Maxxie Oliver
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Maxxie Oliver is a fictional character from the teen drama Skins.
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Season 1 [edit]
Tony [edit]
- Maxxie: I've gotta get these moves ready. Y'know, for the show
- Tony: Do they have tap dancing in Death of a Salesman?
- Maxxie: It needs a number. I've always said that.
Jal [edit]
[All the guys at the table are staring at Jal's breasts]
- Jal Fazer: [to Maxxie] You're gay!
- Maxxie Oliver: Yeah... I mean, yeah.
Sid [edit]
[Maxxie's wearing devil horns]
- Cassie: Wow, Maxxie, you look all horny.
- Maxxie: You can tell?
- Chris Miles: Yo! Last night, man. Cool. Total blast. Everything you could ever want from an evening. Songs, choirgirls, colourful costumes, fellatio... Rabbits...
- Maxxie: Rabbits?
- Chris Miles: Don't ask, man.
- Maxxie: Go on. Give her one. That would be so bad.
- Anwar: I bet she bangs like a ferret on acid.
Maxxie and Anwar [edit]
- Tony: What happened?
- Maxxie: Anwar's just switched about me being... y'know
- Tony: Blonde?
- Maxxie: No!
- Tony: Short?
- Maxxie: Gay!
- Tony: [pause] Shall I give you head?
- Maxxie: What?
- Tony: [grins] Cheer you up
- Maxxie: For fuck's sake! You're supposed to be my friend Tony and I come in here with a problem, okay?
[Tony kisses Maxxie]
- Maxxie: You fuck
- Tony: We're in Russia! I wanna try something new
- Maxxie: I'm, not a hobby Tony. You're not taking up canoeing here
- Tony: I've been canoeing
- Maxxie: What about Michelle?
- Tony: Loves canoeing
- Sid Jenkins: All right, Maxx?
- Maxxie: No.
- Tony: Why?
- Maxxie: Well, Anwar's decided to become a Muslim.
- Sid Jenkins: What, like, more Muslim than he was already?
- Maxxie: A bit more Muslim, yeah.
[after Tony goes down on Maxxie]
- Maxxie: Tony... we finally found something you're not actually good at.
- Tony: What?
- Maxxie: Good night, Tony. I'll find somewhere else to sleep.
- Tony: What?
- Anwar: You tried to save my life.
- Maxxie: Well I am fuckin' drunk.
- Maxxie: What the fuck?
- Anwar: What?
- Maxxie: Bad mood comfy jim jams?
- Anwar: What? You try living with a 45 year old Pakistani woman.
- Maxxie: It's religion Anwar. It's just stuff. You don't have to believe in it.
- Anwar: But where does that leave me? I'm a Muslim boy. I don't get to choose.
- Maxxie: But where does that leave us?
Michelle [edit]
- Maxxie: I got off with Tony on the Russia trip. I only did it because I fell out with Anwar when he said he hated gays. So I got upset and Tony said he'd give me head to cheer me up, you know... and I didn't mean anything but... I lost my head, and then he gave me head. And then we got deported from Russia. And I'm really really sorry for being a slut, ok?
- Maxxie: Michelle?
- Michelle: Go away.
- Maxxie: I'm sorry. I don't know what happened. He just... It meant nothing. Please don't tell anyone they'll think I'm...
- Michelle: Think what Maxx? That you're a dirty little slut who fucks around with other peoples boyfriends?
- Maxxie: I'm sorry.
- Michelle: Go away.
Season 2 [edit]
Tony and Maxxie [edit]
- [The boys watching, surprised, at Jal and a man grind dancing]
- Anwar: Well fuck me senseless!
- Chris Miles: Whoaaa!
[pause... ]
- Maxxie: Yeah... He's hot!
Everyone [edit]
- Maxxie Oliver: Fuck the future dude. Come to London, have a laugh.
