Murphy's law

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Murphy's law is a popular adage that states that "things will go wrong in any given situation, if you give them a chance," or more commonly, "whatever can go wrong, will go wrong." A number of variants on the rule have been formulated, as have several corollaries.

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• If that guy has any way of making a mistake, he will.
  • Original phrasing by Edward A. Murphy according to George Nichols.

• If it can happen, it will happen.
  • Precedent condensed by team members according to George Nichols.

• Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
  • Phrasing attributed to Major John Paul Stapp

• If there's more than one way to do a job, and one of those ways will result in disaster, then somebody will do it that way
  • According to Robert Murphy (son of Edward A. Murphy, Jr.) his father's statement was along these lines.

• Anything That Can Possibly Go Wrong, Does
  • Epigraph of The Butcher: The Ascent of Yerupaja (1952) by John Sack

• Colonel Stapp's favorite takeoff on sober scientific laws — Murphy's Law, Stapp calls it — 'Everything that can possibly go wrong will go wrong'
  • Men, Rockets and Space Rats (1955) by Lloyd Mallan, possibly the earliest printed use of Murphy's name in connection with the law.

• Murphy's Quantum Law: Anything that can, could have, or will go wrong, is going wrong, all at once.
  • The Official Rules (1982) by Paul Dickson ISBN 0099264900

• Anything that can go wrong already has, you're just not aware of it yet!
  • Elson's Law

• If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe or pregnancy, then someone will do it.
  • Phrasing from Jargon File.

• Smith's Law: "Murphy was an optimist."

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• The Annals of Improbable Research tracks down the origins of Murphy's law
• Murphy's Laws Origin
• The House of Murphy
• Mathematical formula for Murphy's Law
• 1952 proverb citation
• 1955 term citation of phrase "Murphy's Law"
• Reference to 1941 citation of the proverb
• Murphy's Law entry in the Jargon File
• Murphy's Law was Born Here
• A collection of humorous Murphy's Laws
• Murphy's Law of Combat