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Mr. Ed was a talking horse.
- People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
But Mister Ed will never speak unless he has something to say.
- Opening song by Ray Evans and Jay Livingston
- Mr. Ed: My name is Mr. Ed!
- Wilbur: What kind of name is Ed for a horse?
Mr. Ed: What kind of name is Wilbur for a man?