Me, Myself & Irene
Me, Myself & Irene is a 2000 film directed by the Farrelly Brothers and starring Jim Carrey. The film is about a Rhode Island state trooper named Charlie who, after years of continuously suppressing his rage and feelings, suffers a psychotic breakdown which results in a second personality, Hank.
Charlie Baileygates/Hank Evans
- Charlie's like origami, he folds under pressure.
- Just because I rock doesn't mean I'm made of stone.
- Yeah, she's pretty much screwed. Come on, I'll buy you a beer.
- This is my body! Do you understand that? I'm calling the shots from now on, Hank. I don't need you to fight my battles for me. If you can back down from something this important, you're nothing at all. YOU'RE NOTHING AT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
- Narrator: It's funny how a man reacts when his heart gets broken. Some break down and cry like a baby. Others, they take out an Uzi and climb a clock tower.
- Hank: Still wanna skip-rope in the street?
- Little Girl: I'm gonna tell my daddy on you, Charlie!
- Hank: Wrong answer. And the name's Hank, fuckface.
- Charlie: Alright, Hank, truce?
- Hank: For now, fucker.
- Charlie: Hank, we're shot.
- Hank: Come on, you pussy. It's just a flesh wound.
- Charlie: [seeing Lieutenant Gerke in the road] Oh, shit!
- Hank: Don't worry about him. [runs over Lieutenant Gerke]
- Charlie: Hank, what have you done?! Oh my God!
- Hank: Don't you just love it?
- Hank: What the hell are you still doing here?
- Charlie: You can't just throw me away, Hank. We're in this together.
- Jim Carrey - Charlie Baileygates/Hank Evans
- Renée Zellweger - Irene P. Waters
- Chris Cooper - Lt. Gerke
- Robert Forster - Colonel Partington
- Richard Jenkins - Agent Boshane
- Michael Bowman - Casper/Whitey/Milky
- Daniel Greene - Dickie Thurman
- Anthony Anderson - Jamal Baileygates
- Mongo Brownlee - Lee Harvey Baileygates
- Jerod Mixon - Shonté Jr. Baileygates
- Tony Cox - Shonté Jackson
- Traylor Howard - Layla Baileygates