: Is she as good as they say?
- Kim Keeler: No one should be able to do what she does on four inches of wood.
(Mark Keeler chuckles knowingly)
- Chloe Kmetko': (to Emily) I know I'm not going to win Mom of the Year, but you know I love you, right?
- Lauren: Daddy! Your secretary's here!
- Summer: Oh! Executive assistant.
- Lauren: Whatever...
(Lauren sneers at Emily's leotard)
- Lauren: So, you don't have any endorsements yet...for clothes?
- Emily: Not yet, but maybe after Nationals.
- Lauren: Someone's cocky!
[edit] Where's Marty [1.2]
- Ms. Kmetko:Where are my resumés?
- Brian Kmetko: You mean the ones that are practically glowing in the dark?
- Payson: Are you Marty? Do you have three Olympic gold medals? Then leave me. The hell. Alone.
- Lauren (to her dad): Oh, please. You're banging your secretary?
- Summer: Executive Assistant!
- Steve Tanner: And I'm not, you know, "banging" anybody. Summer and I have discovered that we have real.. feelings for each other.
- Lauren: When? When did you discover these "feelings"?
- Summer: Six months ago.
- Lauren: Could you be more of a cliché? And you? (addresses Summer) I had you pegged for a gold-digger back on our Cabo trip. Way to take notes in a tankini!
- Leo Cruz: Fresno?
- Emily: Yeah, didn't you know it's the gymnastics capital of the world?
- Denver Gymnast 1: (about Lauren on beam) Man, is she good!
- Denver Gymnast 2: Yeah. But I hear she's a bitch.
- Carter Anderson: Who puts a phone in the laundry room? Your family is nuts.
- Razor: You should probably go. I think your mom is going into the drive-through the wrong way... in reverse.
- Ronnie Cruz: I don't remember saying anything about children.. I only bought so much shrimp dip.
- Chloe Kmetko: I think people are intimidated by me. I mean, my nails are good, like Lady Gaga-good, and my look is flawless!
- Becca Keeler; I'd kiss Nick Jonas, I'd marry Joe Jonas, and I'd kill Kellie Parker.
- Payson: Why? Why would you kill Kellie Parker?
- Becca: 'Cause she's better than you on vault.
- Kaylie: Why wouldn't you just let Payson beat her? Wouldn't that be more fun?
- Payson: And less prison time, eh?
- Becca: Who would you kiss, Pay?
- Payson: I don't know... Barack Obama.
- Leo Cruz: I'll drive them home.
- Becca Keeler: Awesome!
[edit] Blowing Off Steam [1.3]
- Kaylie: We have to find a better means of communication than a communal bucket of chalk!
- Kaylie: I swear, if my father doesn't find a real coach soon, I'm going to join the carnival.
- Emily: Well, then we're going to need work permits, tattoos and gypsy names.
- Sasha Belov: You think I left England to compete in Romania because I want money? Who do I look like, David Beckham?
- Steve Tanner: Yes, actually, you kinda do.
- Leo Cruz: Boys are after four things at a kegger: Brew, booty, more booty, and even more brew!
- Leo Cruz: He's pressuring you?
- Kaylie: No, no, he's super supportive and totally under stands I'm not ready to have sex.
(Leo grimaces)
- Kaylie: Too much information...
- Chloe Kmetko: Did your sister get back yet?
- Brian Kmetko: Yeah, she's been in the bathroom for like hours.
- Chloe: Honey, is everything okay?
- Emily: (muffled) Just a minute!
- Chloe: Oh my god, did you get your period?
- Lauren: How much of a Christian can she be? The woman wears Dolce & Gabanna!
- Lauren: (to waiter) Hey- wanna get lucky? (hands him her special charm bracelet, which she has just learned came from Summer, not her dad) Give this to your girlfriend!
- Leo: How many beers did she have?
- Emily: I don't know... How much does it take for a 90 lb girl to get drunk?
- Leo: So... one.
- Emily: At least two.
- Payson: Maybe even three.
- Kaylie: I can't concentrate with you yelling and this is not a toothpaste commercial!
- Payson(about Lauren): If someone doesn't hold me back she's gonna get my heel up her bleached blond head.
- Kaylie: I'm not holding you back...
- Payson: It's Sasha Belov. What is there to discuss? This is awesome.
- Kaylie: Not if Lauren is a part of the package.
- Payson: Who cares? It's Sasha Belov.
- Kaylie: I care. Whatever happened to your foot upside her head?
- Payson: Kaylie. It's Sasha Belov!
- Kaylie: Does the man speak?
[edit] Sunday, Bloody Sasha, Sunday [1.4]
- Lauren: (to Summer's pastor) What are you, e-Harmony?!
- Lauren: I don't get it. Why are we here?
- Sasha Belov: Well, neither do I, I thought you all wanted to be exceptional. I thought you wanted to be Olympic gymnasts, but apparently I was wrong. Apparently, you're the kind of teenagers who want to go to parties and get drunk so hey- let's get stupid!
- Sasha: Did you know- a sheep's so dumb that if the lead sheep jumps off a cliff, the rest will follow- Maa-aa-aa!
- Sasha: By burning your resentments towards each other, we can start over. But first, I'll read them aloud!
- Payson's Resentments: I resent that no one trains as hard as I do or wants this as much as I do. I also resent that Sasha doesn't seem to realize I'm better than everyone else.
- Kaylie's Resentments: I resent that my best friend tried to get me kicked out of the gym and that she won't believe I'm not dating Carter.
- Lauren's Resentments: I resent that my friends, who I've known and trained with for ten years, didn't stand up for me when Miss Trailer-Trash showed up and knocked me out of third place, which only happened because I had a bad day, not because she's better than me because she has no technique and no consistency and will tank at Nationals next week!
- Emily's Resentments: I resent that no one has made me feel welcome.
- Kim Keeler: What is that?
- Sasha: My house. It's just to live in it, what did you think?
- Kim: You're gonna live in the parking lot?
- Sasha: I prefer a short commute.
[edit] Like Mother, Like Daughter, Like Supermodel [1.05]
- Chloe: Emily, think: What would Carrie Bradshaw do?
- Sasha: This sport is about more than perfection and athleticism. It's about grace and beauty, as well.
- Chloe: (about Sasha) That's the new coach?! He is one hot crumpet!
[edit] Between a Rock and a Hard Place [1.06]
- Payson: Nationals are three weeks away. I don't have time to be nervous.
- Lauren: I can't believe Denver has Kelly Parker now. We're screwed.
- Emily: Is she as full of herself as she comes off in interviews?
- Kaylie: She's worse.
- Payson: (to her mother) Don't you get it?! I'm not trying out for the cheerleading squad, I'm trying to get to the Olympics!
- Payson: Injuries are a part of the sport. I know when I can push through them, and when I can't.
[edit] Run, Emily, Run [1.07]
- Sasha: You have an amazing talent inside of you, Emily Kmetko, but you won't be able to find it on your own.
- Chloe: Oh, honey, you know how men are: they like to beat on their chests and do their Tarzan yell; it makes them feel better. Then later, usually at night, they realize that they need us...sorry, that took a wrong turn somewhere.
- Emily: This is a bad idea. A bad, bad idea!
- Damon: If "bad" you mean "badass/kickass", you're welcome.
- Emily: We could get arrested.
- Damon: No risk, no reward. Worst case scenario, you're the first person in your family to do hard time.
- Emily: Third, actually.
- Damon: The more I find out about you, Kmetko, the more I find intriguing.
- Emily [to Damon]: You can pick locks?!
- Damon: Yeah, while you were learning backflips and cartwheels, guess what I was doing?
- Emily: Your father must be so proud...
- Damon: Who do you think taught me?
[edit] All's Fair In Love, War and Gymnastics [1.08]
- Emily: I'm showing Sasha my new floor routine today.
- Chloe: (under her breath) I'd sure like to "floor" him with my routine...
- Emily: Classical's not really my style.
- Sasha: You're not picking out music for your MySpace page, Kmetko.
- Ronnie [to Kaylie]: I bought these at that health food store downtown: gluten-free, fat-free, sugar-free!
- Kaylie: Congratulations. You bought flavor-free cupcakes.
- Ronnie: We need a drink! Wine or vodka?
- Ronnie and Chloe: (together) Vodka.
[edit] Where's Kaylie? [1.09]
- Sasha: (to Carter) It has come to my attention that you have had an inappropriate relationship with one of my gymnasts. My source didn't reveal the name of the girl, so I'm going to ask you: who is she?
- Sasha: It's easy to be gracious when you think no one can touch you.
- Emily: (to Chloe) You can screw up your life all you want, but you are done screwing up mine!
- Payson: I can't just give up my dream of going to the Olympics! It's everything I ever wanted. It's my entire life. It's everything I am.
[edit] All That Glitters [1.10]
- Lauren (holding up Kelly Parker's gym bag): Guess whose? I got that dweeb at the front desk to slip me her key, then I waited until she and her little devil worshippers left for dinner. ...So?
- Kaylie: We have like 5 minutes until lights out.
- Emily: Then we'd better hurry. (To Payson and Kaylie) Come on you two! (The girls run out of the room and into the hallway, where they are stopped by Sasha coming out of his room)
- Sasha: Ladies...
- Payson, Emily, Kaylie, and Lauren: Hey... Hi...
- Sasha: Would you mind telling me where you're going? In your pyjamas?
- Emily: We're just going to the gift shop for magazines... And toiletries...
- Sasha: Toiletries?
- Emily: Tampons... (Sasha looks very embarrassed and awkward) I swear as team captain that I will have us all back by lights out.
- Sasha: OK. (Girls turn to leave with Lauren still hiding Kelly Parker's bag behind her back) Girls... One more thing. (They all stop with their backs to him) What's in the bag?
- Emily: ...Kelly Parker's head?
- Sasha: ...Carry on.
I had sex and I may be pregnant what should I do?
[edit] Follow The Leader [1.12]
[edit] California Girls [1.13]
[edit] Are We Having Fun Yet? [1.14]
[edit] Loves Me, Loves Me Not [1.15]
[edit] Save the Last Dance[1.16]
[edit] Hope and Faith [1.17]
[edit] The Great Wall [1.18]
[edit] The Only Thing We Have to Fear... [1.19]
- Lauren (to Kaylie about embarrassing moments): At least I didn't lose a tenth of a point for pulling my Leo out of my butt crack during my routine!
- Summer Van Horne: Most of these are from Ellen Beale's. "Please return, urgent, very urgent, you better blank blank call me!"
- Damon Young: (to Carter Anderson) So, you were dating the nice brunette one, then you hooked up with the bossy blonde one, and now you're back with the first one?
